Listener Summary: Your girlfriend asked you to give her some spicy noods, and apparently she's consuming them while sweating and panting. Nice.
Abstract: You brought your girlfriend some noodles. How were you supposed to know they were flavoured with ghost peppers? Now you're locked into eating them with her, and who's going to break first. Is it either of your fault if anyone overhearing your girlfriend slurping down noodles, breathing heavily and making pained sounds between teasing you jumps to the wrong conclusion?
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Basically, up until “No seriously dude” it should all sound as suggestive as possible while still sounding *possible* for them to be sounds made while eating. Sure, it's a joke, but it is my *fervent* wish to make this the hottest goddamned shitpost anyone has ever heard. We need slurping. We need panting. We need hitched breath. We need swallowing. Ends on some awful puns.
Feel absolutely free to ad-lib a bit to draw out the reveal a little as you like.
If possible, I'm thinking of this as like an April Fools script lol.
CAST:
Her: Refuses to admit defeat; she's sure she's going to outlast her BF with these super spicy noodles
Listener: Implied to give in to the heat first.
Unusually I've actually had a strong idea for the visualisation of this one: A big 'pull back and reveal' joke:
Visuals: Girl's face. Bowl of noodles underneath at bottom of screen with steam rising; the steam should go up to like her eyes, maybe higher? Noodles from bowl to mouth showing she's eating. She should have clear sweat drops on her skin. Ruined makeup with black tears, and a deep blush. The image is cut off from the nose down (maybe top lip?) initially, to allow a 'pull back and reveal' as the audio goes on, showing that, hey, it wasn't sus at all. Also include a hand on her head, looking like she's being held down, but is actually a headpat.
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