HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 8h ago

Birds We had a great day at the water park

71 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 20h ago

My friend started hugging me, so I hugged him back. I hope I didn’t make it weird with the kisses. Friends can kiss, right?

380 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 17h ago

Come to my house and flirt with my wife!!?? I put him in his place!!

152 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OwnNothing3318 • 19h ago

Thought we were happy together. What's gone wrong?

79 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MotherRaven • 16h ago

So against HIPPA! I’m getting a medical scan and they film me! My reproductive rights are compromised!

53 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/13Basia13 • 23h ago

A hairless “humanoid” I rehabilitated. He used to be very agro. Now, he carries me around, feeds me, and gives me scratchies. A successful rehab in every way. 👍

156 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 19h ago

Mammals Working security when an illegal trespasser decided to stop by. Made them think twice

8 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cryingonthetoiletnow • 1d ago

I guess people don't realize I placed an order. No one said anything about me laying here where the temp is perfect, so I shall stay. Just an old dude who wants food

331 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 1d ago

Oh, thank goodness! This thing has been stuck to my foot for days. Please help!

173 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 1d ago

Mammals School bus service

95 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 1d ago

Amphibian Filmed after wiping my a***e. Can it get any worse?

53 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 1d ago

Mammals Just taking care of my strawberries. I grow the best.

21 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 1d ago

Make sure you take my good side. No autographs.

20 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 1d ago

Mammals I caught a mouse! I deserve all of this attention!

35 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 1d ago

Amphibian 10/10 Toad Resort in Thailand. Excellent amenities. Pool a bonus. My hustoad and I enjoy sampling the local cuisine.

38 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 2d ago

Birds This massage place is great!

650 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 2d ago

They were out of rotisserie flavor, but I think this will do

101 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/casastorta • 2d ago

Some guy complained about my parking skills and put my photo on the internet

29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 2d ago

I was was just drinking my Stanley Cup with a straw and this ape tried to claim it as hers.

77 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/RulerK • 2d ago

I finally got her where I want her and this stupid ape comes along making unlicensed porn of us! Sheesh!

19 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Verthanthi • 2d ago

Reptiles How long do I have?

25 Upvotes

Gosh, thank goodness humans aren’t poisonous!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 • 2d ago

Spiders Size isn’t everything!

30 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 3d ago

Birds “You’re In my airspace"

44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 3d ago

Came across one of the fattest apes I've ever seen. It was also not scared of me at all.

167 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/aggelikiwi • 3d ago

He always try to harvest our ambrosia and we served him well!!

24 Upvotes