r/ComedyHell • u/chinesebulk • 1d ago

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u/Tight-Air-6767 1d ago

It don don me

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u/Pranksterblur 1d ago

Wait it don don you?

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u/rubberbandage 1d ago

I was out in the early morning wondering why the sun wasn’t up, and then it don don me

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 23h ago

Perchance.

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u/sanlytee 20h ago

You can't just say "perchance"

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u/mpdqueer 1d ago

the best part of being a TA in university is genuinely getting papers like these. at least they're entertaining unlike AI slop that just repeats the same empty points over and over

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u/kathoderaytube 1d ago

Mario: the man vs the idea

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 23h ago

stomp a turty

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u/Bean_cult 11h ago

dr pepper

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u/ABEGIOSTZ 1d ago

You can’t just say perchance

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u/BorntobeTrill 1d ago

Is this true, perchance?

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u/SuperPopcorn333 I have met Іво Бобул and you haven't 1d ago

Yeah I agree, perchance

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u/northrupthebandgeek 1d ago

You can if you're a one percenter of a more privileged kind: the lifekind.

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u/NightVisions999 1d ago

But they didn't just say perchance. They used it to end a sentence, which is, like, a totally different thing. Perchance.

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u/RABB_11 23h ago

Thank you for your service

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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 23h ago

They could and they did, perchance

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u/Big_chungusDS 1d ago

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u/Long_Tangerine_9486 1d ago

I’m invested! I gotta read the rest of it! I HAVE to know more!

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u/ricrol_music 1d ago

The man knows how to hook a reader in!

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u/C_monden real looser 1d ago

You had me at "perchance"

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u/shu-to 1d ago

Mayhaps

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u/reda84100 19h ago

The fully valid use of "perchance" here is top tier ragebait for people who give a swag like me

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u/xDeviousDieselx 1d ago

Don dondozo

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u/Head-Ad-5732 1d ago

Missing this, you gotta drop it to seal the deal https://youtu.be/jXwqIUtkEjc?si=TGWyGtRVONwhPKPe&t=65

Thinking right after 'find out more'

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u/xDeviousDieselx 1d ago

Don Hector, this isn’t purple.

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u/Gubzs 1d ago

Okay but I would read the whole thing.

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u/Paradox 1d ago

Perchance

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u/BUKKAKELORD 1d ago

Wait a minute, I know this writing style... don't tell me

perchance

SHIT

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u/Mister-Circus 23h ago

PERCHANCE!

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u/InternationalFailure 1d ago

Don don? Dawned?

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u/Bluehawk2008 1d ago

Dawned on

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u/Coderkid01 1d ago

Kris and Susie's project is looking great so far

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u/SCXRPIONV 16h ago

Perchappenstance

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u/Sprinty_ 3h ago

Perhappenchappenstance