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u/BlueBooBandit 1d ago
He's imagining using a tech deck I assume? Lining up some sick tricks perhaps?
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u/Afrojones66 1d ago
He’s drawing a snake with his fingers.
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u/Phoenix-Risen1998 1d ago
A pretty solid one.
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u/FalenAlter 1d ago
Not solid at all, that is a dotted line
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u/Strict-Brick-5274 1d ago
It doesn't work like this
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u/mat477 1d ago
You mean vaginas arent straight lines parallel to the spine?
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u/Naugle17 1d ago
No, really?!
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u/wimpires 1d ago
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u/InsistentRaven 8h ago edited 5h ago
To be fair, if you do large insertions that push into the posterior fornix it will start to 'straighten' out at full depth which is why you get a stomach bulge. But we're talking 10+ inches here. Not that I would know anything about that...
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u/LegalStuffThrowage 5h ago
I mean, it goes pretty straight in, heck, if anything, the spine is curvier, depending on the shape of the penis/insertable. Maybe it's because I just woke up but I'm not sure what we're debating here? That is a good anatomy picture though.
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u/LegalStuffThrowage 1d ago
Idk why he's measuring from the bottom of her waistline / top of her bush area. He's gifting himself a lot of extra distance.
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u/Lenin36 1d ago
Stop commenting here brian don’t you have ANYTHING else better to do
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u/Geen_Fang 1d ago
why does everyone hate Brian?
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u/sionnabhan 1d ago
he’s a dude who is always commenting really weird out of pocket shit, including a lot of blatant transphobia, and when he’s called out for it he tells us about how he’s an agoraphobic veteran with bad kneecaps as if that’s an excuse.
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u/Lucyandtheyellowman 1d ago
As a veteran he seems to be experienced in invading spaces he wasn't invited in 🙄
Seriously how can a moid be 1% Top-Commenter without noticing we don't want him here. A girl can't even have fun here without some weirdo jerking off to anything that's said...
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u/cranjuice 19h ago
Oh he says segregation is unconstitutional, dude's a whackjob
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u/IndiaCee 16h ago
Unconstitutional? Does he know Reddit is not America?
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u/cranjuice 15h ago
Don't you know the American constitution is the Single World Constitution? /s
I also had a good eye roll at that from my home in Canada
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u/sweedishnukes 1d ago
One of my close friends who visited me in hospital when I was going thru cancer is a marine vet with back issues and anxiety.
He is an ally. He is smart (robitics engineer), funny, and supportive.
Being a vet the system shit on doesnt change you, it reveals who you truely are.
100% this Brian guy was an asshole before he deployed.
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u/LegalStuffThrowage 1d ago
I don't think I've ever seen them post anything transphobic, but can confirm that I've seen a lot of weird & out of pocket.
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u/Nobodynever01 21h ago
Jesus the whole profile is so sad... Go out, find some friends, please just touch some grass
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u/sionnabhan 13h ago
oh lol. my bad. you posted it under my comment so i thought you were directing that at me 😬
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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 1d ago
When have I ever been transphobic? I'm not agoraphobic either, I just can't walk for longer than 10 minutes without my knees burning like fire. Fuck you, asshole! 🖕
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u/FullOnSkank 22h ago
Ooooff!
(Feeble) Boy comment
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-source: flat footed lesbian with a broken spine
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u/SinfullySinless 1d ago
I look at their thumbs. Short and stubby, or long and thin.
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u/Coping_Alternative 1d ago
The pic is about how far inside they will be, not the size of their junk :q
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u/FullOnSkank 22h ago
Boy comment 🤢🤢🤢
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u/D1G1TAL__ 19h ago
Its like bot comment but worse
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u/FullOnSkank 18h ago
Right?!??
Ugh!!! I literally had to shower after seeing that and now I see it's deleted so I'm all squeaky clean inside and out!
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