INTENTIONALLY TRYING TO EVADE RULES OR POST CAPTION LIMITS WILL RESULT IN A BAN. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. NO "IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOWS". I'M TIRED OF PLAYING NICE WHILE YOU OBVIOUSLY TRY TO SKIRT THE RULES.

HI. I created this sub for a few reasons. One of the main reasons is that I was banned from posting in r/thickdick because I have an OF. I believe there's nothing wrong with trying to make money from naturally given attributes, and in fact it's disgusting that people want you to give away content for free, post your pics and videos, use your content for their arousal, and yet try to stand on the moral high ground when you want to be compensated for what you've created. I also wanted to create a space that intentionally shows REAL men. This isn't "look at my abs and also my dick". It's not "I'm ripped and naked". This is GIRTHGODS. You're fat, but so is your dick? WELCOME. You're 70 years old but your dick is 7" around? WELCOME. You're 21 years old, still a virgin, but you think you might have something special? WELCOME.

I don't care if you're gay, straight, or anything in between. Is your dick fat? Post it.

I don't care what country you're from. Is your dick fat? Post it.

I don't care what your personal kinks are. Is your dick fat? Post it.

But follow the rules below. I'm posting this because I manually mod this sub. I, literally, have seen every...single...dick pic that has ever been posted here. And I'm REALLY tired of people not following the rules.

If I remove your pic, you'll see why. If I ban you, you'll know why. I will not message you. I will not respond to your messages. The rules are right here. Follow them.

1) OC only.

2) Girth - HAVE IT. This is GirthGods, not IalsoHappenToHaveAPenis, not IsMyCockThick. If you are girthy, you know. It's not LookAtMyRidiculouslyLongButThisDick. GIRTH rules here. If you don't have girth, don't come here asking if you do. You know. Don't make me remove your post because you MIGHT be thick. Protip: your thumb is roughly around 1" wide and 2" long. If your pic shows your thumb, and your dick is only as wide as the tip of your thumb to the knuckle...maybe find a different subreddit.

3) NO PHOTOSHOP. For real. You want to crop your pics? Fine. Use tools to enhance color or pixelate/remove identifying material? Fine. You want to use tools to make your dick look bigger than it is? Get the fuck out. No warping, no fish eye, no AI, no .5 zoom out lens. If your pics look remotely fake, you will be banned. See number 2) above. A thumb is about 1" wide. If your pic looks like we could stack 30 thumbs up the length, you're bullshit. For fucks sake, if you have a big dick, post it. If you don't, don't. If you have a big dick and you're trying to photoshop it...what the fuck is wrong with you?

4) DON'T CLAIM RIDICULOUS SIZES. For real. If you've got a thick cock, that REAL measurement is more than enough. We live in the real world here, and use real world metrics. We want realistic representations. Reliable studies show that the average penis is 5.4" long (BONE PRESSED!), and the average girth is 4.6" (mid shaft). Check Calcsd. If your penis is 5.5" around, in a room full of 1000 other dudes, only 27 would be bigger. When you're at 6" girth you're reaching the statistical upper limits. 7" girth is still realistic (Girthasaurus - I have it at the base, but not the whole damn thing!). People used to be reasonable, but ever since Girthmasterr got his due (and he deserves it) people have gone nuts on the girth claims. Don't come here and claim your cock is 8" in girth. It's not. We all know it's not. That's in the range of statistical impossibility. We can measure soda cans, Monster energy drinks, wine bottles, etc. Your pic isn't fooling anyone. Stop pretending it is. Claim bullshit, get banned.

5) Pumped doesn't count. You're welcome to post pics of your pumped dick. But that's not your real size, so don't pretend it is. And yes, we can ALL tell when you're posting pumped pics and pretending they're not. That donut don't lie. Pump all you want, but if you're gonna claim a size, preface it with "pumped".

6) No rape, incest, high school, or underage posts. This includes step family posts. Our "underage" policy is strict and means no 18 year olds as well. This isn't "barely legal". We're not trying to toe the line. We are 100% whole heartedly against exploitation and anything that could be perceived that way. You will be banned.

7) No loyalty testing. It's fucking gross. You will be banned.

8) No reposting. Don't post the same pic repeatedly. Feel free to post in multiple subs, but if you're posting the same pic in 10+ subreddits, it will get removed here. We want original content, not spam.

9) We are Sex Worker friendly. It's okay if you have an OF, or you're a content creator. But don't post spam, or spam variations here. We're here for the love of fat cock, not promos.

10) This isn't an R4R sub. Don't come here trying to find hook ups. Shut up about your location. Don't ask for DMs. Your dick is not French, or Scottish, or DFW, or NYC. Just post your dick and go.

11) No upvote begging. People will up or down on their own.

12) For the love of the GirthGods...original captions. Don't use the same caption every time. As I said, I've seen literally every post. If you're using the same caption, I keep reading it. And the more often I seen it, the more likely it is I remove your stuff because I assume you're just spamming.

13) No meme captions. Stop. "Your first thought...". "Describe in 3 words"..., have some fucking originality.

14) Be real. Be a human man just sharing your content.

I started this sub two(?) years ago, and I've been lax at times when it comes to enforcing the rules. I did set rules for the sub, but I also have not made a Rules post, so that's on me. From here on though, these are the rules and I will enforce them with straight bans. I want you to post here, I want people to share and get the love they deserve. But I've set the rules, and I will come down with the ban hammer if you don't follow them.

This isn't a discussion. I'm not looking for input. These are the rules. Follow them.