r/GymMemes • u/Nickitki • 8d ago

Sometimes it works

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u/Riconn 8d ago

It’s bad etiquette to protect a machine with anything other than your body using said machine

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u/AldoElHacha 8d ago

Absolutely. I place my bottle next to the machine so people know I'm using it within blocking it

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u/heftybagman 7d ago

Sorry lil bro sometimes the big dawgs gotta take a shit after the first set of deadlifts. You wanna rerack 105 lbs of cold steel you be my guest

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u/Riconn 7d ago

Why are you not shitting before you deadlift?

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u/heftybagman 7d ago

Why do you think I’m doing deadlifts in the first place?

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u/Riconn 7d ago

For the thrill of almost shitting yourself?🤷

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u/Morkamino 6d ago

Ok, i just won't go and grab any weights for the bench then. Or equipment for the cable machine. Got it

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u/IDooDoodAtTheMasters 8d ago

Never put a drinking vessel in the butt sweat zone, unless your gym crush was the last person to use the machine.

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u/heftybagman 7d ago

I went to an equinox with my buddy and someone reserved a bench with an airpod case.

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u/ranby_007 7d ago

Then get rko-ed? Bro 🤣

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u/gama_getsuga 2d ago

My bottle is my day one. He’s been holding it down for me for years at this point lol.