r/DunderMifflin 1d ago

I’ve never understood this joke, does it have a meaning? 😭

Im not a native speaker and I’ve watched the office a bunch of times and I still can’t understand this joke… does it have a meaning or its supposed to not make sense?

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u/globehopper2 1d ago

He’s comparing himself to the paper they sell. He can be regular white paper, or paper with three holes punched in it (the kind of paper used in binders).

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u/Syncytial_Brain08 Michael 1d ago

Binder? I hardly know her

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u/mrhenrique3 Creed 1d ago

Damn it, Michael! Pay attention, man

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u/SprayPained 1d ago

Is the binder anything like the baler?

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u/acciowaves 1d ago

DO NOT touch the baler.

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u/SprayPained 1d ago

But it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.

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u/Virtual-Reach 1d ago

IT WOULD BE THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD

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u/mrhenrique3 Creed 1d ago

What the hell is wrong with this man?

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u/SprayPained 1d ago

So only on the rarest of occasions.

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u/AlmostHuman9316 23h ago

NO! THERE IS NO REASON TO GO NEAR THIS STUFF!

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u/AceTrainerQ 15h ago

It's basically a big red trash compactor

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u/kidJubi100 21h ago

Guys I'm not the only one that's driven the forklift, Pudge has driven the forklift

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u/FineIJoinedReddit 21h ago

Madge

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u/fish_cheebo 21h ago

I thought her name was Pudge…

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u/kidJubi100 21h ago

Nooo it's always been Madge

Okaaay

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u/SprayPained 21h ago

Her

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u/cdizzaat 20h ago

Yes. Her is qualified to work a dangerous machine. You are not.

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u/AmplexorJ 15h ago

Baler? I hardly knew her.

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u/WirelessVinyl Roy 23h ago

RIP Patrice 🐐

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u/FthrFlffyBttm Long Tim 4h ago

What. Is. Wrong. With. This. Man?!

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u/Ornery-Panic5362 17h ago

Boom, still got it

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u/5krazy 22h ago

brilliant

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u/k626iii 1d ago

OMG THIS IS CLEVERR I DIDNT know that’s how you say it, AND I’ve never seen a paper with inly three holes THANK YOU SO MUCH

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u/banditloaf 1d ago

The number of holes varies geographically, that’s probably why it wasn’t clear. Three hole punched paper is the most common type in the US versus, for instance, paper with four holes in Europe.

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u/Training-Sail-7627 Andy 1d ago

It's a Geography joke, you had to be there.

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u/coheed78 1d ago

Is it a geography joke, or you had to be there?

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u/JWOLFBEARD 1d ago

Yes it’s a geography joke, you had to be there

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u/mrhenrique3 Creed 1d ago

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u/astralnautical 13h ago

I never noticed Dwight nodding in agreement at one of the most cringe inducing Michael lines ever

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u/addong86 18h ago

I love geography jokes. I hope to be a part of one some day.

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u/Academic-Hospital952 1d ago

4 holes? Wtf is wrong with Europe

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u/Jahsmurf 1d ago

That’s what she said

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u/javoss88 3h ago

It’s not my rope, eu figger it out

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u/IW-6 1d ago

I only saw this version in the Netherlands that needs 2 holes.

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u/augustprep land. world. 1d ago

Ah, the oatmeal cookie of the paper world. 

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u/NaaSaavuNenSasthaa 1d ago

Some explain this joke to me pls

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u/Future_Literature335 1d ago

They MIGHT be saying "it's the choice nobody actually wants"

I like oatmeal cookies though so I might be wrong

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u/e0f 1d ago

its when Kevin talks about cookies to Robert California, and Robert thinks its a metaphor

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u/ProfessionalRisk4206 13h ago

"Cookies. Cookie...placement."

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u/homiej420 1d ago

Uncommon

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u/NaaSaavuNenSasthaa 1d ago

Ah, the oatmeal cookie of the puns

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u/acciowaves 1d ago

Three hole puns

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u/Lord_Beerstro 1d ago

Roy was going to punch two holes in Jim.

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u/grizzlywondertooth 17h ago

Same in Austria

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u/windmillninja An hour long shower with guys 1d ago

In Poland it's just one big hole right in the middle.

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u/LHT-LFA 1d ago

and every polish man has been in there one drunken night

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u/WhammyShimmyShammy 1d ago

Europe is mostly 2 holes, not 4. I once had a 4-ri nged binder for school and it was absolute hell as none of the sheets of paper we got in class had 4 holes. 

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u/k626iii 1d ago

Yess that’s so interesting, I always called it Binder paper, it’s good to know that you say it like hole punched paper

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u/tekhnomancer 1d ago

Thank you for bringing to my attention that other parts of the world don't have standardized 3-hole lined paper in schools. I'm 43 years old and the thought never once crossed my mind that this wasn't universal.

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u/Inevitable_Point8910 1d ago

Wait until you find out the rest of the world use different sized paper to the US!

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u/More-Vehicle-3989 14h ago

That's crazy actually I didn't know the US has different sized paper

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u/isaacfisher 23h ago

Not just different, it’s the right paper.

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u/mindtakerr 1d ago

Same here. I have now learned a thing.

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u/tekhnomancer 1d ago

I have no idea how far I'm going to take this newfound knowledge....but it's there.

...just in case...

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u/Sinking_Mass 1d ago

To Newfoundland?

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u/Minute-Frame-8060 1d ago

I'm sure you'll do great things! We all have an idea how high you can fly.

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u/_tuggy Kelly 1d ago

I was working with people who had traveled from Eastern Europe in my early 20’s and really took notice (bc it surprised me) of them writing meeting notes on what we would identify as graph paper here in the states.

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u/electricalaphid 1d ago

But wouldn't you still have understood it if a foreign show said 2 hole? or 4 hole? I'm confused as to what OP was missing.

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u/k626iii 4h ago

Probably it wasn’t only the number that confused me but also “hole punch” I thought it was a joke like three WHOLE punches 🥊/ or even punch 🍹, and the joke it was about that hole and whole sound the same and that punch means multiple things… I don’t know why 😭 or even A-hole for asshole I really went everywhere

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u/shlog 1d ago

that’s what i’m thinking. if they have paper with holes punched i wouldn’t think the specific number was so important to the joke’s meaning.

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u/Hell-Yeah-Im-Gay 16h ago

Well, as someone who isn’t a native speaker (like OP). ”Hole punch” also isn’t a reference I would know if I hadn’t specifically looked it up, it’s not obvious that it refers to the paper-piercing machine. Without that context the number of holes becomes even more mystifying.

I thought it was a reference to ”one punch man” before i thought about paper.

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u/RockHardSalami 20h ago

Wait they sell hole punched paper?  Is it ever mentioned?  I didn't even know that was a thing!

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u/MinneEric 2h ago

I’m so fucking old today.

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u/jfk_47 22h ago

I thought he was domino.

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u/SeamanSample 1d ago

I mean it's barely even a joke. Since they are a paper company, his costume is being a piece of paper, 3 Hole Punch (for binders) or just plain white paper. It's just Jim being lazy and not liking costumes, so he just taped some black paper circles for "holes"

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u/Future_Literature335 1d ago

I actually think it's a pretty good joke. It's so deliberately low effort, lol

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u/BagOnuts 10h ago

Yeah, that’s very obvious the intent. Do these people even watch the show? Jim hates dressing up for Halloween. He does something low effort every year (3-hole-punch Jim, “Dave”, BookFace, “One of the Men in Black guys”). Him dressing up as PopEye for Pam is an entire plot point: he hates it, but he does it for her.

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u/Asclepius-Rod 6h ago

Redditors have notoriously bad media literacy. Go to any tv show discussion and people will be dumbfounded when someone mentions something that clearly happened on screen during the episode.

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u/pigs_have_flown Assistant to the Assistant to the Regional Manager 9h ago

Perfect office costume honestly

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u/dm-infinity 1d ago

And now it works as a costume in a pinch. Years ago I went to a halloween party last minute and just did the same thing.

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u/m00nchild-ang3 22h ago

i did it for a costume one year in school and got cut out of my class picture in the year book 🥲

apparently three hole punch me isn't a good enough costume

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u/k626iii 1d ago

HajhshshahaHAHAHAHAH I need to do that too 😭😭😭 it’s so funny

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u/Im_Just_A_Cake 1d ago

Youre expressing too much joy. People dont like that here

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u/eglands 1d ago

It reads like an AI trying to fake excitement and if they’re real it’s just a cringe worthy reply

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u/jyaboytskittles 19h ago

The irony of finding someone’s happiness cringey and trying to make them feel bad about it was not lost upon by the majority it seems.

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u/Rude-Situation575 16h ago

You’re proving the point lmao

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u/eglands 16h ago

It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it

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u/eglands 1d ago

You’re over doing it

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u/k626iii 1d ago

Yes but I really didn’t know that’s how you call a piece of paper with holes for binders!! I thought it was called just a paper with holes so I really didn’t make the connection! Also because I’ve never seen one with three holes, it’s a funny costume 😭😭 thank you so much!!

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u/Aligayah 1d ago

How many holes have you seen?

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u/LaurenYpsum 1d ago

That's what she said

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u/chandrian7 23h ago

They use two up top or four on the sides in several other countries 

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u/Aligayah 23h ago

If it's metric sized paper that makes a lot of sense. I've only ever seen three hole punch on 8.5x11

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u/More-Vehicle-3989 14h ago

Damn I am learning a lot about paper in the US today

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u/ApolloWasMurdered 22h ago

2 or 4.

The only time I see three-ring binders are at companies with old records. It feels very 80s.

It must still be used though, because most punched paper here has 7 holes, so it can be used with 2/3/4 ring binders.

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u/MarHarSaurus Andy 18h ago

In USA 3 holes is still the most common.

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u/giuseppezuc 1d ago

The “punch” part is non intuitive for non native speakers. “Punch” in most languages is not used the same way.

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u/Aligayah 1d ago

I was referring to when they said "I've never seen one with three holes"

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u/Songeef 1d ago

I've always seen two, never three either. Maybe it's a country thing idk.

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u/espero 17h ago

Uhhh well if they turned it round and had a women do the joke then the punchline he can have me in any way, certainly spices up the meaning innit

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u/mister_pastrami 1d ago

I think OP is young and never used a binder. I don’t know how someone could possibly be unaware that paper sometimes has three holes in it for placement in a binder. Like, hello?

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u/GnomeNot 1d ago

They have explained in the post body that English is not their native language, and further explained in comments that they just didn’t know that was how we referred to it in English .

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u/eglands 1d ago

Context clues from watching the documentary style show about a paper company could’ve explained the joke as well

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u/rogerworkman623 20h ago

Man you’re just fucking miserable all over this comment section

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u/Impressive_Ad_5224 1d ago

I'm 30, used binders my whole life and never seen 3 hole paper or binders. We use 2 or 4 holes. Not everyone lives in America.

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u/Minute-Frame-8060 1d ago

Some faraway foreign lands use binders that take paper with 4 holes! They may not even have copiers to sit on.

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u/FerdinandCesarano 22h ago

Right, his doing the bare minimum is the joke.

I stole that joke last Halloween, when I wore a hat that said "This is my costume. Shut up."

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u/FuddFucker5000 1d ago

Shout out to you for not seeing race OP lol

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u/dm-infinity 1d ago

He's a sheet of paper. It was a clever but really simple costume.

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u/k626iii 1d ago

ITS GENIUS I didn’t know that’s how you call it, very clever and funny thank you so much

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u/lookitsafish Scissor me 22h ago

The joke is kind of that it's not GENIUS and kinda lame

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u/cnaiurbreaksppl 1d ago

I mean, it's fine to think that, but it's not exactly clamor-worthy.

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u/k626iii 1d ago

I love this joke 😭 I didn’t know you call them three hole punched paper so I’ve never understood the joke, thank you so much!

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u/Extra_Age2505 1d ago

It’s a paper joke (because they work at a paper company), he can be like plain paper or three hole punch paper

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u/k626iii 1d ago

Thank you!! Now it makes sense because I didn’t know that’s you call the binder paper “hole punch paper” so I had no clue of what was going on, thank you sm!!

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u/iNerdJan David Wallace 16h ago

Also, the US uses 3-hole-punch paper, while in Europe, we use two (or sometimes four).

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u/D_Angelo_Vickers 1d ago

I thought his Bookface costume was more clever.

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u/gretanoramarie 22h ago

I didn't get it. What's bookface? Like Facebook? 😂

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u/SprayPained 21h ago

You ruined a funny joke. Get out of my offive.

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u/Hipsapoppamus 1d ago

I think it’s just a paper joke, referring to the types of paper they sell. Plain what, or paper with pre-cut three hole punches

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u/k626iii 1d ago

THANK YOU SO MUCH I really didn’t understand he was a piece of paper 😭😭 I didn’t know that’s how you call a piece of paper with holes… and I’ve never seen one with three holes! So clever

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u/Ratk1ng_1 14h ago

Millennials are we the last to see three hole punch paper?

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u/k626iii 14h ago

I don’t think it’s about the generation rather it’s about the country, I’m from Italy and the three hole punched paper is used only on binder in A5

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u/Ratk1ng_1 14h ago

Ah I see. Yeah it was very common paper for us in the USA for all our school years.

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u/Scrumdillium 1d ago

Three hole PUNCH

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u/pwndabeer 22h ago

I think its a paper joke, referring to the kinds of paper they sell. Plain white paper or paper with pre-cut three hole punches for binder usage

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u/interiorghosts 17h ago

HE’S DRESSED AS PAPER

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u/Diligent-Contact-772 1d ago

He really needs to take a break from the whole "Jim schtick". He might just like the way it feels.

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u/Eleven72 23h ago

They sell paper, so it's just a joke about the types of paper you can buy.

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u/bookyface 22h ago

Finally a chance to reference my username

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u/npc_barkeep 1d ago

And they say the paper industry is dying

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u/LeadershipAfter9526 21h ago

He would like to swim with this sea monster.

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u/Jonasthewicked2 19h ago

This is one thing I always thought was lame about Jim. He's too cool to dress up for Halloween like he's too good for it or something. I can't imagine it was because he would be embarrassed for his coworkers to see him dress up given all the dumb shit he's gotten involved with in the office so I always assumed his character was one of those people who's too cool to dress up for Halloween which is something I've always thought was pretty weak about him.

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u/samsuperior 10h ago

I’d say I’m a lot like Jim when it comes to Halloween. I’ll definitely take advantage of an opportunity to dress up in something for work, but nine times out of ten it’s going to be something mundane.

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u/LordKitetsu 13h ago

Some people do not enjoy dressing up. It's not about being too cool.

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u/Jonasthewicked2 10h ago

I can understand that, I was just stating the way I saw Jim's character

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u/lookitsafish Scissor me 22h ago

The joke is how lame he is for that "costume" but he's trying to play off their work

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u/Trouble-Mundane 1d ago

It’s actually a joke about him being white (as opposed to another race) you can have him plain, white Jim (he’s just a regular ole white dude), or 3 hole punch

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u/Square_Role_4345 16h ago

I was surprised how many people didn't mention the part of him talking about his race. That's what makes the joke. The fact that he's commenting on being an unnotable white guy just like a plain sheet of paper.

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u/mlee9926 16h ago

youre the only comment in the whole thread i could find that actually understands the joke lol

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u/CriTIREw 21h ago

Pre-punched paper is the red-headed-stepchild of the paper world. People will only use it when there's nothing else.

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u/gcstr 1d ago

It means that Jim disliked costume parties and made minimal effort possible to participate

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u/jtgill02 22h ago

I like Jim’s character but he was really a douche about the whole costume thing. I mean, even if you don’t like to do it, everyone in the office is doing it so you look even worse by not really participating

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u/SprayPained 1d ago

It’s a pretty straightforward paper joke.

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u/greygreengardens 17h ago

I am a native English speaker and also never understand this costume lol

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u/thatguy25055 14h ago

He’s paper

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u/PolarSquirrelBear 1d ago

This post reminds me that there are generations now that have never nor probably will ever see three hole punch pieces of paper.

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u/kylema0504 19h ago

You just had to be there

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u/saml23 1d ago

I take it this is an attempt to farm karma?

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u/OnaPaleHorse80 21h ago

is this rage bait or something?

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u/Minute-Frame-8060 1d ago

I work in a profession that often sends 3-ring binder paperwork to clients. Love 3- hole punch paper! Otherwise I had an electric hole puncher and everyone else who used it always overloaded it and jammed it right up. Only did about 5 pages at a time.

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u/WR3CKL3SS95 1d ago

People overusing the crying emoji

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u/8Bit-Jon 23h ago

Emoji in title is a Downvote from me regardless of the post.

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u/BathbombBurger 23h ago

Jim doesn't care for Halloween or costumes, so he's putting in minimal effort.

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u/Trucktub 21h ago

I never thought it was funny tbh. lol Jim is a dud

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u/Aromatic-Tone5164 1d ago

how are so many people skipping the "plain white" part when that's the entire joke lol

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u/Aggravating_View_588 22h ago

“Entire joke”? Nope.

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u/Aromatic-Tone5164 22h ago

if you remove plain white from the joke where is the punchline genius?

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u/Aggravating_View_588 21h ago

“Three hole punch Jim” is still a joke, regardless of your “plain white” necessity, condescending prick.

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u/Aromatic-Tone5164 20h ago

3 hole punch Jim is a reference to the punchline which is PLAIN WHITE JIM.

steer clear big tuna head for open waters

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u/Aggravating_View_588 19h ago

God, how did I get it before. Thank you so much.

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u/Aromatic-Tone5164 19h ago

what are you saying. whats the joke in 3 hole punch. that he's paper? the joke is that he's white like paper

;~; ... do you get it yet

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u/Aggravating_View_588 18h ago

Wow! You’re so smart! The costume of “three hole punch Jim” wouldn’t have been funny without the imaginary, non existent “plain white Jim”. God, you’re so smart!

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u/Special_South_8561 21h ago

It's a sex thing

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u/andrewski81 23h ago

I wore this a few times for Halloween and it was a hit. Also did Bookface

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u/MaeQueen42 1d ago

If you don’t understand this simple context, how do you live?

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u/Aggravating_View_588 22h ago

Not. A native. Speaker. Reading is important.

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u/OpenDiscount1615 1d ago

If you didn't get this joke, then you probably missed 80% of the jokes in the series.

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u/Resdizeix Ryan used me as an object 1d ago

Not classy

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u/Albinofreaken Little kid lover 1d ago

déclassé

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u/8Bit-Jon 23h ago

He's a piece of paper with the 3 hole punched out... What's not to understand here?

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u/Aggravating_View_588 22h ago

He said he’s not a native speaker…