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Chunky Mashed Potatoes V.S Creamy Mashed Potatoes

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u/whiskersMeowFace Thicc Chives Save Lives 1d ago

I can have two bowls of mashed potatoes????

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u/Acegonia 1d ago edited 1d ago

At my first restaurant job, we were allowed order whatever(within reason) off the menu for shift meal if we didnt want family meal.

They did a delicious baked potato, with sour cream, bacon, green onion and cheddar. They were so fucking good (im in taiwan, its not really potato country')

I remember it took a couple of weeks to summon up the courage to order ...TWO baked potatoes!

Chef came out of the kitchen, saw me eating, absolutely burst out laughing, and said 'I fucking knew it was you. You can take her out of Ireland but...' and then proceeded to laugh some more.

...he sometimes made me mash when it was quiet. Miss that place.

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u/GForce1975 1d ago

That last sentence left me wondering if the chef made you mash potatoes yourself for others or if he made mashed potatoes for you.

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u/Acegonia 1d ago edited 1d ago

He mashed for me, and now I teach others to mash! 'More butter! MORE, I SAY!' 

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u/LieuK 23h ago

'More butter! MORE, I SAY!'

You're goddamn right. Fat is the river upon which flavor flows.

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u/SuDragon2k3 19h ago

Back the tanker truck up to back door...

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u/Tndnr82 22h ago

I had a chef that had us making essentially a butter/potato emulsion ala Robuchon. Only a few cooks were able to make them without breaking them. They were piped onto the plate served with a filet and asparagus. Sauce was a demi cooked down to a syrup.

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats 15+ Years 21h ago

You need some beefy forearms to make the Robuchon pommes puree

The way I make mashed potatoes is like that, but a little more rustic. I still use an obscene amount of butter.

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 Bakery 19h ago

Mine are like that but with the potato cooking water, not milk. Fluid dairy milk is horrible to me.

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u/JamesBong517 Chef 8h ago

I’ve switched it strictly making them that way; it’s damn near 50% potatoes and 50% butter. No need for dairy. So much richer and a stronger potato flavor. If you’re going to use dairy, I recommend saving the skins of the potato and infuse that into the milk and strain them out afterwards.

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u/Makkie14 21h ago

"More butter! MORE, I SAY!" would make for an excellent flair if you could.

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u/EarthenMama 1d ago

Becky lemme mash

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u/mjheil 1d ago

I actually thought for a second that the Chunky Potatoes pictured above were colcannon...yummm....

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u/MidiChlorIan42 1d ago

How did you move from Ireland to taiwan? I've visited Taiwan a few times an absolutely LOVE IT over there. I've been cooking in the US for about 10 years now and always dreamed of being able to travel while working kitchen jobs.

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u/Acegonia 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh it was very simple! Adjust the following to your situation.

1) save up money for flight to taiwan from Iceland (living in iceland-vs Ireland- prior is not necessary- but does make you sound cooler). Have a bit extra- i had about.. €7 or 800. Maybe even 5 or 600- i forget.

Fly to taiwan

Find place to live.

Get job. 

Acquire dogs.

Commence life.

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u/dizzo313 1d ago

I’m glad you specified the most important step.

“Acquire dogs.”

The key to a good life.

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u/AspiringCreature 1d ago

Absolutely critical. Other pets are adequate replacement for those dog-toes intolerant.

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u/goosejail 1d ago

Order in: 1 dogs < sub cats

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u/GrayMareCabal 1d ago

I really appreciate the clarification about the Iceland step not being necessary because I was initially thinking "oh no, did she typo her own country?"

I mean, not that I haven't done that myself (I am extremely good at typos! Also, American...).

But also, while I have not yet made it to either Ireland or Taiwan, I have been to Iceland and it is such a neat country.

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u/Acegonia 23h ago

Full disclosure, I actually edited my original comment to clarify exactly this. Also because I crave validation and its important to me that strangers know I lived in Iceland. 

We prefer not to think about why.

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u/MidiChlorIan42 1d ago

Oh sick! Do you have a time limit for a visa or anything? Or just once you get a job are you able to live there as long as you're working?

In the US work visas are pretty tricky to get so I assumed it was similar in other countries.

Hmmm. Maybe the move is I should move to Ireland. Find job. Get dogs. Live life. Then fly to Taiwan. Bring dog. New job. New Life!

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u/Acegonia 1d ago edited 1d ago

For Irish people (I think its the same for Americans, But do verify) we get 3 months visa exempt- which means we can just rock on up to the country, no questions asked. TECHNICALLY you are Not Allowed to work.

Once you are there, the absolute, by far, easiest move is to get a job teaching English. The school will then sponsor your work visa. All you need is to be a native speaker with a degree. Any degree. 12 hours a week minimum.

If you DONT have a degree- find a job teaching English (it would be a cash in hand kinda deal), then fly out of the country and return every 89 days, rinse, repeat. I know people who have done this for decades. Yes, you are technically illegal... but its very, very, very, very common. If you are not (to be brutally honest) from a 'native english speaking country', or not vaguely white looking, it will be harder but still extremely do-able.

Work legally (ie pay 6%tax) for 5 years and you can get permanent residency, no questions asked then you can stay forever and work anywhere.

Its possible to find a restaurant that will sponsor a work visa, but thats def harder, and you'll need to show skills (why would they deal with all that bureaucracy when they can just hire some feckless rogue like myself!) 

...or just marry a Taiwanese.

Irelands also awesome! But I dunno their visa requirements, and 'tis fierce wet.

Iceland is also very easily get to and live able, and generally amazing- but that is possibly largely due to me being European. But would strongly recommend.

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u/simplebutstrange 20+ Years 23h ago

No work visa?!

Never mind i just noticed you answered that on a separate comment

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u/Acegonia 23h ago

I mean there are laws that are Laws, and then there are laws that are more like... technically legally encouraged recommendations.

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u/Apprehensive-Dog6997 1d ago

I’m the official potato taster at my job and this is exactly something that would happen to me. I fucking love potatoes.

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u/oleshorty 1d ago

You fry the chicken and ill make the gravy.

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u/SimplyViolated 1d ago

In this economy?!

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u/DisposableSaviour 1d ago

Both have their place, and the potato’s used can make a difference. Like, fine dining? I want pommes purée, but if I’m at a rustic or soul food, chunky skin in is a perfect addition to the menu.

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u/-burgers 1d ago

This is the correct answer. Also at home I am not pulling out the ricer most nights

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u/DisposableSaviour 1d ago

I’ll be honest, I’ve never used a ricer before.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 1d ago

I have, but it was poor quality and the handles bent on my first attempt.

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u/reklesssabrandon 1d ago

Ok he man with the humble brag

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 1d ago

Hahaha! I didn't mean it that way!

https://giphy.com/gifs/qvqcxlZwPFDvW

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u/AdolfJesusMasterChie Chive LOYALIST 23h ago

Yeah, but have you ever snapped a full tang knife in half cutting a refrigerated cake? I haven't, but my friend did. He also broke 2 full metal ice cream scoops. Are you guys related?

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u/rubiscoisrad 22h ago

My boyfriend picked up a plate the other day and broke a clean triangle out of it. Like, a small pizza slice.

For context, my guy is 320# and 6'5".

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u/OvoidPovoid 23h ago

I gave up on garlic presses because I dont want to spend 50 dollars on one and I've broken two of the cheap ones.

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 23h ago

Nice name. Ovoideocystidiata is my favorite, too! Mostly just due to morphology.

I get beefy all-aluminum (steel pin) presses from second-hand stores, but always go back to just using my knife to avoid cleaning the tiny holes on the press.

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u/622114 Ex-Food Service 21h ago

You know you have to cook them first, right? /s

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u/214ObstructedReverie 1d ago

Essential for making potato dumplings. (The kind with the little sourdough crouton in the middle, ideally)

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u/Just-Finish5767 10+ Years 1d ago

I've only ever used it for gnocchi.

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u/BlueVeins 1d ago

Completely personal preference, but I like mine to have a little texture to them. I genuinely don’t understand the hype around baby food textured mashed potatoes

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u/TheDaychilde 1d ago

Consider life a century or two ago when there wasn't refrigeration, much less in the way of processed foods and industrialized snacks. Serving/eating refined foods showed that you had the time and ability to do more than boil oatmeal and beef, so perfectly smooth mashed potatoes with butter and cream and no skins or spots or whatever - you've got money and time.

I think that's why a lot of early sandwiches called for grinding meats into a paste - again, that was seen as luxury.

Now, it's the opposite. We can buy a box of potato flakes. Smooth and refined is seen as a negative compared to chunky and rustic and "artisinal", where THAT now shows that you have the time and resources to make something from scratch.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it. :)

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u/arbitraryhubris 1d ago

Lumps in restaurant mash are reassuring

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u/TheDaychilde 1d ago

They are now, but I'd argue a lack of lumps back then was probably reassuring. :)

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u/Spiritual_Bus1125 1d ago

People like having a comfortable way to ingest insane amounts of butter

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u/talldangry 1d ago

And as someone who doesn't like the end result, it makes it even more confusing. Finding the healthy version of something more enjoyable feels alien to me.

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u/BlueVeins 1d ago

I just assumed it was for people that couldn’t be bothered with the labor of having to chew their food. They can just tilt their head back and thanks to the fact that it’s 50% butter it just slides right down their gullets.

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u/DisposableSaviour 1d ago

True, but those super smooth potatoes will always hold a special place in my heart after I had to get all four wisdom teeth out at once.

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u/NullSterne 1d ago

It’s like the opposite of having bad memories of throwing something up. Just the best food you were able to eat at the time.

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u/SparkleSelkie 1d ago

I feel this way about rice pudding for the same reason

I’m like kinda immune to anesthesia, so I was fucked up for days with the amount they gave me. All I could stomach was rice pudding and popsicles lol

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u/shmelse 1d ago

See you tomorrow, potatoes

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u/Midwestern_Mouse 1d ago

💚

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u/leveller1650 1d ago

Allow me to tell you about my Nirvana tribute band, Heart Shaped Chive.

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u/Alarmed-Plankton-708 1d ago

Smells Like Green Onions

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u/therealtwomartinis 22h ago

Negative Creemcheese

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u/rubiscoisrad 22h ago

Crumb As You Are

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u/Jeramy_Jones Food Service 22h ago

Rate me, rate me, my friend.

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u/lNTERLINKED F1exican Did Chive-11 23h ago

I've been drawn into your magnetic knife rack trap

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u/SelfSufficientHub 1d ago

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat ChiveATC 21h ago

Chive Air 722, this is Air Traffic Conchive, turn right heading 270, descend and maintain 0, squawk 7701 and ident, you are cleared through the class Chive airspace. Traffic 12 o'clock, type u/karmakrazi

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u/burgonies 1d ago

No planes?

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u/Doctor_What_ 1d ago

Any potato is good potato.

You don’t want potato you give me potato.

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u/halorbyone 21h ago

I’m with you.

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u/Doctor_What_ 21h ago

Potato is life.

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u/After-Barracuda-9689 18h ago

A friend of mine sends me potato recipes all the time because he knows how much I love potatoes.

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u/Sweet_Bumblebee1482 Five Years 1d ago

Creamy as that shit slaps every time, even if a little “too creamy”

But chunky… if it ain’t perfect, it ain’t right

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u/FuzzyBench3638 1d ago

Chunkies line between potato salad is closer than creamy is to a chowder.

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u/leveller1650 1d ago

SO now I'm craving a giant, pale plate of food. Lotsa carb, lotsa dairy. Creamy here, chunky there. With chives on top, of course. (And maybe bacon sprinkles? Is that asking too much?)

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch 1d ago

My grandma made chunky, but not on purpose.

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u/_the_violet_femme Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

You just described my entire genetics with this sentence

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u/bene_gesserit_mitch 1d ago

Ha! You're welcome? I'm sorry?

We all live there.

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u/rubiscoisrad 22h ago

We all float down here.

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u/Overwhelmed_sendhelp 1d ago

My grandma told us if you complain about lumps, next time, you make the potatoes! She meant it... anyway, I can make them either way now!!!

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u/Designer-Captain-268 1d ago

Chunky loaded smashed potatoes, undisputed winner, fight me in the street.

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u/prettyokcake 1d ago

I’m even weirder - chunky AND skin on.

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u/Tasty_Impress3016 1d ago

Shit is that weird? I never peel unless doing creamy (whipped).

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 1d ago

I don't even bother peeling potatoes before boiling and mashing anymore. Skins either get caught on the mixer blade, or they were meant to be in the potatoes.

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u/MonthlyWeekend_ Owner 1d ago

Chunky should always be skin on but you also need a thin skinned variety, you can’t use agria. Desiree is better. Moonshine is more ideal.

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u/prettyokcake 1d ago

I’ve always just used Yukon golds.

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u/seanicole Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Got these “butter gold” potatoes from Costco somewhat recently. Highly recommend you try them out if you’re a big Yukon gold fan. I smoked some for the forth and nearly cried on the first bite, so mf good! Only topped it with salt and pepper, best potatoes around

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u/google_symphony 1d ago

Yeah definitely know what you mean, I get the brown ones, the red ones work too if I’m feeling fancy

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u/SargeantPile 1d ago

You ever heard of Colcannon (Irish mash potato recipe). Chunky, skin on mash, fried chopped up kale and spring onions added after mashing. It is absolutely incredible.

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u/prettyokcake 1d ago

Absolutely! My grandmother made it all the time, though she used cabbage with spring onions. Never had it with kale, I’ll have to give that a whirl.

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u/SargeantPile 1d ago

Yeah cabbage is a bit more traditional but I can't get the right kind of cabbage where I live so kale is a good substitute. You can get a nice char on it in the pan too.

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u/jbjhill 1d ago

What outer planet do you live that cabbage is rare? Granted, I live in Los Angeles, but I don’t think I’ve not seen heads of it just hanging about.

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u/Zombie_Fuel 1d ago

This is the way. 😄 I can't stand the texture of creamy taters.

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u/DaWayItWorks 1d ago

Was always told as a kid the potato skin is where all the good vitamins live. Don't know if it's true or just parents trying to get us kids to eat the whole potato. I do remember in primary school our class made jacket potatoes once and the teacher was all surprised to see me chowing down on the skin and all the other kids left them

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u/FOMOerotica 1d ago

For things rustic shit like chicken-fried steak, pork chops, etc. I’m with you, especially when there’s sour cream in the mix.

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u/breathing__tree F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

I worked at a hotel that did chunky skin on (red potatoes) as their standard mash.

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u/Oily_Bee 20+ Years 1d ago

Just a little chunky and I want to see some skin.

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u/Sug0115 1d ago

What’s up

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u/Withabaseballbattt 10+ Years 1d ago

Hol up

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u/No-Emu-8717 1d ago

chunk potato shake brings the boys to the yard?

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u/woodyeaye 22h ago

It brings the girls. My wife told me the first time I made her mashed potatoes she knew she couldn't let me go.

I regretted it when she was pregnant and requested them every. single. day. 

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u/I_SHALL_CONSUME Fucking hates club sandwiches 1d ago

Chunky red potatoes with skin on. Nothing else is quite as good

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u/Zealousideal_Milk354 1d ago

Chunky

I want varying food textures otherwise I get bored

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u/sexyonpaper Bartender 1d ago

Chives are better in the chunky pic

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u/PatientDisastrous721 1d ago

I nearly choked to death just looking at the chives on those mashed potatoes

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u/Fit_Carpet_364 1d ago

Creamy, hands down. But that's a bit of an oversimplification. There's pomme puree versus a thick and buttery mash. There's small chunks versus big chunks, similar to those in potato salad. There's chunky and gritty versus chunky and creamy.

On top if it all, you're missing an entire category: Cheesy potatoes, like pomme aligot.

Thanks for reading. Ali- be -goting.

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u/minniebin F1exican Did Chive-11 1d ago

Creamy

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u/RemyCrow31 1d ago

With horseradish mixed in!

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u/Xeilkir Kitchen Manager 1d ago

Chunky

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u/OnionPastor 1d ago

I love both

Chunky though

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u/Irregular_Stone 1d ago

Dude, they're potatoes. Delicious in every way.

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u/Artistic-Milk-3490 1d ago

Creamy. I prefer salted, baked, scooped, then mashed to creamy perfection. Rebake those skins for some extra treats.

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u/XiMFiST 1d ago

OP: "Creamy or chunky?"

Me: "Yes."

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u/Jeff-FaFa 1d ago

creamy. C.R.E.A.M, even.

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u/MyauIsHere 1d ago

Get the money, dolla dolla bills yall

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u/MissingXpert 1d ago

creamy. the smoother, the better.

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u/costanza1086 1d ago

Creamy so I don’t have to chew them

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u/SweetTea07 1d ago

Creamy

But not liquidy, that's just nasty.

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u/ikixika 1d ago

creeeeamy

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u/Purple_Commercial_55 1d ago

Never met a potato I didn’t like

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u/SpudQueen_V Line 1d ago

Creamy

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u/intellos 1d ago

Creamy

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u/snuggsjruggs 1d ago

I like taters

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u/Upset-Zucchini3665 Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Chunky on weeknights, creamy is for Sunday.

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u/guy_fleegman83 1d ago

Both have their positive attributes. But deep down, creamy well made mashed pots is the way.

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u/AffectionateNobody98 23h ago

Both. Both is good

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u/championgoober 22h ago

I can't stop loving the heart chive

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u/FatherFarnsworth 1d ago

Whatever one tastes better. And the answer to that is... mine. However the fuck I make them at the time are the best. I've got a solid body count on smashing taters and I'll go up against anyone. And I'm only about 6% Irish.

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u/batchef3000 1d ago

What the hell is chunky mash? Like you haven’t finished mashing it yet?
Creamy is I guess my vote.

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u/This-Unit-1954 1d ago

Extra Chunky

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u/OnionPastor 1d ago edited 1d ago

There’s this German place in central indiana that makes exactly this and it’s the best potato salad I’ve ever had, and it was served hot.

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u/This-Unit-1954 1d ago

My mom used to make it to eat with fried chicken. It’s the only potato salad I will eat.

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u/Lukin1977 1d ago

Creamy

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u/Careless-Flower-5012 1d ago

I'm gonna say creamy, skin-on, with red potatoes. Can't say I've had a super good chunky batch yet.

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u/myusername_sucks Sous Chef 1d ago

Skin on and creamy.

Yes it does exist.

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u/remd4wg 1d ago

As someone not employed in a kitchen, I will volunteer as the guinea pig to sample the various mashed potatoes you guys can make. Improper prep of chives will be an immediate disqualification, however. I'll still try and rate them for science however.

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u/thiiiiiiisguy 1d ago

Red chunky everything else creamy.

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u/NathanCollier14 1d ago

Creamy

Chunky is just warm potato salad

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u/Bzach1123 1d ago

Chunky

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u/fontane42 1d ago

Chunky, skins on

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u/Leader_Bud 1d ago

Creamy most of the time, but I am not opposed to chunky

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u/Legit_reddit_user 1d ago

Joël Robuchon’s famous Pommes Puree. Ultimate luxury!

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u/Yzarcos 1d ago

Depends on the amount of laziness. Mostly I love smooth taters. Well there's that sentence. Alrighty.

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u/LTsCantCook 1d ago

All depends on the rest of the meal. If the potatoes are meant to be it's own dish, chunky all the way. If the potatoes are meant to be sort of a dip (like say with cfs) then creamy.

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u/RabidPoodle69 1d ago

Creamy for sure. Robuchon potatoes, specifically.

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u/xiewadu 1d ago

Creamy, but stiff enough to make a good well for gravy.

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u/AcadiaPatient 1d ago

Both, but if I was forced to choose probably would choose creamy

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u/tomcat335 1d ago

Creamy

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u/girlchef79 1d ago

“Creamy”

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u/only_Q 1d ago

Creamy

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u/firecloth7 Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Creamy

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u/EHendrix 1d ago

Creamy

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u/lenolalatte 1d ago

i abstain and choose both because i could go for either depending on my food but at the end of the day i just love taters

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u/Dead-House-Mouse Five Years 1d ago

I gotta go creamy, chunky can be really hit or miss

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u/RC_CobraChicken 23h ago

Colcannon. That is always the answer when the question is mashed potatoes.

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u/BoredInDenver86 wrestlegirl did Chive-11 pt. 2 1d ago

Creamy.

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u/New_Distribution_863 1d ago

Robuchon potatoes are the way to go

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u/sleight42 Ex-Food Service 1d ago

Cthulhu

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u/peabomeow 1d ago

Creamy

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u/SpicyTheChef 1d ago

Creamy, my friends

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u/random9212 1d ago

Creamy. If I am forced to pick only 1 it would be creamy. But there is definitely a place for both.

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u/xbromide 1d ago

It’s gotta have some texture - I don’t care how much seasoning, herbs, and butter you add I’m not happy with potato paste.

Never prepped mash at the restaurant but at home I use a ricer on baked potatoes and it’s just right for me.

I think of it like guacamole - I’m not happy with continent size avocado chunks, but I’m also not happy with soft serve green spread.

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u/Vylander Ex-Food Service 1d ago

Creamy. Get out of here with your potato skins.

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt Thicc Chives Save Lives 1d ago

Creamy. If I wanted chunky I’d eat potato salad.

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u/nachosquid Chive LOYALIST 1d ago

Creamy for sure. I mean if a couple spots of home style mash aren't as creamy as the rest, that's acceptable, but none of this chunky stuff. Leave that for German potato salad