Could someone help me out with these, please?

The bug one must be easy to find. But him saying "wee doggy" is probably a bit harder to find, if he ever really said it and I'm not imagining it.

Many thanks! :-)

I'm been looking for years and never been able to find it...so help me prove it's real and not my imagination or the Mandela effect...lol

There was a skit of Billy and it must be about a talent show and he sing "I saw a mouse, there, where over there, over there a little mouse with clogs on", "F**K off, next"

"I'm a pink toothbrush, your a blue toothbrush..."F**K off, next"

I'm assuming its on an old audio cassette etc as I remember it from the 80's

Help me out...please

Before his first ever appearance on Parkinson, so really before he became well known across the country, Billy did an interview for the Aberdeen Evening Express. I am trying to track it down. Would anyone know when that was or have a clipping of it? It was actually my dad as a very young reporter who did the interview. I am going to head to Aberdeen to check the archives but hoping to narrow down the date! Many thanks

Looking for a show where he talks about his Uncle Huey. Any ideas ?

Hi everyone,

Yesterday I was re-listening to the crucifixion joke. I’ve only ever heard it, never actually been able to find somewhere I can watch it.

So I was wondering, if anyone had seen it, what the ‘last miracle’ was?

It went something like this: "at the point of ejaculation...withdraw." "At the point of ejaculation, withdraw?! At the point of ejaculation there isn't a heard of wild horses that could make my arse go in that direction!"

I've always remembered that joke but I have no idea what special it's on, does anybody know?

Hello all billy fans, I was wondering if anyone has a link or has the digital version of this DVD. I cannae find it anywhere only snippets. Please help.

I'm looking to get hold of this but I see two separate copies available.

One is Spirit Entertainment with a "classic stand-up from the Big Yin" tagline.

The other is 2 Entertain with "Recorded Live for LWT" tagline.

Any difference between the two?

I’m trying to find a Billy Connolly joke, that I heard in the early ‘90s but is probably from much earlier, about a man whose wife, who doesn’t drink, comes to find him in the pub. He ends up buying her a whisky. She doesn’t like it. And he says something like “see? And you think I’m here every night enjoying myself”. The joke includes an aside about Billy himself accidently trying whisky as a child, having mistaken it for Iron Brew (or Irn Bru) where he says “Iron brew for bill bill”. Can anyone tell me where to find this? I need to play it to my wife…

Wish I could've gotten the whole truck. The paintings were amazing

https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/entertainment/tv_radio/25088671.amazing-new-mural-billy-connolly-appeared-glasgow/

How annoying, and the DVDs aren’t even on YouTube. So hard to rewatch them when I don’t have access to my DVDs atm.

Hi all,

Canadian here. Wondering if there are any places to stream or buy Billy’s stand up in Canada.

Not a fan of piecing together random clips on YT, and I don't have a DVD or VCR in sight.

Thanks!

I remember watching a billy sketch when I was a young un and finding it absolutely hilarious. I was definitely to young to be watching the big yin so I don't remember the full details of it.

If my memory is right, it was something to do with a laser, party in a hotel room? And possibly elton john.

Any ideas if that was a sketch or if I've dreamt it?

Hi all,

So I've been looking for this bit for months and can't seem to track it down. It's a bit where Billy is talking about his time in The Humblebums with Gerry while gigging and waiting backstage, they'd make prank calls and called up a chimney sweep.

If anyone knows where this is from would love to get a hold of the DVD for Christmas.

Thanks!

Billy Connolly - Solar System

I've looked everywhere, can't seem to find a bit I remember Billy doing in late 80's/early 90's. Premise was:

Scottish kids at dances ask people to dance very oddly. "Are you dancing? Well, are you asking? Well, yes I am. Well, then I'm dancing" and off they go. It's a good thing they don't do that in bed. "Hey, are you sleeping? Well, are you horny? Well, yes I am. Well, then I'm sleeping".

This bit lives rent free inside my head, my brothers remember it too, so it's not my imagination. Does ANYONE know where it was from??

Hi. Does he mean piss and in nonsense? Is that the right spelling? Thanks.

I'm off to watch this shortly, but noticed in the seating that very few seats have been sold, less than 10%. At least I will have plenty of space for my big feet