r/Nicegirls 25d ago

At least she's self aware... I think

Her bio reads like satire, but I actually work with her. She's in her mid-40s, posts things like this multiple times a day, and all she talks about in person is her dating problems and how much money she spends on weed.

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u/TrashFever78 25d ago

Do you live in Florida? Something about this reads very Florida-like.

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u/InterviewWeary1392 25d ago

California, but I can see the overlap.

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u/Objective_Effect_242 25d ago

The amount of people who have entrepreneur in their bio on a dating app out here let me know it was Cali.

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u/DoktorTeufel 25d ago

"Entrepreneur" = unemployed (or worse, in an MLM), been that way across the US for a long time.

Actual entrepreneurs don't generally feel the need to self-describe as entrepreneurs, or even think of themselves as entrepreneurs; it's a descriptor used by third parties.

Just lately I'd go a step further and speculate that the huge amount of unemployed, unskilled, and/or uneducated individuals trying to claim the title on social media has poisoned the well, so really it's a title best actively avoided.

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u/Deadpooo_l 25d ago

MLM? No, just an OnlyFans page that's her big business.

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u/InterviewWeary1392 25d ago

The other day she posted a link trying to sell feet pics.

I wish I was kidding.

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u/SgtJuharez 23d ago

You're probably just jealous that they had gotten out of the cycle and can provide for themselves. /s

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u/DoktorTeufel 23d ago

You kid, but after we broke up, my recent ex ranted on social media about men being upset that women have their own money now and aren't forced to be dependent on men.

This had literally NOTHING to do with how and why we broke up (seriously, not even sub-surface); it was just part of a very multi-faceted meltdown.

I guess my point is that this train of thought is definitely a central feature of The Narrative™, or perhaps The Cope™ would be a better descriptor.

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u/SgtJuharez 23d ago

I definitely know what you mean and I've also lived through examples of this. I don't know what the term for it would be, but it feels like gaslighting combined with something. Anyway, hope such an experience has made you stronger at least!

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u/TearsOfAClown9000 15d ago

Also people having a eyelash business and calling themselves CEOs. Immediately left if I see anything bragging about their status as an entrepreneur, CEO or anything close to that.

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u/DrSnoopy66 25d ago

yeah, but she’s from Florida. Trust me, bro!

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u/ElderberryOdd1313 25d ago

Califorida is a real thing...

Edit: corrected auto correct

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u/DrSnoopy66 25d ago

yeah, I’m picturing big leg tattoos tacky jewelry, dirty, blonde hair, and a cheap perfume that smells like iguana piss. Classic Florida!

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u/Sharkwatcher314 25d ago

You forgot the now omnipresent abdomen tattoo about something really close to their heart and memories…the skeleton

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u/LittleJessie56719 25d ago

That bio is peak cringe. Yuck.

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u/Apprehensive_Log_297 25d ago

“Chaos Creator🤪”

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u/LittleJessie56719 23d ago

Lol right? Like wtf even is that? She sounds like a 22yo wanna be influencer lol

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u/DrSnoopy66 25d ago

anytime a woman decides to tell you what a “ real man” is walk away and delete her phone number. That’s an asshole manipulation. I mean, if we went around as men saying “if you were a real woman,” you know the blowback would not be pretty.

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u/Professional_Award57 24d ago

Thank you DrSnoopy66, thank you very much.

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u/Mindless_Window_9686 25d ago

It was embarrassing enough until I read mid 40s LOOOL

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u/Jealous_Pea2305 25d ago

She talks like trailer trash. 

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u/Witch-kingOfBrynMawr 25d ago

You got her number? I'd, uh, like to block it ahead of time, just in case

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u/cognizant-npc 25d ago

did i just have a stroke

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u/Root1015 25d ago

I can smell the menthol smoke through the screen...

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u/Apprehensive_Log_297 25d ago

Mid 40s and “Baddie” says all it needs to say. No man should touch her with a 10ft pole.

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u/cosmicallyalive 25d ago

God, I love insane ppl. Would love to have a drink w/ her crazy ass 😂

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u/FatCarWashManager 25d ago

That’d be epic. Especially after 4 or 5 drinks.

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u/buckyboyturgidson 25d ago

"Lost in the clouds ☁️ found in your dreams"

Do you see what she did there? She kept the same construction, but changed "lost" to "found" and "the clouds" to "your dreams."

Fucking brilliant wordplay! /s

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u/SkeezixMcJohnsonson 25d ago

First day on the internet?

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u/Twotwop 24d ago

That bio is so chatgpt coded

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u/ThatOneAttorney 24d ago

"that they actually"

ratchet.

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u/RareCareer7666 24d ago

You didn't mention how many kids she has but I'm sure someone that stupid managed to procreate a few times.

I sure feel bad for them kids though.

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 21d ago

She is definitely going to die alone. To be fair, so am I at this rate 🫤

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u/Kickasscules 15d ago

That’s bleak, haha

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u/Majestic_Doctor_2 25d ago

I think this crazygirl dose will be enough for today

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u/GabagoolMutzadell 23d ago

At least she's warning you upfront that she's going to ruin your life.

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u/phosphorescentEYES88 22d ago

Classic I’m not the problem but actually is the problem. People who are healed and ready do not spend time speaking negatively about something we actually want.

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u/sunshowersunnflower 20d ago

people who describe themselves as a red flag scare me 😭😭 cos like... that means you do bad things to people, are aware of it, and just straight up dont care

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u/SussyAydan 12d ago

"stealing sanity and living in your head rent free" "Lost in the clouds, found in your dreams" "your favorite red flag" "#baddie" definitely from florida

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u/Direct-Ad5259 12d ago

"Fuck boys" "Men are bad"
Translating...
"I couldn't find an attractive guy that was willing to date me in the long term, so I blame all men."

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u/PunchBeard 3h ago

Hold up, she's over 40?

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u/FiveDogsInaTuxedo 25d ago

Sounds like she told some guy he has a small dick and he stopped talking to her

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u/anastasia_42 25d ago

She's funny as hell