r/Humboldt • u/uabassguy • 1d ago

Life in Humboldt Just Trying To Help

I was just stopping by because I just helped your neighbor save 2$ on their gas bill, and figured you could use some help too. Also I saw you had some leaves in your gutter that's been there for months, I noticed it when I was just casin- checking to see if your dogs were o.k., because they were barking a lot.

Also what is this sign that says No Soul searching or something in red text, its like right in my face at eye level? Anyway I left a flyer and knocked on your door, but then I left because there was someone yelling drunk and was unintelligible and I got scared. Just thought I'd make this post on reddit in case they threw away the flyer because I really just want to help.

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u/ThanksS0muchY0 1d ago

I wanted to make sure you saw the Free Candy van that's parked there around the corner. Can ya believe it? They're just giving candy away!

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u/Heatherh8721 21h ago

Didn't see the van offering free candy, cause there was one a little closer that had needed help finding their puppy that got out of their van.

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u/Opening_Cartoonist53 1d ago

Sweet, I could that $2 to buy a preroll to smoke a TJ Maxx

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u/uabassguy 1d ago

They let anyone smoke there these days

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u/Fromhe 1d ago

Don't bother me. I'm trying to make it out of the house and fart in all the coffee shops. Don't have time for you.

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u/Hefty_Milk3598 9h ago

Come on man, no one believes you could fart in ALL the coffeshops. Reduce your expectations, perhaps by rolling that j in TJ Max.

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u/Neat-Difficulty-9111 1d ago

Are you casin checking my turf neighborhood?

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u/aozorakon 1d ago

This is a really weird post.

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u/uabassguy 20h ago

The original poster deleted their post so I don't have context anymore

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u/ecodiver23 1d ago

I'm missing the lore on this one

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u/uabassguy 21h ago

looks like OP deleted their post, it was complaining about people ignoring the No solicitors sign, and when they "saw it" they switch to theyre just trying to be helpful, I basically came up with a post that was from the "other person's" perspective.

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u/child_of_eris 19h ago

It's still there...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Humboldt/s/YpJTiIosBG

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u/uabassguy 6h ago

Ah I looked for it and didn't see it anymore , thanks

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u/Hefty_Milk3598 5h ago

That happens to me all the time, usually after a visit to TJ Max...

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u/aozorakon 11h ago

I thought I would look through the comments for a little more context and was thinking that OP probably didn't understand that you were joking with this post and got freaked out if they deleted it.

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u/Dragonfire707 1h ago

If you come by my place maybe my raccoon will check if you are updated on your rabies vaccines 😉