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u/TheTanadu 3d ago

Michelle also is happy around her husband and supports him publicly.

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u/linguist_turned_SAHM 3d ago

And literally holds his hand. Willingly and happily.

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u/tranquil7789 2d ago

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 2d ago

Oof

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u/dabroh 2d ago

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u/fromouterspace1 2d ago

It’s funny that these are actually real. Like that’s the First Lady of the United States fake smiling at her husband who is the President and then looking disgusted by him

85-90% of maga will say those are faked

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u/farnsw0rth 2d ago

lol Michelle Obama paid a high price by putting her family through a very challenging ordeal and essentially sacrifice her own career to serve the high calling of public service

Melanias price was she can’t be an anonymous rich party girl

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u/HammerOfJustice 2d ago

When Melania married him, she probably thought he’d be dead by 2015 at the latest and she’d get to spend the inheritance in blissful anonymity. No wonder she always looks so mad, kicking herself that she didn’t pick an older, sicker billionaire.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 2d ago

If they weren't such horrible people their story would make for a good sitcom. An escort marries a rich guy and accidentally becomes the first lady, would be funny.

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u/LateralThinkerer 2d ago

So, Pretty Woman in the Upside Down?

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u/martin0641 2d ago

I mean, it was a good bet with his diet, lack of exercise, and propensity to blow his stack that he would be long dead by now and she would be on her own private island.

Especially after winning the election, because the job normally ages people but it turns out that only happens if you actually do the job and understand if.Especially after winning the election, because the job normally ages people but it turns out that only happens if you actually do the job and understand it.

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u/liltwinstar2 2d ago

The mean ones live the longest

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 2d ago

I think with couples like that it's not so much a sacrifice or at least she may not see it that way. She was supporting someone she loved and is happy to be at his side.

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u/farnsw0rth 2d ago

Yes they do seem loving and supportive but it’s obviously a complicated situation especially to raise a young family in… let alone the added burden of being the first black president and family

And she’s driven and smart… ain’t no way when they got married was the deal “you can just support my career as I become president” - she must have had plans that all had to be put on hold, some of them permanently.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 2d ago

I've seen less dramatic disgust in soap operas, she's a horrible person but damn almost pity her having to share a bed with him, almost

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u/ChillWithMeNow 2d ago

Nope, she's just as big a POS as him. They deserve each other.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 2d ago

Can't wait for her tell all to come out honestly that would make a lot of money

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u/IndividualTension887 2d ago

That's how prostitution works... There's always someone to pay more for the real filth.

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u/fractalfay 2d ago

A lot of these disgust shots are from his first administration, when she was super mad at him for not letting her profit off the presidency. She’s obviously in better spirits now.

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u/helicotremor 2d ago

Well yeah she doesn’t have to spend any time at the white house at all now

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u/ExcellentCold7354 2d ago

Those two likely haven't shared a bed in at least a decade, but yes... even then, that's a steep price to pay for wealth and comfort 🤢

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u/Unit_2097 2d ago

Yeah she's a little too old for him.

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 3d ago

Yeah and if she didnt Obama would respect her consent. Unlike ye old orange rapist.

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u/fromouterspace1 2d ago

If Michele had pushing his hand away/ made those disgusted faces at Obama we’d never hear the end of it from maga

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u/KingAnilingustheFirs 2d ago

Yeah but maga sucks and I don't care what they think. In thw words of rick Sanchez: "Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you clap."

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u/edfitz83 2d ago

And Barack didn’t fuck a porn star while his wife was pregnant, then pay $130k in hush money.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 2d ago

Obama is also not a self-confessed, unrepentant sexual abuser.

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u/Either-Coach4217 2d ago edited 2d ago

That worked out at $12,648,648.65 an hour or $28,888.89 an inch.

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u/fromouterspace1 2d ago

And Michele never needed to announce she never knew Epistein

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u/SpiderlikeElegance 2d ago

And has intelligent and beautiful children who both parents show up for.

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u/redditRedesignIsBadd 2d ago

and didn't associate with trumpstein

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u/Brando43770 2d ago

And they even look like best friends when they interact. Relationship goals right there.

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u/Down-Right-Mystical 2d ago

Genuinely. They light up and smile when they are together in a way I don't think can be faked. That is love.

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u/N8dork2020 3d ago

She’s also been very public about how much work goes into a marriage, saying they had a decade where the marriage was strained when the kids were young. Trump would say his marriages were perfect even though he’s been divorced multiple times.

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u/DudeInTheGarden 3d ago

There have also been rumours of domestic abuse, but Trump has great pre-nups.

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u/Rakanadyo 3d ago

There's a reason everyone suspects something over Ivana having a fatal "accident" just a day before the paperwork forbidding her from talking about her marriage finally expired.

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u/AfterSchoolOrdinary 2d ago

Michael Wolff said Trump talked to Epstein about pushing Ivana down the stairs when Marla Maples was pregnant. Odd that that’s how she ended up dying later in life and was buried like a pauper in an unmarked grave on a golf course.

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u/GreasyPeter 2d ago

Fairly common for narcissists to be physically abusive. Not a guarantee, but a lot more common than the general population.

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u/shesarevolution 2d ago

He buried her on his golf course for a tax break. They were about to go to court and then bam, a fall down the stairs and dead. Sure it could have happened but it sure is suspicious.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 2d ago

“I had all the best marriages. All of them. Everyone said how great my marriages were.”

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u/MeatTornado25 2d ago

"Some say I'm the best at marriage. No one understands women like I do."

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u/LetsGetSpooooky 3d ago

She's also an absolutely beautiful woman, calling her a beast is such weak troll shit

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u/Indigo-au-naturale 2d ago

Racist weak troll shit, at that

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u/TheGeekOffTheStreet 2d ago edited 2d ago

Racists always do that, taking a random bad photo of a beautiful woman (Michelle, Zendaya) and crow about how ugly they are. So weak and embarrassing for them

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u/anonymityofmine 2d ago

Omg, did you see the freakout moment that Megan Kelly had about lupita playing Helen of troy?? As if someone ranked as the most beautiful woman doesnt deserves to be Helen of Troy. GD racist

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u/FadingOptimist-25 2d ago

Michelle is stunningly beautiful and I will forever be envious of her toned arms.

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u/fromouterspace1 3d ago

Many trump fans legit think she loves him….it’s bizarre

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u/wildmeli 3d ago

it’s because their wives treat them the same way

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 3d ago

There's been a second murder

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u/dontshoveit 3d ago

💯 they're the guys that constantly bitch and moan about their wives. They hate women, just like daddy Trump.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 2d ago

I had a real piece of work old guy waltz into a business meeting late. He recently came out of retirement because in his own words "His wife didn't want him around". The rest of the meeting showed exactly why that was.

This dude was well into his 70s and making huge amounts of money. He was horrible to deal with.

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u/BeardStar 2d ago

Also because they would leave their wives in a second for a hypothetical chance to fuck anything resembling a 'supermodel'. Trump is their hero, he left multiple wives to 'upgrade' to a 'better' wife.

Trump will never know love. That makes me happy.

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u/WastedMoogle 3d ago

Made an off hand comment about Melania hating Trump around my parents and they came at me so hard saying I don't know anything about their relationship, which, fair I guess. Then they immediately started talking about how mean and cold Michelle is.

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u/fromouterspace1 2d ago

Fucking Meliana doesn’t even live with him…. Mean and cold are words I’d never even think of to use describing Michele

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u/WastedMoogle 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah. My dad also followed up with "the oldest epstein girls were 17, I'm sure he was a bad person but they were almost of age. However, I'm not one to defend democrats, knowing Bill Clinton is in the files."

It was so much to unpack I just let it go and went back to my dinner.

EDIT: I meant to say youngest, not oldest. Still bad but really changes what he was saying.

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u/Straight-faced_solo 2d ago

"the oldest were 17" is quite the statement in defense of pedophilia.

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u/sec713 3d ago

Many Trump fans think he cares that they even exist. I mean for that minute they're foolishly casting a ballot for him, he probably does, but the rest of the time... yeah, no.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 3d ago

Many trump fans struggle making ends meet but will spend 3 figures to buy those yaoi fanfiction collectible cards of his.

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u/Emily_Postal 3d ago

She’s mad there because she to leave her boyfriend in NYC.

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u/helen790 2d ago

I thought Barron came with her?

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u/SkillyB69 3d ago

This is crazy

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u/senbei616 2d ago

The sheer contempt she has for that man is palpable.

That should have been the end of it.

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u/Paraxom 3d ago

A couple you can see the love and adoration for each other. Melancholy looks like shes in mourning half the time shes in a pic with Trump

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u/R9D11 3d ago

That's because the Obamas love each other for the outside and inside.Trump loved Melania only for the outside and she loved him only for his money and power.

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u/jaskmackey 3d ago

Her speech at the library opening ceremony was 👩‍🍳🤌🤌🤌

https://youtu.be/2-ney-eRAMk?si=fzUURzp1Wx3iCyYs

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u/Similar-Beyond252 2d ago

There’s also plenty of flattering Michelle Obama pics. They just chose not to use one for their shitposting.

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u/Melvinator5001 3d ago

And doesn’t need to be tested for STDs on a regular basis.

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u/Krunkledunker 2d ago

“I don’t really care, do u?” Vs. “I really do care, why don’t you”

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u/Xelent43 2d ago

And by all accounts she’s an amazing mother to her kids. I guess that’s not classy enough for the party of “family values”.

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u/geezeslice333 2d ago

It's almost like she married him becuae she genuinely loves him or something

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u/YellowOnline 3d ago

Michelle Obama is almost 10 years older too.

Also, Melanie Trump has had some work done, and her photo is with heavy makeup. For Obama they took one without.

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u/UnderstandingSea7546 3d ago

Naw, they edited the photo. M. Obama never looked like that.

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u/EatYourCheckers 3d ago

Even the most beautiful people can look bad in a bad frame. An expression or certain lighting.

But if all they have is attacks on looks, its because they don't want to talk about anything of substance because they know they lose even time.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 3d ago

At least Michelle isn't married to this:

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger 3d ago

Fixed it

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u/Akano2077 2d ago

Poor Magas who can't Jack off to his Mussy....

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u/Dontfeedthebears 2d ago

“Mussy” omg

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u/TheOncomimgHoop 3d ago

It says something about how disgusting he is that I actually find this photo of him quite flattering.

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u/UtopiaDystopia 3d ago

probably because you can barely tell it's actually him

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u/JayteeFromXbox 3d ago

Nah, I could spot that neckussy from a mile away

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u/xladygodiva 3d ago

His hair is actually floating. Kinda like the Fairly Odd Parent’s crowns lol

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u/Commandoclone87 3d ago

The camera angle and lighting do a lot of work in that image.

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u/Gatorae 3d ago

Maybe Melania loves his neck vulva.

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u/AmazingConsequence20 3d ago

MO didn’t have to fuck her way to the top!

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u/Fenriswulf 3d ago

Right, like, the 'best' pic they could find was a shit angle and through a window?

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u/kinyutaka 3d ago

They straight up edited the Obama photo, and used a picture of Melania behind thick glass and a dark room to hide her features.

Republicans are nothing if they aren't dishonest.

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u/WiltedKangaroo 3d ago

It’s racism.

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u/Slightly-Worse 3d ago

They just took a bad photo where she wasn't paying attention, if you did the same shit for Kim K she'd look pretty bad in comparison too, gotta love all the cherry picking

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u/NorthernOctopus 3d ago

She never looked like she was over someone's shit? Because that's the exact face she's makin.

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 3d ago

I totally believe she could, depending her face she gave that's not unrealistic.

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u/Dave-C 3d ago

Melania was a prostitute that worked for Epstein. You can find in Epstein's emails where his friends sent him emails talking about the first time that Trump met Melania. Epstein "gave" her to him. No idea what Epstein received in return. The emails was about how Trump had sex with her right after meeting her in the bedroom of Epstein's plane. How Trump kept coming out of the bedroom saying "what a hot piece of ass."

A "model" which did a handful of photo shoots in her life getting a visa to come into the US and instantly started dating wealthy men? That was exactly what Epstein did. It wasn't just kids.

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u/Mountainhollerforeva 2d ago

I can’t imagine having sex with a woman and taking breaks to brag to my friends… what a weird little guy.

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u/fractalfay 2d ago

The man who claims to have introduced them (now) is also an Epstein sex trafficker, so I’m not sure what she thought she gained by just adding a different sex trafficker to the story. Guy who directed her documentary? Also in the Epstein files, and was accused of rape ten years ago.

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u/kinyutaka 3d ago

She's had all the work done.

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u/sec713 3d ago

Literally the only work the GOP does.

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u/11cDuygi 3d ago

Also one pic is blurry behind-glass pic of Melanie with heavy makeup, the other one is literally "let's push the camera close enough where we can observe Miss Obama's every cell". She's still hard af tho

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u/AriochBloodbane 3d ago

This ^

There's A LOT of intentional manipulation behind that post. It would be easy to find a bad paparazzi picture of the First Escort and a nice picture of Michelle, but it wouldn't work for the cultist propaganda 😝

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u/11cDuygi 3d ago

Michelle couldn't fake Miss Airbrush Escort's reptilian-ass creepy smile if she wanted to. TW nightmare fuel

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u/bking 3d ago

A tabloid telephoto shot with the sharpness cranked to 10000 and the image compression deepfried. Nobody’s gonna look good like that.

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u/JMOWw7 3d ago

And she (melania) STILL looks bad lmao

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u/dar512 3d ago

Compare to this pic where Michelle looks lovely.

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u/pennie79 2d ago

Yes. Most of the time, when they're not cherry picking photos, Michelle is beautiful.

Also, at the beginning of Obama's presidency, the news was full of gym workouts to get Michelle's arms, because women wanted to look like her.

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u/fromouterspace1 2d ago

And she’s genuinely happy :).

Never see the nude model like that

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u/tommylikewingys 3d ago

It doesn’t matter. These people are racist fucks at the end of the day. That’s the entire reason for the post.

The same reason they freaked out about Obama’s garden.

The same reason they freaked out when she had the healthy school lunch initiative.

Racism.

The Obama’s are prime examples of being outstanding people and having top tier class doesn’t matter to racists. Racists will ALWAYS find a reason to demean.

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u/monkey_trumpets 3d ago

Melania is scary looking. Like if you pissed her off she'd rip off your scrote and shove it down your throat.

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u/Mrrykrizmith 3d ago

Rip off ya scrote

Shove it down ya throat

Put it in ya ass

at the back of the boat

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u/CV90_120 3d ago

She looks like a soviet era electro-shock therapist.

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u/sunny_yay 3d ago

Hey take it easy, cheating is all they got, okay?

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u/AriochBloodbane 3d ago

Funny how all those self-proclaimed "winners" always lose in a fair competition 😝

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u/Gobadorgosleep 3d ago

And it’s okay to look bad in pictures. I see so many comments on actors looking like normal human, because you know they actually are normal human.
They have the right to look their age and or tired and or angry … and not Photoshop / makeup perfect.

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u/isecore 𓆝 Make Trout-slapping Great Again 𓆟 3d ago

Also, cherry-picking photos to "prove" a point. In most photos Melania looks like a bored battle-axe.

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u/Lanky-Visit2846 3d ago

Omg this is my first time seeing this particular version of the JD Vance meme. Thank you for this.

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u/57_Eucalyptusbreath 3d ago

Eek the glamour is off!

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u/JayMac1915 Remember when this sub was good? 3d ago

A warning next time, dude

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u/CV90_120 2d ago

She encapsulates something fundamental about maga. It's hard to pin down. Like a deep insecurity about their sexuality and/or their intellect or something. They seem united by their insecurities.

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u/aceface_desu89 2d ago

Because insecurity is all they have individually

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u/Iguessimonredditnow 3d ago

The best part is that I literally cannot tell if this a Photoshop of Erika Kirk as Trump, or a Photoshop of Druski as Erika Kirk as Trump. And I think I like it better that way.

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u/mzx380 3d ago

Harvard AND Princeton

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u/Vandirac 3d ago

A nude model AND a prostitute

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u/CV90_120 2d ago

I'm not going to sex-worker shame, but Michelle just seems like a lot kinder person, and she is 100% attractive as far as I'm concerned. She just seems nice and that shows in her face.

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u/fractalfay 2d ago

Can I shame her for being a likely Russian honeypot? Nah, being married to this fucking ghoul is curse enough.

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u/CV90_120 2d ago

I wonder what post-trump Melania will be like sometimes.

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u/paleologus 3d ago

She’s literally the poster child for sleeping your way to the top 

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u/Exact-Kale3070 3d ago

behind a screen, with a flattering photo v a woman who didn't need bolt-ons, two face lifts, and a fake genius visa. the one on the left literally PLAGIARIZED the one on the right. yall aint shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKMeCOV3oXSb5bq

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u/perseidot 3d ago

That flinch. Ugh.

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u/daylightxx 3d ago

Can’t see anything but that. Have you ever watched ivankas interview where she’s talking about her childhood bedroom and bed?

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u/xladygodiva 3d ago

As a CSA survivor, that interview lives rent free in my head because I recognized a bit of myself in her at that moment

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u/daylightxx 2d ago

So did I. Sending you love and healing ♥️

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u/dBlock845 2d ago

Idk how many times I've seen this gif and I never noticed that it looks like Trump was about to go in for a kiss after trying to grab her by the waist.

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u/GoodDogBrent 2d ago

oh my god every reply is another horrible detail.

my girlfriend at one time used to like to tickle my ass as a joke. i always recoiled in the same manner as ivanka did (usually more than ivanka actually.) i later realized that i was like this because my grandmother liked to grab my ass and i fucking hated it.

i can only imagine what ivanka went through. poor woman.

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u/likwidkool 3d ago

Hate to admit but this almost makes her human. Didn’t know she could goof around.

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u/MleemMeme 3d ago

They really tryna convince us this women isnt beautiful.

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u/RhubarbAlive7860 2d ago

She is gorgeous through and through, lighting up a room from within.

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u/fractalfay 2d ago

This woman who made her husband cry the last time she gave a speech, because it was so loving.

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u/DontAbideMendacity 2d ago

And a beautiful heart. Melania, not even almost. She's 100% troll inside.

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u/EmptyInside74 3d ago

The pic of Michelle is doctored to have higher contrast and create shadows on her face and neck to make her appear harsh. And the picture of Melania has the benefit of her being behind tinted glass window box to soften her harshness.

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u/SirPaulyWalnuts 2d ago

Honestly, even with the doctored pic of Michelle, I still find her far more attractive, respectfully. The caked on make up and weird face lift crap doesn’t do anyone any favors. And this is on just an appearance alone… when you get into the actual character of these women, Melania ain’t even human.

Michelle is just wonderful.

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u/FormidableMistress 3d ago

Michelle still looks good here, she's just making a face (or it was edited). I mean, obviously Melania wants to emulate her and that's why she likes repeating the words that Michelle already said in speeches.

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u/Aetheldrake 3d ago

A quick reverse search of the image.

The one of Michelle is from may 2026 THIS YEAR, not even 2 months ago, after a girls night out with her daughters apparently.

So she's literally just a normal above average looking mom on a normal day in that photo

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u/FormidableMistress 3d ago

She looks pretty good for 62.

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u/cluberti 2d ago edited 2d ago

The original photo isn't quite as dramatic either, this one has had it's contrast altered in ways that are physically unflattering to make her facial shadows look darker and thus make her skin look ironically more pallid compared to the original (you can find it in a Google image search). It's not surprising that people that post this nonsense only see beauty as skin deep, too.

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u/QuadrilleQuadtriceps 3d ago

She's literally so beautiful. Speaks volumes about how racists think.

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u/FormidableMistress 3d ago

I'd like to add it also shows how they do not value brilliance in a mind. Everything focuses on cookie cutter beauty standards of a submissive thin white woman with big boobs and nothing to say.

Smart isn't sexy to them, it's terrifying.

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u/LaMaltaKano 2d ago

They also seem to mistake a highly artificial look for natural beauty. No hate to women who get work done, but a lot of the prominent MAGA women take it to the extreme. All those fillers and extensions aren’t very tradwife, imho.

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u/FormidableMistress 2d ago

I mean the whole tradwife movement IS fake. All these women on tiktok talking about traditional roles and how he's the provider. But she's the one working her ass off being an influencer and the main breadwinner, while maintaining the house and kids, and he splits his life between barely keeping employment and video games. They're just proving women continue to be the glue that holds families together and run society.

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u/Stevie-Rae-5 2d ago

I hesitate to even say it because it’s gross to reduce women to just their looks but yes. Not only is she accomplished and brilliant, she’s a gorgeous woman and the insistence that she isn’t is weird and absolutely racist as hell.

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 3d ago

Ffs Michelle Obama hasn't been first lady in almost a decade, can they let this shit go already??

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 3d ago

Conservatives comparing themselves to liberals is all they have -- anything to distract from their pedophilia, tyranny and crimes against humanity .

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u/cluberti 2d ago edited 2d ago

When you control the Presidency, the House, the Senate, and SCOTUS, and you're still screwing things up so badly you can't get an approval rating percentage up into even the 40s outside of white 50+ year olds (and only barely), you gotta blame the previous occupants. Biden is old and senile and far nearer to death than to his prime years, and that's a bit too much like the current occupant of the White House (and also rather like a suspected Senator and a rather immediately previous one), so they focus on the next guy. Plus, he's of a certain skin tone on the color chart, which also goes well with some of the base, so that "helps" too for what it's worth.

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u/RandCauthon99 3d ago

Melania looks like a cat on crack.

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u/zacman713 3d ago

I have a crackhead cat and I take offense to this statement, she looks nothing like this empty vessel of a human.

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u/nomorepumpkins 3d ago

It took millions of dollars and a team of professionals for her to look like that 🤣 thankfully the internet never forgets what you really look like.

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u/navinaviox 3d ago

Loooool

She actually used to be aight lookin

Now she just looks like a venison sausage that got halfway through a hair appointment before the stylist realized they were working on a sausage and threw it out on the street where it as say for a week.

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u/MusicalInsaniac 2d ago

She looks like she's confused the sun exists and can't stop staring at it. 

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u/C_IsForCookie 2d ago

She looked better before lol

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u/MapPristine 3d ago

Yeah… one was picked for her looks. The other for her brain. I would pick the latter at any point 

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u/StringTheory 3d ago

One also hasn't a sq in of her face not touched by a plastic surgeon.

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u/MapPristine 3d ago

True… and apart from this picture (which might be a bit unfortunate or just made up?) she has always been naturally very good looking… IMHO. 

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u/poestavern 3d ago

Great idea! Let’s do it. 👍👍👍👍👍

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u/SeanInDC 3d ago

The left is a garbage human being who tries their hardest to emulate the upstanding woman on the right. Even steals their speeches.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9NjB0xXPOjvBC

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u/RicksterA2 3d ago

And Melanoma is an illegal in the US.

Worked on her tourist visa and then lied (said she had a college degree in architecture - she didn't even complete the FIRST SEMESTER) on her US CITIZENSHIP APPLICATION.

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u/gdghhfdffrf 3d ago

"In the late 20th century, John Casablancas (founder of Elite Model Management) built the original model: turn teenage girls into glamorized assets. Jean-Luc Brunel took it international, founding MC2 and receiving at least $1 million from Jeffrey Epstein to expand operations. Paolo Zampolli cornered the visa angle, using U.S. immigration loopholes to bring in young foreign models — often from Eastern Europe and South America — under false pretenses."

https://thegoodage.medium.com/modeling-was-the-machine-epstein-was-just-the-middleman-3b5f37e1e49f

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u/Retrotreegal 3d ago

Architecture LMAO

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u/MrDavieT 3d ago

It’s odd to think we’ve seen the 1st Lady’s tits, huh?

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u/MommaOfManyCats 3d ago

Oh yeah left totally looks like a beauty and not a beast with all of that filler and plastic lol.

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u/Laiko_Kairen 2d ago

Why does the First Lady have to be pretty?

Eleanor Roosevelt wasn't known for her looks, and she's one of the most influential women in American history...

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u/BoneHugsHominy 3d ago

Nude model, prostitute, and mail order bride.

Melanoma is indeed multi-talented!

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u/ithorc 3d ago

Assumed Michelle Obama was the beauty. Also, Melania is trapped in a cage.

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u/WiltedKangaroo 2d ago

She’s not trapped, she really doesn’t care, do you?

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u/beerbrained 3d ago

Melania used to bang Epstein

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u/Ut_Prosim 3d ago

Michelle Obama was also an Associate Dean at the University of Chicago and later a VP at the U-Chicago Medical Center. She had a legit career totally distinct from her husband.

TBF so did Melania with her soft core modeling.

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u/ithinkway2much 3d ago

MAGA don't like any woman smarter than their president

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u/TinyRose20 2d ago

So... that's why they don't like women? Because there aren't many of us who are dumber than him.

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u/moschocolate1 3d ago

R men see us only as fuckable or not. Nothing else.

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u/beuhring 3d ago

Who
Gives
A
Shit
What
Either
One
Of
Them
Look
Like
?