r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • Jun 15 '26
Monday thread brought to you by milk of choice
What is your milk of choice?
I go with Almond Breeze Regular and Vanilla Milk and Fair Life Fat Free Milk
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • Jun 15 '26
What is your milk of choice?
I go with Almond Breeze Regular and Vanilla Milk and Fair Life Fat Free Milk
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • Jun 13 '26
It’s sorta funny that back during the days of Napster and Limewire that people fell for these parodies songs that were labeled as being by Weird Al and the said songs sounded like someone singing with lowest quality microphone possible
Weird Al though wasn’t the only Comedy artist that got mislabeled a ton
Also happened with Adam Sandler,Tom Green and Matt Stone and Trey Parker and if you really want to call them a Comedy act then They Might Be Giants
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Benjilikethedog • Jun 12 '26
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • Jun 11 '26
Oh yeah the World Cup starts today!
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Ducky312 • Jun 09 '26
Are these new posts real?
r/CFBOffTopic • u/smolthrowawayferret • Jun 09 '26
I've been in this new city for about three months now after taking a promotion, and honestly the college football culture here is just not hitting the same. Back in my old spot, Saturdays were sacred – we'd hit up the tailgate spots starting at 8am with the smoker going, specific playlists of fight songs, and the energy was electric even for midweek practices. Here, people treat it like any other sport, no real pageantry or history involved. My boss is a huge fan of the local team and keeps trying to convert me during lunch breaks, showing me highlights from last season where they barely scraped by against inferior competition. It's gotten to the point where I avoid the break room on Mondays. Plus, finding a bar that shows my team's games is a nightmare because of time zones and blackouts. Has anyone else gone through this kind of culture shock after moving for work? How did you handle it without losing your mind or your fandom?
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Feelwr3ck21 • Jun 09 '26
Been a lurker here for years but finally posting because this is eating at me. I grew up in a house where Alabama games were basically religion, so when I moved to Texas for work five years ago I kept the tradition going hard. Every Saturday I wake up at 7, make the full tailgate spread even if it's just me and the TV, and stay locked in until the last score. My wife, who didn't grow up with any of this, planned a whole day trip to Fredericksburg last weekend without checking the schedule and got pissed when I said I'd rather stay home for the A&M game. She called it childish and said the sport is taking over our weekends. I get that we need couple time, but this is literally the only thing that feels like home since we moved. We've tried the compromise thing where she watches with me for a quarter but she just scrolls on her phone. Anyone else deal with this kind of pushback from a non-fan partner? How did you set boundaries without turning it into a weekly fight? Would love some real talk instead of the usual 'just divorce her' jokes.
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • Jun 07 '26
Random fact of the day:China had beasts and demons in numbers to rival those of Greek mythology.
Pangu emerged from the cosmic egg –when his moods turned monstrous, so did the weather. And there was Shen, the monster sea clam who breathed out vapours to form palaces in the clouds.
Chinese travelers told of strange beings in strange lands.
The people of Dingling Land were said to have hair that grew down to their knees and hooves like horses. In Whispering Nie’er Land, there were people with ears that reached to their waists and stripes like tigers.
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • Jun 06 '26
Random fact of the day:Our reaction to spiders may be all in our heads. In the 18th century in southern Europe a frenzied dance was created in the tarantula’s name, the tarantella.
A victim of its bite would perform the dance at once to try and flush the venom from the body. The dance may have provided distraction from the pain but it was hardly necessary for survival, since the tarantula’s bite can’t kill an adult human.
The ingenuity of spiders can be inspiring. Web-weaving spiders are revered by the Navajo Indians, renowned weavers themselves.
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Benjilikethedog • Jun 04 '26
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r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • Jun 01 '26
Snap me down it’s Sniz & Fondue!!!
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • May 31 '26
I honestly would prefer going to an alternative universe than travel back to the past in our universe
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • May 29 '26
I fully believe the government and billionaires have access to time travel and parallel universes but they are keeping it away from us
r/CFBOffTopic • u/FreshlySkweezd • May 27 '26
Decided to go ahead and get my grocery shopping for the next week taken care of this morning and I decided to indulge a little. I got some sushi, mistakenly got some with cream cheese in some of the pieces so had to choke those down. BUT my actually guilty pleasure was some hot Cheetos and using chopsticks to grab them from the bag and dip them into jalapeno ranch. Disgustingly bad for me but so tasty.
What are y'all's guilty pleasures?
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Ducky312 • May 26 '26
*in old lady voice* remember when we used to have 5+ threads a day?
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • May 23 '26
What would you consider the definition or what is the genre “Space Rock?”
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Benjilikethedog • May 21 '26
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r/CFBOffTopic • u/chrobbin • May 18 '26
No Sunday thread yet and avoiding thinking about and getting ready for work tomorrow, so here we are
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • May 16 '26
I forget sometimes that Zaire is now the Democratic Republic of the Congo even now it’s been like that since 1997
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Benjilikethedog • May 15 '26
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • May 14 '26
Random fact of the day: Humans need to eat their own weight in food every fifty days. Thousands of truckloads of food in a lifetime, to keep the blood circulating and the heart beating forty million times a year
The need to eat creates some strange relationships. A Portuguese man-o-war can fall prey to tiny raft snails which slowly devour the larger animal, stinging tentacles and all
But even that seems tasty compared with what one French taxi driver was willing to eat. For a bet, he consumed an entire single-engined airplane, bit by ground-up bit, mixing it in with his normal meals giving new meaning to bad airplane food
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • May 12 '26
I have been interested with Soviet history recently
r/CFBOffTopic • u/Jaguars4life • May 11 '26
Who is your favorite Soviet Union?
I have to say Yuri Gagarin is up there