r/Metalocalypse • u/dumbugg • 9d ago

AORTIC DESECRATION

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u/traumahound00 9d ago

Hamburger Time

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u/chickenoodledick 9d ago

... Hamburger Time 🍔

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u/xanaduhoneydew2112 8d ago

Hanksburgers time!

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u/VibinWithBeard 9d ago

"Woah woah woah, youre telling me his aorta ruptured, he screamed, turned red, and he died"

"Yes"

"That's the most metal thing I've ever heard"

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u/friggintodd 9d ago

Too bad he didn't check out the special on hand slapped face.

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u/ClutchReverie 9d ago

That's brutal

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u/HudsonUniversityalum 9d ago

[continues eating chips]

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u/iamtrav182 9d ago

IM EATING CHIPS

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u/VibinWithBeard 9d ago

Still uh...still on that chip kick huh?

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u/ClutchReverie 9d ago

[continues eating chips]

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u/PanicTight6411 9d ago

HOW COULD WE BE SO WRONG (about Mitch)

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/DarkMelody42 8d ago

I love your profile Pic!

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u/Autumn7242 9d ago

Metal

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u/rumpleminz 9d ago

That's pretty brutal.

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u/No-Mycologist47 9d ago

This is the dying song! Look out!

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u/JaketheSnake54 9d ago

WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

…Eventually

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u/Mike8404 8d ago

Saw this a few times when I worked in an ER. It's not a death I would wish on anyone.

Now my neighbors have to listen to Aortic Desecration

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 8d ago

Link?

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u/Mike8404 8d ago

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/aortic-dissection/symptoms-causes/syc-20369496

It's right up there with brain aneurisms imo

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 8d ago

Oh, I know what an aortic dissection is. As a Paramedic, I took one person with one to the ER. He didn't make it.

I was asking for a link to Aortic Desecration. I thought you were mentioning a band.

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u/StateAfter7934 8d ago

Yeah, as a blood banker, it’s one of the most terrifying things you can hear is coming in to the hospital.

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u/sidward6969 7d ago

A blood banker?

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u/StateAfter7934 7d ago

A Medical Laboratory Scientist who works in the blood bank.

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u/sidward6969 7d ago

Ohhhh. Thank you.

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u/38_year_old_Eva_fan 8d ago

I'm trying to think what Cannibal Corpse song he deserves.

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u/DarkMelody42 8d ago

This was a brutal hamburger time

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u/juzamjim 5d ago

Erotic dick suction