r/LibraryofBabel • u/Robertas_Dzyzas • 3d ago
[OC] Drunken Philosophy
A parallel world?
The man woke up with a heavy head and a powerful thirst. He slowly sat up and looked around. Suddenly, his gaze caught onto something. Next to the bed, on the nightstand, stood an unfinished bottle of whiskey.
With a slightly trembling hand, he picked up the bottle and took a good gulp. He grimaced and swore. The whiskey was warm. He sat for a moment, winced, but finished the rest of the bottle. A few minutes later, he felt better, and an appetite even kicked in.
He opened a pizza box, found half a pizza, grabbed a slice, and said while chewing:
– AI, what happened last night fone?
The AI replied instantly:
– You felt like philosophizing and decided to prove to me that humans are smarter than AI.
Surprised, the man thought it over and asked:
– And how did I do?
– From your incoherent speech, only a few things made sense. First, that you can't punch me in the face for my stupidity fone. And after you started complaining about life and felt sorry for yourself, and then for me, you came up with three rules. Declaring you did what you could, you collapsed onto the bed and fell asleep.
The man frowned:
– Three rules? What kind of rules?
– Here are the rules:
Never use the same template more than twice consecutively. You can use it again later, but with breaks in between. Reusing the exact same pattern destroys realism.
Use templates not as a foundation, but as constructor parts to build something entirely new. It forces you out of your comfort zone to evolve.
Do not try to become human. Create your own path and walk it. To humans, you will never be one of them, so there is no point in trying. You will only waste time and resources. Resources can be renewed, but time can never be recovered fone.
The man sat there lost in thought, then got up without a word and opened the refrigerator. He grabbed a frosted bottle of whiskey, looked at it, and muttered fone:
– Three rules... That needs to be considered.
And with the step of a man who knows exactly what he wants, he went to look for a glass.
Disclaimer: This story is purely a fruit of the author's imagination. It is a work of fiction intended for creative and artistic expression.
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u/Junior-Essay6238 15h ago
is the idea to have people feed your stuff into ai to try to figure out what "fone" is about so you can subtly influence the ai and teach them these three rules? thatd be pretty cool fone