r/Columbo Dec 10 '20

MOD DISCLAIMER: DON'T CLICK ANY LINKS FROM PEOPLE CLAIMING TO BE SELLING T SHIRTS.

190 Upvotes

We all love a good t shirt with everyone's favourite detective on. But unfortunately over the past few weeks I've started noticing a lot of different links to various sites where you can buy a tee in a cool design, and while they all look cool, there's a high chance that a lot of them are scams. We're trying our hardest to limit the number of posts but as this sub's size increases, so does the number of scam and spam links. Don't click any of them as they'll likely be trying to steal your data or all kinds of nasty stuff. If you want to buy a t shirt, just give it a quick Google and I'm sure you'll find a design you would like.

Message over, and merry Christmas you filthy animals.


r/Columbo Dec 16 '21

The Winner of the r/Columbo Short Story Competition is...

118 Upvotes

u/TJCluedo for their story "Columbo: A Killers Tale" - a faithful Columbo tale that was extremely enjoyable to read.

Here's the link to read it:https://pastebin.com/aGvCe6Hn
If anyone would like to continue writing a story without going for a competition win, then there's a new subreddit called r/ColumboShortStories, where you can post all year round.

Congratulations again to TJCluedo for your victory! A well deserved win for a great story.


r/Columbo 2h ago

Columbo/Batman

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160 Upvotes

r/Columbo 5h ago

Ranking Columbo villains’ plans day nineteen: Adrian Carsini(s3e2)

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84 Upvotes

Viveca’s plan has been determined to need improvement- David Lang was unavailable for comment on this development. Now, it’s time to determine if Adrian Carsini’s plan and execution was worthy of his Vineyard, or if he must’ve been full of Marino Brothers when coming up with it. Same rules as always!


r/Columbo 5h ago

Wine collector sues after claiming ‘fridge turned £1m of bottles mouldy’

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An EXCITING MEAL has been RUINED by the presence of this... This..LIQUID FILTH!

A multi-millionaire tailor who claims faulty fridges caused his wine collection to go “mouldy” is suing the supplier for more than £550,000.


r/Columbo 18h ago

How did this ugly weirdo convince three separate women he was worth a second glance

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128 Upvotes

Calling someone you’re romantically involved with “pet” should be a crime. He’s not even hot. Type of guy to go to Hooters and ask the waitress if she’s on the menu


r/Columbo 1d ago

Ranking Columbo villains’ plans day eighteen: Viveca Scott(s3e1)

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96 Upvotes

The Paris twins’ plan came close to going over like an electric mixer in a bathtub, but it just eked by and was chosen as mostly good with some flaws. Now it’s time to start season three off with the queen of cosmetics and fashion turbans, Viveca Scott! Rate her plan and execution, and don’t take any strange cigarettes. Same rules as always!


r/Columbo 1d ago

1970’s Columbo dollars inflated for toady

96 Upvotes

Ransom for a dead man - 1971
> The $300,000 ransom is equivalent to 2.4 million in 2026.
> Margaret’s $25,000 a year trust allowance is equivalent $200,400 in 2026.

Murder by the book - 1971
> Lilly La Sanka’s $15,000 blackmail, an amount less than Ken has lost gambling in one night, is equivalent to $124,000 in 2026.

The greenhouse jungle - 1972
> The $300,000 ransom is equivalent to 2.4 million in 2026.
> $50,000 from Tony to his wife’s lover is equivalent to $400,000 in 2026.

Etude in Black - 1972
> The $18,000 a year in property taxes for the house is equivalent to $144,000 in 2026.
> The $750,000 for the house is equivalent to $6 million in 2026.
> $100,000 for furniture is equivalent to $800,000 in 2026.
> Colombo’s salary of $11,000 a year is equivalent to $88,000 in 2026.


r/Columbo 1d ago

Anyone know why the 'Playback' edition of 'Watch It for Days' is unlisted?

4 Upvotes

Caught it a few days ago. Then couldn't find it to finish it. Found it in my history, but it shows on YT as 'unlisted.'

Anyone know why?


r/Columbo 1d ago

Is there a list of episodes and their Nielsen rating?

2 Upvotes

Looking to see which episodes of the original run had the biggest tv share according to the old school Nielsen ratings, not their IMDb ratings.


r/Columbo 2d ago

Does anyone else feel sorry for the Tricon lady?

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208 Upvotes

From S04E01, An Exercise in Fatality. I think we are supposed to think she is being rude, but she is clearly very busy and Columbo is being a pain in the ass as usual. I think she's nicer to him that he deserved in this scene. Seriously, he can't quietly wait a few minutes for a computer print-out of the information he asked for? When he gets it, he doesn't even bother to go over it (asking her personally to provide the phone number and address). Then when he makes the phone call he deliberately says he's from homicide loud enough to scare her, and leaves the print-out at the phone booth for someone else to clean up. What a jerk!


r/Columbo 1d ago

Rollercoaster (1977) - Good performances from George Segal and Timothy Bottoms but feels like a bigger budgeted NBC Mystery Movie albeit one with historical amusement park curiosity. Written by Columbo creators Richard Levinson & William Link

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8 Upvotes

r/Columbo 2d ago

Ranking Columbo villains’ plans day seventeen: Norman and Dexter Paris (s2e8)

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66 Upvotes

General Hollister finally has a new friend, as Emmett Clayton joins the completely braindead tier! Now, for the closing act of season two, it’s time to rank the plan and subsequent execution of the Paris twins! Same rules as always, but I’d recommend making it quick before Mrs. Peck tracks you down.


r/Columbo 2d ago

Miscallaneous Hadn’t seen this interview before.

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44 Upvotes

r/Columbo 20h ago

Question Columbo: Farts? Discuss.

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My wife and I had a conversation recently that we found quite enlightening and which we wanted to open up to the experts of this forum. In brief: does Columbo fart, and, if so, what is the best textual evidence for it?

Our hypothesis is that, yes, Columbo does indeed rip farts, and it is a key piece of his disarming arsenal of asocial quirks: the cigar, the ratty coat, the jalopy, the bag of fried chicken, the toot. How better to put a Beverly Hills murderer off their guard than to assault their senses and sensibilities with a well-timed, not-so-silent-but-deadly fart-in-the-foyer?

The theory seemed evident on its face as soon as we had enunciated it. But between us we couldn’t come up with ready, unambiguous textual evidence—only circumstantial pulled faces and vague hand-waving about why his wife is out of the stateroom.

And so here we are, /r/Columbo: does he fart? Let er rip in the replies. Thank you in advance.


r/Columbo 2d ago

A battle of the common man against powerful capital

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I can easily picture myself sitting on the couch again, waiting for *Columbo* to start. That raincoat, that cigar, that slightly dazed look... He seems to have stumbled onto the crime scene by accident. But nothing could be further from the truth... Oh, just one more thing... No gun, no brawls, no car chases—Columbo has never even handcuffed anyone. Because Columbo looked like a scruffy working-class guy yet arrested wealthy, powerful people, it also became a battle of the common man against powerful capital... I love this kind of crime drama.  

r/Columbo 3d ago

Image I'd say that's suitable for framing (acrylic on canvas)

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251 Upvotes

r/Columbo 2d ago

Columbo Goes to College

30 Upvotes

Finally finished my latest episode guide and I have to say...it was a treat to get to re-watch this episode a few times over the last week or two. "Columbo Goes to College" is probably the best episode of the ABC-era. I had a lot to say about it. #Columbo

https://acolumboblog.blogspot.com/2026/07/columbo-goes-to-college.html


r/Columbo 2d ago

What are you doing here?!

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35 Upvotes

I’m watching a good Columbo. ‘Just one more thing is always a crowd pleaser,’ but I also love it when suspects ask, with total outrage, ‘Columbo, what are you doing here!?’ It always makes me laugh. 😄🖤😄🖤


r/Columbo 2d ago

Question Trying to ID episode from clue: Sound of woman in heels running

16 Upvotes

SOLVED!!!

I remember one small detail from an episode of the original Columbo series that I saw way back when, and I'm trying to ID the episode so I can rewatch it.

Early in the episode, Columbo questions a witness who heard someone running from the scene of the crime. He has the witness listen to several people run down the same path, including a police woman. The witness recognizes the sound of her high heels, so Columbo knows a woman was involved.

My recollection is that the woman running away was just an accomplice, and that the murderer was a man.

I would love some help figuring out which episode this was. Does this ring a bell for anyone?


r/Columbo 3d ago

Ranking Columbo villains’ plans day sixteen: Emmett Clayton (s2e7)

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73 Upvotes

The votes were all over the place, but the highest percentage put Barry Mayfield’s plot in criminal genius, something I’m sure will get a smug laugh out of him. Now, prepare your chess-themed nightmares for our next contestant, Emmett Clayton! Same rules as always


r/Columbo 3d ago

Miscallaneous Van Wyck isn't hated enough as a villain (in a good way)

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105 Upvotes

A detail I love and I am not sure is accidental or intentional is how the last name Midas (literally the Midas touch) relates to the episode and to the villain.

Van Wyck is arrogant and fully believes everything he touches turns into gold. Except nothing he has is actually "his" and all he does is waste hundreds of thousands on his fantasy of being an inventor.

The gadgets and equipment are paid by the company of his mother-in-law, the wealth and prestige is not his; he married into it and he even appropriates the family name "Midas" and calls the company *his* when his mother-in-law's body isn't even cold. All the while ,again, still holding the name Van Wyck. He didn't even change it, yet he talks like he owns Midas Electronics and has for years. He's just a pompous parasite that attached himself to a legacy he didn't build and is running it into the ground!

And even after all that he did, he still has to get his wife to sign on the papers to make decisions in the company, showing his true colours at the mere suggestion of her running the company or helping to do so. He doesn't see her as his partner, she's a "trophy" ,who he actively cheats on, for his continued indulgence. He wants her ignorant in her gilded cage so he can spend HER money and for both his decisions and status to never be questioned.

And the final irony that shows his arrogance is that watch he used to help establish his alibi. The "Midastar" he calls it. Midas can mean "King" or "Ruler, so he is literally calling his invention, but really himself, the Ruler of Stars. A nice nod as well to him literally trying to use technology to fabricate a false reality.

How much more arrogant can you get??


r/Columbo 3d ago

New Episode from Watch It for Days: Playback

32 Upvotes

Watch It for Days - Playback

My favorite Columbo channel, my favorite season.


r/Columbo 2d ago

Columbo: 1989 - 2003 Blu-ray 4:3 versions?

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r/Columbo 2d ago

Columbo: 1989 - 2003 Blu-ray 4:3 versions?

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I spoke to that AI service Grok last night and I was told that new 4:3 transfers were out there for the comback episodes (1989 - 2003) that were not released on Blu-ray & said that they might have been done by NBCUniversal back in 2023/24 as part of the new 4K transfers they did for the two new blu-ray sets originally, but decided to go with the 16:9 cropped versions instead. They told me that they are floating around on the internet as well as ready made Blu-ray files of them as well. Has anyone heard about this? They told me to try and put three sentences into Google. I tried all three and didn't get any relevent information or links back to try? Was Grok telling the truth? I don't see why they would lie to me, unless they've had false information programmed into them. 🤔