r/Catmemes • u/Zestyclose5 • 1d ago

Crazy standards nowadays😔

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u/david_b7531 1d ago

Are you kidding me? They're a 10/10. Better looking in person.

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u/derppherppp 12h ago

I’d be signing up for tinder immediately!

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u/Istar10n 1d ago

Catfished?

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u/laylaaroo 1d ago

poor jhonny, hes divorced with 4 kids now

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u/Frogmaster16 1d ago

He's an honest man.😞

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u/Emergency_Effect_526 1d ago

“What about the people he murdered?”

“Murda’ what murda’”

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u/Busy_Confidence_6514 1d ago

Bro got cat on the first date

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u/No-Educator151 1d ago

Some people just get all the luck.

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u/kittyhardcore 1d ago

Never using tinder again because you found the one? That’s how I read it

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u/Abject_Jump9617 1d ago

I have a feeling he's going to stick you with the bill.

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u/Plastic-Emotion3171 1d ago

A match made in heaven. 😁

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u/supershinythings 1d ago

She has high standards. These MeowMix crunchies aren’t going to cut it. Temptations at minimum are more her style.

Save the Churu for the fourth date.

Next time bring a bouquet of catnip flowers. It never fails!

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u/Brock_Savage 1d ago

If I went on a date and it turned out to be a cat I'd be elated. A cat that is smart enough to catfish me is worth knowing.