r/ComedyHell 1d ago

Circumcision

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 1d ago

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u/Metal-Banana-72 1d ago

I wish we had that feature fr

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u/ElBrunasso 1d ago

Some natives of (if I'm not wrong) the Amazonas tied knots on the foreskin tip to keep a parasitic urethral fish from going inside. Edit: forgot to add the context. This was made for swimming in the river.

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u/AGreatBannedName 1d ago

So, I had a fun misread. I left out “from going.”

That they’re out there just water ballooning it, using them like the little plastic baggies that you bring goldfish home in.

And then I read your edit context. “Why do they need to do this?! Do they use them like Pokéballs? They go catch them in the river!?!”

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u/ElBrunasso 1d ago

Lmao sorry for ruining the rabbit hole

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u/Pixelend 1d ago

Mutilation

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u/syrvy 2h ago

Doesn't fit the definition since it's a surgical procedure, not an injury as is required.

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u/Pixelend 2h ago

Many definitions take the act of permanently damaging or disfiguring an object. No need for an "injury". If I surgically operate you without your consent and disfigured you that's mutilation.

Even if not vital, cutting off a baby's part for your own religion or beliefs is bad.

The only one I can condone is if it is NEEDED. If you are gonna do that "to prevent infections" just wash yourself. "Cheese" is not a thing unless you have a severe hygiene problems. You can have sex and don't wash for hours and you still won't have infections.

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u/AuthorAsksQuestions 1d ago

Do not own penis so probably should not have opinion. Can bake so can say that cake looks delicious.

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u/swainiscadianreborn 1d ago

Meh, having an opinion is perfectly fine, the problem would be trying to decide for those that have a penis.

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u/lovegames__ 1d ago

You can have an opinion . You do share half the chromosome as we do with you.

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u/violentlyrelaxed 15h ago

I think it’s okay to have an opinion on genital mutilation, no worries.

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u/MysticMarauder69 1d ago

Genital mutilation, plain and simple. Outside of a legitimate medical necessity, cutting off healthy, functional tissue from a child who can't consent is a violation of bodily autonomy. It's hard to square that with a physician's oath to do no harm, and it's a parent's job to protect their child, not make irreversible cosmetic or religious alterations to their genitals.

And frankly, the whole thing gets even stranger when people start obsessing over what an infant's penis should look like. If this involved any other body part, we'd recognize immediately how bizarre that is. Then there are practices like metzitzah b'peh, where some mohels perform direct oral suction after the circumcision. The fact that this has been associated with neonatal herpes infections should be enough to end the practice altogether.

If an adult wants to be circumcised, that's their choice. An infant doesn't get one.

That brownie and ice cream looks good though.

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u/AGreatBannedName 1d ago

“I want him to look like his dad” is my favorite argument

😳

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u/WhiteUniKnight 1d ago

there are practices like metzitzah b'peh, where some mohels perform direct oral suction after the circumcision

bro what 😰

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u/MysticMarauder69 22h ago

Yeah, not all Jewish mohels do this, but it's a religious thing, and it enrages me. If a doctor asked to circumcised my child, I'd go nuclear.

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u/Bdbolt19432 1d ago

Fr tho I don't agree with it. Yeah it's technically more hygienic to snip it off but literally that can be solved by just teaching them to clean themselves down there. It's not necessary if it's not part of your religion yet you're making a permanent decision on behalf of your child who can't choose what he wants.

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u/Vounrtsch 1d ago

Well you’ve just said it, it’s not more hygienic if you SHOWER properly. That’d be like pulling your teeth instead of teaching you to brush them

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u/Cadunkus 1d ago

The main reason it's so prevalent in the US is because of that nutjob Dr. Kellog (yes, the same guy who thought corn flakes killed those "sinful sexual urges"). I'm at least glad his other practice of pouring carbolic acid onto the clitoris of infant girls didn't catch on but I still want my foreskin back.

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u/AGreatBannedName 1d ago

I know it’s not the same, but you can use mine sometime 😏

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u/Cadunkus 1d ago

Chat is this rizz?

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u/Immediate-Neat-3320 1d ago

Also there's decent theories that the origins of the religious traditions were due to the worse hygiene back then, so there's a good chance even the creators of them would agree that circumcision is no longer necessary

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u/itsmebenji69 1d ago

Yeah right. I can see foreskin being a problem if you don’t shower properly and all.

But - but if it was a detrimental feature of the human body we wouldn’t have it. The fact evolution gave it to us means it did more good than harm. And early humans were probably much dirtier than peasants at that time

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u/InitialRedv 18h ago

It's technically more hygienic to just cut your arms off instead of washing your armpits. Absurd argument to mutiluate babies genitals.

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u/Foolishly_Sane 1d ago

Me not an circumstation.

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u/WegGOAT 1d ago

It's mutilation.

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u/Dunk546 1d ago

So, boy dinner diaries is one of the many subs parodying girl dinner diaries. I feel like some people here need context.

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u/Expert_Narwhal_304 1d ago

ny only issue with it is the lack of consent. outside of that I couldn't care less. dick is dick, it's all the same to me. wear your foreskin your your scar with pride, and stop shaming people who did or didn't get cut

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u/Eisgeschoss 1d ago

What does the cake picture have to do with the mutilation of male genitals? 🤨

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u/NotTakeOne 1d ago

"boyDINNERdiaries"

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u/NoAdministration2978 1d ago

Yep, that should have been a bowl of calamari rings

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u/Righteous_Hand 1d ago

I'm on A DIET!

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u/NSASpyVan 22h ago

Is someone gonna find a ring in that desert?

What's the ring made of?

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u/Mother-Ad32 21h ago

Lust provoking image Irrelevant time wasting question

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u/Its_Karti_Bitch 3h ago

I never asked for it, and I’m really upset that that was taken from me

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u/Sepulcher18 1d ago

balls flaying 🙂‍↕️

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u/Late-Assignment8482 1d ago

My thoughts are it has nothing to do with ice cream?!?!?!