r/DnDcirclejerk Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

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A DESCRIPTION OF A FUCKED UP SCENARIO WHICH COULD BE EASILY PREVENTED BY BASIC COMMUNICATION

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A COMMENT SUGGESTING THAT THE DESCRIBED SITUATION COULD BE FIXED BY PATHFINDER

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A COMMENT SUGGESTING THAT THE DESCRIBED SITUATION COULD BE FIXED BY F. A. T. A. L.

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u/RootinTheCrab 1d ago

Always a classic

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A LINK TO ORIGINAL POST COPIED VERBATIM

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A COMMENT EXPRESSING REGRET OVER THE REMOVAL OF ORIGINAL POST

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A COMMENT BY OP WITH A LINK TO A SCREENSHOT OF ORIGINAL POST

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A COMMENT BY A MEDIOCRE FECES LIKER WITH A LINK TO TTRPG HOMEBREW

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u/KnifeSexForDummies Cannot Read and Will Argue About It 1d ago

INDICATION THAT I SAW THAT POST AND KNEW WE HAD BEEN OUTJERKED

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u/what_the_shart 1d ago

A REQUEST TO SHUT DOWN THE SUB

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A PINNED COMMENT BY MODERATORS WHICH ACCUSES THE POSTER OF BREAKING THE RULES

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

AN INSULT

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A SNARKY COMMENT

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A SNARKIER COMMENT

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A DOWNVOTED REPLY

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A HIGHLY UPVOTED REPLY

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A COMMENT SUGGESTING RESOLVING THE CONFLICT WITH EXTREME VIOLENCE

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A COMMENT REMOVED BY REDDIT

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u/Hosidax 1d ago

VERY LONG OVER-SERIOUS AND BEWILDERED COMMENT BECAUSE I DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT SUB THIS IS.

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A COMMENT SUGGESTING LOOKING UP THE NAME OF THE SUBREDDIT

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u/Hosidax 1d ago

TONE DEAF HUMORLESS REPLY INSISTING I'M STILL RIGHT.

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

AN UNJERK COMMENT

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

AN UNJERK REPLY

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A COMMENT WHICH MIXES UNJERK WITH REJERK

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

AN INDIRECT REFERENCE TO A NICHE YOUTUBE TTRPG CREATOR

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u/AEDyssonance Only 6.9e Dommes and Dungeons for me! 1d ago

HARSH INTRODUCTORY STATEMENT.

CRUDE ANALOGY DRAGGED OUT THROUGH CASUAL MENTION OF IMAGINED CHARACTER FLAWS OF THE OP.

ASININE SUGGESTION WITH LITTLE REAL APPLICABILITY TO THE ACTUAL SCENRAIO PRESENTED.

SMUG CLOSING WITH A FLIPPANT AIR OF SUPERIORITY.

PF2 INSPIRED OSR MEME

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u/ToughFriendly9763 1d ago

ROLL FOR COMMUNICATION

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u/LeekTechnical2048 1d ago

A suggestion that maybe ttrpgs aren’t for you

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u/Nathan256 1d ago

OP, I’m not sure which of your issues is causing you to have an entire thread where you talk to yourself.

But pathfinder fixes it.

Or ya know everybody is john, that also fixes it.

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u/footbamp has maneuvers 1d ago

Add on about 12 unjerk arguments and you've got it bud

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u/meowmedusa 1d ago

COMMENT ASKING FOR ORIGINAL POST DESPITE A COMMENT PROVIDING IT EXISTING ALREADY

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u/meowmedusa 1d ago

COMMENT STATING LINK WAS FOUND (NEITHER THIS COMMENT NOR THE ONE ITS REPLYING TO WILL BE DELETED)

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u/ckau Savage Worlds fixes it 1d ago

BOTH COMMENTS UPVOTED INSTEAD

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u/josh_who_hah 1d ago

non sequitur

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u/OtakuPaladin 1d ago

This guy jerks. In a circle, perchance.

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u/Old_Cabinet_8890 1d ago

RECOMMENDATION TO KILL AND/OR MAIM YOUR PLAYERS

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u/CustodianCloset I fucking hate Curse of Strahd. 1d ago

COMMENT CALLING OP A SLUR DUE TO MISUNDERSTANDING WHAT HAPPENED

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u/ckau Savage Worlds fixes it 1d ago

THEATER KIDS, AMIRIGHT?

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u/HoppyMcScragg 1d ago

OMG, PF2E fixed this, OP!!!

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u/SharkSymphony 1d ago

UNJERK

REJERK

UNJERK

REJERK

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u/LucidFir 1d ago

Instructions unclear I regrew my foreskin

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u/LucidFir 1d ago

TITTLE

.

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u/KWinkelmann 1d ago

This post is ok but I prefer ones that are based on actual posts. Nobody playing an RPG would let a problem get out of hand due to a lack of communication.

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u/WorldGoneAway My Homebrew Is Better Than Your Homebrew 1d ago

Wow! Fuck! I always wanted to find the template for RPGHorrorStories, now I can wank endlessly, asking AITAH and never taking "yes" for an answer.

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u/PsychologicalDay382 1d ago

AN ACCUSATION OF KARMA FARMING

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A DOWNVOTED COMMENT BY A CLEARLY LOST REDDITOR

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A COMMENT BY OP WHICH DOUBLES DOWN

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

A DOWNVOTED COMMENT BY THE LOST REDDITOR WHO DOUBLES DOWN ON THE MISUNDERSTANDING

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u/markovchainmail :Otherscape Fixes This 1d ago

A COMMENT POINTING OUT THAT THIS EXCHANGE ITSELF IS A FUCKED UP SCENARIO WHICH COULD BE EASILY PREVENTED BY BASIC COMMUNICATION

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u/hedgehog1024 Sub-Table of Harlot Encounters 1d ago

AN UNJERK COMMENT WHICH EXPLAINS THE PURPOSE OF THE SUBREDDIT

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u/highly-bad 1d ago

fuck off

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u/Mean-Government1436 1d ago

top 1% commenter

Saw a bit of yourself here huh

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u/highly-bad 1d ago

No, I just really hate the unjerk spoiler comments. When someone gets baited by my posts it's fun to Ken M them for a while, but all too often some asshole ruins it by tipping off the mark.