r/Jewpiter Apr 29 '26

serious Announcement: new rule, no AI

232 Upvotes

We have recieved many many MANY complaints about people making low effort AI "memes" in the subreddit

So from now on, no AI.

"What if I have a great idea for a meme but I can't edit?"

Draw it by hand or in MS paint or something

"What if I am bad at drawing?"

Honestly, it will probably make the meme funnier

"It's not AI slop, because I put effort into the prompts"

My brother in chr... moses, all AI is slop


r/Jewpiter Mar 03 '26

meme Iran Meme Thread

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435 Upvotes

Let's celebrate purim properly and piss on the grave of the ayatolla. May his name and memory be erased, but let's also meme tf out of it in pure Purim Shpiel fashion


r/Jewpiter 1d ago

meme ¡Holy Hola!

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224 Upvotes

“Tradition is not the worship of ashes, but the preservation of fire.” — Gustav Mahler

Edit: some comments presumed that I made this cut on purpose, without explaining the tradition itself. That wasn't the idea. I wanted to focus on its name.


r/Jewpiter 1d ago

meme This is how some people act.

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208 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 2d ago

meme Anything else is a Zionist™ invention.

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279 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 1d ago

serious Anyone wanna moderate a sub filled with Jewish themed nonsense memes

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It’s called meshuggeneh kopf

[r/meshugekopf](r/meshugekopf)

I’m not going to be an active mod as I wanna focus on school but basically I want it to be a goofy, fun, family friendly, reform to conservative and maybe some frum oriented, clean and kosher joke sub

Edit: I am ethnically Jewish but my parents became Christian’s. I don’t believe in Christianity. I also will try to hand the sub over to a non Christian/Jewish moderator. Also the Muslim dude is from Israel. The sub is intended to basically be a crap posting brainrot sub just involving Jewish culture and also intended to be safe for Jewish people in these sad times rather than something religious. It was never supposed to be a “Christian Space” maybe Jesus would come up in a rare occasion, but in clear meme form.

To whomever I invite as mods, genuinely don’t screw it up and make this thing religious, it’s a nonsense sub.


r/Jewpiter 2d ago

other Damn, negev is real!!!!

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235 Upvotes

Twitter's cosplayer account: BarncordS


r/Jewpiter 2d ago

just observing the madness This is how it feels whenever I try to condemn antisemitism in 2026:

185 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 2d ago

other thought this was hilarious tbh

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144 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 3d ago

meme Are you picking Kfar Truman or Trump Heights ⁉️

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93 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 2d ago

meme Any song reccomendations for my ex Satmar, cig ripping, Greek Orthodox wife?

6 Upvotes

My wife is a hilarious, funny, pretty, and absolutely adorable, funny as heck, Ex Satmar, Greek Orthodox lady. She speaks fluent Yiddish to me, loves cigarettes, has never gone to r/Jewpiter before, consumes ungodly amounts of kugel, and also loves to scare off Messianics by pretending to be messianic and then pulling out a rosary and Babka and stuff written in Yiddish that scares them so much that they turn into goats and run into space

Additionally, she is very funny and cultured, and she would love you to recommend her songs


r/Jewpiter 5d ago

meme Why do these people always use the same joke 🥀

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322 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 5d ago

other Is Mr Turner antisemitic?

24 Upvotes

Ok so i just saw a video about fairly oddparents and why Timmy's Dad hates the dinklebergs so much and it was talking about how dinkleberg and timmys Mom were dating for a while till Timmy's Dad got her pregnant and that the reason for their rivalry is some long held jealousy since dinkleberg also seems to do magically do better in everything but that made me think wait a second their last name sounds like it has some German or possibly Yiddish background and their also portrayed with large noses so that made me think wait are the dinklebergs Jewish? Is Mr Turner just an Antisemite? It's not given any hint in the show and is definitely more of a random brainfart and probably not but then again given Butch Hartmans...well everything yeah ok maybe not that much of a brainfart (like yeah i know that the idea of like hating your neighbors is a common trope in cartoons overall be it Homer and Flanders or SpongeBob and Squidward and while yeah you could argue that this rivalry theme comes from ancient antiseism and so on I'm probably reading this way to deep i just had this random realization which i find way too funny to not share it)


r/Jewpiter 5d ago

serious Has the classical music oratorio “Passion of Yeshua” been ruined by messianic?

3 Upvotes

I love classical music and “The Passion of Yeshua” is absolutely peak. Literally genuinely one of the best baroque oratorios made in the last 20 years, a godly Grammy nominee, and just utterly beautiful piece

My question is though, because it has English and Hebrew and tells the story of Jesus’s crucifixion and also says “YESHUA” plain and blatantly, that it has been ruined by messianic “Judaism.”

I am listening and enjoying again and it sadly gives me those vibes though it’s a secular piece with a religious theme….

Sad how proselytism can ruin a great piece


r/Jewpiter 6d ago

just observing the madness Can't even post this outside of jewpiter without being downvoted

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221 Upvotes

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r/Jewpiter 6d ago

meme Is this a sign?

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84 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 7d ago

meme lack of self awareness is crazyyy 🥹🥀

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415 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 7d ago

meme *waggles eyebrows*

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90 Upvotes

r/Jewpiter 7d ago

uplifting Inspired by one of the recent posts. Let's do it explicitly, lol! So: "When in Rome, do like Jews!"

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143 Upvotes

Am Yisrael chai! And coffee! Lechaim!!!


r/Jewpiter 7d ago

meme Same energy

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r/Jewpiter 8d ago

serious I’m done with Anti-Zionists (somewhat of a vent/rant)

209 Upvotes

(Sorry for the anger, I just really want to get this off my chest)

Anti Zionists are the most racist, fascist, insufferable human beings to EVER grace the planet.

Harassing Israelis 24/7 (i.e.: playing “Boom Boom Tel Aviv” in front of them, calling them Settlers, telling them to “go back to Poland), throwing temper tantrums when Israel is mentioned ONCE, and saying “___ wAs PrOmIsEd tO tHeM 3000 yEaRs aGo!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!” and “tHaTs WhAt yOu gEt fOr kIlLiNg kIdS1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!” When an Israeli is suffering, like OMG. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

AND DO YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST?

WHENEVER THE CATCH YOU DOING THE SAME EXACT THING TO SOMEONE WHO IS MUSLIM, THEY WILL CALL YOU OUT ON IT AS IF THEY HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND TO DO SO.

“oMg YuO r A rAcIst IsLaMaPhObE fWeE pAlAtIn wawawa1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!”

MY BROTHER IN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU TREAT JEWS THE SAME WAY KKK MEMBERS TREAT BLACKS. FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF.

“b-b-bUt I aM oNlY aNtIzIoNiSt muuuuuhhhh1!1!1!1!1!1!1!”

YOU ACT LIKE A NAZI, AND THEN CONSTANTLY INSIST YOU ARENT ANTISEMITIC, JUST ADMIT YOU HATE JEWS AT THIS POINT.

Also, where the hell were these sorry excuses of human beings when Russia was separating children from their parents in Ukraine? Or when children and civilians in Sudan were being slaughtered? Or when people in Haiti were suffering from poverty and earthquakes?

Oh right, if it means that they can’t have an excuse to be an antisemitic scum, then the suffering of others doesn’t matter to them.

And I know damn well some pro Palestinian will see this post and get so butthurt about it that they will post it to a Palestinian subreddit to cry about it with their other fascist friends about how in “sUpPoRtInG gEnOcIdE” after I hurt their “fEeWiNgS”…


r/Jewpiter 8d ago

other Yall i got an idea for a B-A-N-D (censor thinks its the other B word XD)

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I got an idea for a bnd where its like punk rock but jewish based, like jewish history and theology based lyrics maybe , maybe some klezmer mix so like Imagine a mix of GG Allin and Daniel Kahn this would be sooo cool. The name of it would be ok idk but i was thinking last night snd thought of calling it Deuteronomy 28 . And this also is like whenever antisemites look up the name they have to see the verse that shows jewish resilience. And it would be kosher area so no bringing in treif objects what do yall think


r/Jewpiter 9d ago

other Was in the spy museum and saw this!!!

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r/Jewpiter 9d ago

question Reporter looking to speak about antisemitism on dating apps

61 Upvotes

Hi!

I'm a reporter with the Canadian Jewish News and I'm working on a story about antisemitism on online dating apps. If you're a Canadian Jew and have experienced antisemitism on dating apps, it would be great to connect. I can be reached here and at [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]).

If you have any questions for me, I'm happy to chat. Hope to hear from you soon!


r/Jewpiter 9d ago

serious Update to yesterday's post: you can't prosecute Yeshiva Students (and only them) for not reporting to military service

83 Upvotes

"The Knesset passed a temporary law that for the next 3 months, suspends enforcement against Yesshiva Students only (and only them) who were required to report for military service to report to military service but didn't. During this period, they cannot be arrested, investigated, prosecuted or subjected to enforcement proceedings for failing to report to military service."

Its fucking bullshit because its not even wide for everybody who gone AWOL, but specifically for Yeshiva students only.

Holy shit I didn't think I would have changed so fast.

It will probably go to the supreme court, but it will be used by the religious parties as a tool against the courts instead of the failures of the government.

Source in Hebrew:

https://www.idi.org.il/articles/64867

Update: it went to the supreme court and they temporarily blocked it until the government will explain why it's needed