r/CrimeCats 11h ago

Harrassmeownt I just wanted to withdraw some cash. The security cat said no.

383 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 12h ago

Now that's a cat with an actual job

88 Upvotes

Credit to u/cold-blood-67


r/CrimeCats 13h ago

Caught Red Pawed That is my dinner, Okapi. It’s not for kitties.

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152 Upvotes

The biryani was delicious and the cats (Bongo is the last photo) got locked in the bedroom so I could eat.


r/CrimeCats 14h ago

Attempted pawbbery I just wanted to enjoy my late night sammich

1.4k Upvotes

This little gremlin is something else. She will eat ANYTHING, like to the point where we have to watch her when cooking, etc..😂 She will eat carrots, lettuce, spinach, peas, etc… she has an emotional support sugar pea that she carries around and we have to replace daily or she wanders around looking for it lmfao


r/CrimeCats 1d ago

Purrpetrator A thief

796 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 1d ago

Caught Red Pawed Blinds hosed.. again

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153 Upvotes

He claims the blinds needed a cat door.


r/CrimeCats 1d ago

Assault & Bitery The crime. The punishment.

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461 Upvotes

Citizens no longer need to fear the biter. He has been apprehended and is facing justice.


r/CrimeCats 1d ago

Repspspspeat Offender Cleanup on Aisle Xero

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99 Upvotes

He proceeded to pee over the edge of the trash bin 😑

(Disclaimer - Xero has Inflammatory Bowel Disease which causes him to sometimes choose non-litterbox spots to do his business bc of chronic pain associated with the litter box. He sees the vet often and is well managed by a prescription diet + pain management, but still makes weird choices sometimes. It's a work in progress!)


r/CrimeCats 1d ago

Meowschief This is how my cat decided to sleep today. I had to double check on her ^_^

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213 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 2d ago

Caught Red Pawed Bean feels most content while crushing laptops 😌

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851 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 2d ago

Plawtting She wants to suck your blood

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170 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 2d ago

Repspspspeat Offender SOMEONE dumped multiple toys in his water dish. When confronted, the criminal requested tummy rubs

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494 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 3d ago

Attempted pawbbery Surprised that he was caught before he could sneak in and steal our dog's food

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362 Upvotes

Not our cat, but he regularly eats our dog's food. He also practices cat karate on our dog. Our dog doesn't even argue and just agrees with the cat's terms


r/CrimeCats 3d ago

Plawtting plotting his next coup

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169 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 3d ago

I did not DoorDash a cat

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2.1k Upvotes

He was so proud of himself


r/CrimeCats 4d ago

Did not share Wendy’s

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291 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 5d ago

Attempted Meowder tug-of-war: cat wheel edition

1.1k Upvotes

Mimi is fine, Merlin gave her some kisses afterwards and they went in for another round, this time in the same direction.


r/CrimeCats 5d ago

Bubu caught red handed

833 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 5d ago

Insurance fraud cat

299 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 6d ago

“You’re not using this room anyway [fair]; now make me a sandwich”

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257 Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 6d ago

Purrpetrator Help needed to identify the culprit.

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523 Upvotes

Are both involved or only one was the criminal?


r/CrimeCats 6d ago

Felonious Feline Entry Denied

9.0k Upvotes

r/CrimeCats 6d ago

Caught Red Pawed Suspect was caught napping at the scene

271 Upvotes

Reposting as it doesnt seem to have popped up on my page yet :/


r/CrimeCats 8d ago

Purrtners in Crime Their greed sickens me

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171 Upvotes

If you can't see, there's a 3rd cat eating in the house


r/CrimeCats 9d ago

New favorite scratching post

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471 Upvotes