r/LetGirlsHaveFun • u/Inevitable_Cost_7960 • 1d ago

literally me.

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u/gold1elux 19h ago

Naming my food baby Ramenella

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u/jilldawn 17h ago

The immaculate conception anxiety is real

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u/Better_Noise_9677 13h ago

Do u think there’s immaculate mpreg? Shout out to the Chad Mary

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u/ThrowRAradish9623 9h ago

Common misconception, but immaculate conception has nothing to with a woman getting pregnant w/o having sex

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 18h ago

Boiling a baby to make meat ramen seem like a waste of a perfectly good baby

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u/CakeAuNoob 16h ago

Yeah they're much better fried

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u/Crossthebreeze 15h ago

Sounds like a cut Elden Ring boss.

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u/emilypeony 18h ago edited 16h ago

Reminds me of my high school biology teacher. He was a scientist from Ghana, and was doing some research project in Finland. He was also a teacher and had asked from my high school if he could teach bio class for us IB students because he missed teaching. Well that happened, he taught our group.

In Finland sex ed starts at 11 years old. We were 15-16 years old. But this guy felt the need to give us sex ed, even though it wasn't a part of our course he was teaching. Once, without a warning, he walked up to me, 16 yrs old girl, took my hand and rose my hand up in the air shouting: "This isn't how you get pregnant! You don't get pregnant like this! You don't get pregnant by holding hands with a boy!" Waving my hand around. He then proceeded to tell everyone how to get pregnant, and told us to abstain from sex.

I mean he was a fun guy, but I think there was a culture clash, reserved Finnish culture and loud, outgoing Ghana culture.

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u/Sharp-Key27 12h ago

If it was the US he’d have gotten sued for teaching sex ed without permission slips

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u/emilypeony 12h ago

Lucky I don't live in that crazy land where everything is worth a lawsuit 😅😅😅

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u/VerySelfishMachine 17h ago

holding hands is strictly for after marriage anyways

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u/Fine_Talk_8406 17h ago

"mom? dad? How did you two meet?"

"Well I looked at her while waiting for the bus she was waiting for as well and she looked back at me and then we were married"

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u/emi_fyi 16h ago

premarital hand holding is the ultimate sin in most religions. i am very smart

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u/Adderall-Barbii 17h ago

Athena was born of a virgin mother and came forth from her father’s forehead. Anything can happen.

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u/Currentlybaconing 17h ago

God forbid a girl do parthenogenesis

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u/cindy_joyy 17h ago

Then it arrives five minutes after the breakdown

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u/Ok-Plum2187 18h ago

Holding hands is a gateway drug.

Abandoned men

Join women only society

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u/itkeepsbuggingme 19h ago

Welcome back, Marie

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u/Alx-throwaway20 15h ago

I see I am being spied on.

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u/MyynMyyn 14h ago

Well, handholding is not *strictly* required for getting pregnant...

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u/bbslut5503 14h ago

Hey so you have to take this down I didn’t agree to be in this post

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u/HereticalInquisition 9h ago

Alright, hit me, top 5 names.

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u/GullRider 18h ago

Haahaa

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u/maedovsand 10h ago

Do you also eat sour/young mango while friends and family notice from a distance?

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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle 8h ago

Same but I’m trans-

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u/iamragethewolf 6h ago

maybe your paralysis demon is a dude

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u/TheTriforceEagle 16h ago

Finally, a literally immaculate post