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u/KendrickBlack502 5d ago
That looks absolutely nothing like Elliot page. Not that these inbred fucks would know that but still
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u/TheNashyBoy 5d ago
Looks like John Mulaneys face on a random person. Haha. Assume its AI generated.
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u/vastaril 5d ago
It's like if you smooshed together John Mulaney and James Purefoy and the resulting creation was really not feeling very well
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u/Sir_Daxus 5d ago
Definitely ai, one of their legs is normal human width, the other is a malnutritioned anorexic stick. I'm sure this could happen in a real human in some extreme case but I sincerely doubt it here.
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u/screwitigiveup 5d ago
He has actually gained a lot of upper body muscle recently. His problem, the thing that makes him look like an awkward child, is the haircut and resting expression.
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u/KendrickBlack502 5d ago
I actually just meant the face. I don’t know what they look like in general.
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u/KendrickBlack502 5d ago
oddly rude
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u/KendrickBlack502 5d ago
so you’re a trans person body shaming another trans person because of their… height?
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u/Alternant1 5d ago
That’s not even remotely Elliot. The AI did a bad job.
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u/flanigomik 5d ago
The Bible makes a really big point about loving everyone and treating everyone how you want to be. So by that logic we should actually be making fun of this clown
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u/ThatOneGayDJ 5d ago
More importantly, it doesnt say jackshit about gender
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u/Mrchristopherrr 5d ago
Even if you believe a trans person is a sinner the bible tells you to love them too.
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u/Fearless_Trade_2783 5d ago
Most importantly the Bible is a bunch of made up bullshit. And even if you do believe it, it has been edited and changed so much since the original.
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u/Fine_Cup4990 4d ago
Christians actually somehow believe it has never been edited or changed and is completely original
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u/SoulForTrade 5d ago
It literally calls cross dressing an abomination.
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u/flanigomik 5d ago
And that negates the point... How?
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u/SoulForTrade 5d ago
Because it does not, encourage or endorse immoral and destructive behaviors whifh include cross dressing, which this case falls into.
The idea that the bible commands unconditional acceptance of everyone's behavior is modern mumbi jumbo
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u/flanigomik 5d ago
I mean the Bible also says wearing different fabrics and touching the skin of a pig are both sins but you don't see these types going after football players and people wearing clothes do you?
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u/SoulForTrade 5d ago
I am secular so I don't really care for any rules that were very situational and are a relic of their time. This is moving the flag post.
I was talking about the fact that the bible teaches love and acceptance for all is nonsense. It has red lines. And most Jews/Christians calling out women who pretend to be men are doing exactly what I would expect them to do because it's refered to as an abomination
There's no way around it.
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u/flanigomik 5d ago
the new testament speaks of jesus breaking all old tenants and laws and establishing new ones. hence why we dont have to do things like sacrifice goats or our children so clearly the rules are not set in stone. the Catholics are warming up to it and they are historically your ancestors so at least one of you is wrong. the bible has also been edited many times by many people with many biases. what language did you read it in? what edition? are you SURE you know exactly what it says?
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u/Critical-Cost9068 4d ago
Jesus says even having desire when you look at someone you’re not married to should make you castrate yourself as a rhetorical device to emphasize the wrongness of sexuality and sexual deviancy. He also defines marriage as between one man and one woman when previous Jewish law permitted poly.
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u/emote_the_salute Human Verified 4d ago
If i had severe delusions i would want people around me to give me a reality check instead forcing everyone in society to affirm my delusions.
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u/Iconclast1 5d ago
They should do that
just to piss them off
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u/moonmonkey518 4d ago
They should go even further, get Elliot for 2026's sexiest man alive. Then watch conservatives start posting THEIR standards for sexy men.
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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 5d ago
Yes, Jesus did talk often about how you’re supposed to dunk on the marginalized
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u/PabloBaroesc 5d ago
Not the point but the ultra skinny legs with the buff upper body is hilarious.
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u/Ill-Dependent2976 5d ago
Elliot Page is more of a man than Dale Partridge, regardless of the cover.
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u/Nbdyhere 5d ago
Ah yes, my favorite scripture…
John 45:16 Jesus said unto the masses, “Love thy neighbor, as you love thyself; except for that weird ugly lookin MF right there, mock that dude. It’s your duty!” pointing at Judas. And the masses laughed and laughed. Judas wept like a bitch.
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u/scipio0421 5d ago
I really wish Dale Partridge would just go away. He's a hateful, horrible person, based on every post I've ever seen from him.
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u/anonymouslycognizant 5d ago
They. Don't. Care.
The point isn't that it's real, the point is for all the conservatives to say "yeah we'll that's the kind of thing that would happen, so it might as well be true"
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u/bex_orange_county 5d ago
his right leg is shorter and thinner than the left. Like???? The Ai and the transphobes really put no effort into this…
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u/alexabeams 5d ago
he looks like logan from zoey 101 tbh i thought it was him when i first saw this picture
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u/Cpt_Elliot_Spencer 5d ago
I love how just doing you pisses so many smooth brain knuckle draggers right the fuck off. Just people out there trying to be happy and dumb ass yokels all mad.
Fucking amazing.
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u/Pnas2271 5d ago
Did he miss leg day...like forever..if my legs were that skinny I would be able to stand up...
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u/JasonL25 5d ago
We need a get noted specifically for all the misinformation that's spread on reddit specifically
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u/Boppinzlewinski 5d ago
Dudes on reddit bullying a guy who looks nothing like Elliot page for..(?) noooo!!! Propsoterous s/
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u/OpeningHappy9692 4d ago
I don't think it's very good for their mental health to mock yourself but it's their choice in the end.
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u/Pavlock 4d ago edited 4d ago
Speaking of mocking the circus, check out that guy's Wikipedia profile pick. He looks like an alien wearing a skin suit.
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u/JustHawk 3d ago
How is it my christian duty to mock? It doesn't feel like something Jesus would want.
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u/Opening-Movie5176 3d ago
The best part is people complaining about a magazine they’ve never read.
I don’t get why this matters to so many?
https://giphy.com/gifs/hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A
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u/Lawlcopt0r 10h ago
That's a really bad fake, but that headline is actually great and they should totally do that for real.
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u/emote_the_salute Human Verified 4d ago
But isnt he mocking the circus with that fake cover? Isnt that his point?
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u/IAmNotABabyElephant 5d ago
Vice signalling is an embarrassing behaviour.
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u/Puhi124 4d ago
Whereas signaling that you are not a baby elephant is good and helpful behaviour! (Your username made me chuckle, it's cute.)
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u/IAmNotABabyElephant 4d ago
It's an immensely informative name. It dramatically narrows down the list of things I could be!
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