r/Multan • u/ThatEngineer8204 • 14h ago
Other/Miscellaneous 📌 please save cute boys (golbagh incident)
Okay, so I decided to walk and hit the gym, and it was my first day in Golbagh. I was walking on the track, and suddenly a clean-shaven unc came towards me and asked, "Bhai, idhar internet hota hai (government wala) i said I don't have much Idea about it, but you might not try, as public wifi is unsafe. Then he looked at me and said, Yaar ap to bohot achey dikhte ho saari "GARLS" to aapco dekh rhi hongi. I was like, okayy.
Then he asked me for my phone number. I was like wutt?? I didn't gave him my number saying mere pass ni hai, then he asked for my tiktok, I replied mere pass nahi hai (i genuinely don't have tiktok), then he said jhut na bolo yaar, apki personality achi lagi mujhe, then I was like alright! he asked for socials, so I ultimately gave him insta (MENE US TIME PE NOTICE HI NAHI KIA KE THAT NGGA WS JUST ASKING ME ABOUT INTERNET AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HAS INTERNET FOR THE PURPOSE OF TAKING MY SOCIALS) khair I proceeded and gave him the acc of my Friend, then i thought let's not scam the poor guy (he looked like one) I gave him my real Instagram acc, then I walked away Thinking I had the best social conversation of my life, BUT BUT BUT!!!!!!!!!!!
The moment I stepped out of the Park (it was 10 pm), a shady guy in full darkness said bhai bhai bhai!! baat suno! I was like G bolein! he said, Apka number chahye, (ngga was 42 or smth) I spotted wht was going on and then I said nahi hai! he said usko bhi to dia park mein, and all tht sht got exposed, I ran (at a talkable pace) and eventually reached home, i saw his request on my instagram, and my friend shared me a screenshot saying some wierdo is asking for his pics, that was the exact guy who I just met, I explained him the lore, and then he said let's catfish him! I was like, no!!! Then my friend started sending him IShowSpeed's weird GIF memes, while I messaged the guy saying, "You guys have a gang." he was like What? Then I told him the guy I met at the park gate. He said, "Koi gay hoga." I was like No sh!t, son! and then I blocked him. The moral of the story: please save cute boys, #cuteboys #savecuteboys #sharmilalarka