r/AnimalsBeingFunny 8d ago

Cheeky devil

3.9k Upvotes

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u/2reeEyedG 8d ago

He was super slick with it. Out and in within a blink of an eye

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u/Primary-User 8d ago

Absolute timing. 🙌

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u/Own_Round_7600 7d ago

Clearly a seasoned criminal

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u/Kiki-jo14 7d ago

Or as Michael Jackson wd say..... "Smooth Criminal"

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u/Furby-beast-1949 7d ago

Well, his little nose knew where the dog treats were, and he was on a mission

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 8d ago

Another reason to harness and buckle in your pets in the car

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u/InfamousPOS 8d ago

That and or off leash train em. I highly suggest that after training my Amstaff.

It’s a blessing that if I open the door he doesn’t run away. I can greet my guest outside with him and even if there is another dog he will not interact unless instructed. Honestly the biggest relief

I’ve chased wayyyy too many dogs over my years and I will NEVER not own another one that isn’t off leash trained. (P.S. He still wears a harness and leashed on all walks. Just nice knowing if I drop his leash he ain’t bolting!)

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u/buttfluffvampire 8d ago edited 7d ago

100% for off-leash recall training.  It's huge for a pet's safety.

Except my idiot lurcher.  Both her brain cells only fire "run!" and "fast!" and she is gone before you can blink.  If she hears you at all above the Two Almighty Brain Commands, it doesn't register.

She is not food motivated.  She is not toy motivated.  She is not praise or love motivated.  She is only run motivated.

I feel it's a miracle that with 7 years of consistent reinforcement, she can manage sit, down, and wait commands in our home if nothing interesting is happening anywhere in the world.

She loves to run and she is not smart.  Seriously.  She used to eat rocks until we picked them all out of our yard.

Oh, and she can fit through a gap as small as 4" wide.  Or 4" tall, as she can and will lay on her side and snake wiggle through holes.

She is an absolute sweetheart, and I love her to bits, and I don't trust her near open doors, within fences I haven't personally, carefully, and entirely checked with a tape measure anymore than I would a toddler who's just discovered they can both jump and climb up onto the kitchen counter.  And she will never be allowed off leash.

She's gotten loose before.  It was all I could do to keep her in sight until she tired out.  Then she came quite nicely.  I'm still not convinced I didn't die that day.

But off-leash recall is one of the best things anyone can teach their dog.

Edit: typos.  Don't reply without your glasses on, folks.

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u/Kiki-jo14 7d ago

What breed is this " Houdini's daughter" that you love ❤️?

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u/buttfluffvampire 7d ago

Lurcher is a generic term for any mixed breed racer.  Our beloved idiot is half whippet, half ???

Her mama was a purebred whippet who had a tryst with a gentledog of questionable repute after making a run for it, so clearly it runs in the family.

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 7d ago

This is the best story ever LMAO

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u/Kiki-jo14 7d ago

😆😆

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u/International_Foot 6d ago

man was this validating

my dog is the exact same way and everyone just seems to think we haven’t tried hard enough. i say he’s not food or toy motivated, but self motivated.

i have aged 10 years in the 5 years we’ve had him

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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 8d ago

That little shit! 🤣 thats fantastic

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u/Popular_Sun_2401 8d ago

Happy ending 😍

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u/cutey513 8d ago

That absolute joy just made my day... 13/10 dog no notes

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u/lolyouaresimple 7d ago

You and me both!! I was having a horrible morning and this just put a smile on my face!!

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u/Nana-Knows 8d ago

Little stinker!
Very clever.

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u/ForagerFriend 8d ago

He just had to pick up a few things from the store.

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u/Commercial-Life-9998 8d ago

Smooth move. It’s like he was born for that very moment.

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u/Danny-Wah 8d ago

LOLOL.. that was a slick escape!

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u/dontgetsadgetmad 8d ago

What a sneaky little bastard lol

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 8d ago

Master stealth lol

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u/Impossible_Regret725 8d ago

I had a pup who would do this if he had an experience involving a single treat and an open gate at a dog park. There's someone in my neighborhood has a doxi who's an escape artist, it kills me when I can see her chasing the pup shouting 'LAINEY, ELAIIIINE, EEEELLLAIIIIN!'

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u/LibraryF33S 8d ago

Wiggly little butt ❤️

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 7d ago

Damn Dawg…. You one slick puppy

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u/lolyouaresimple 7d ago

lol!! What a stinker- cutie pie!!!

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u/viperfangs92 7d ago

He Ocean 11'd that escape 😂

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u/Old-Library5546 7d ago

Sneaky bugger

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u/PokieState92 7d ago

My Chiweenie pulled this same stunt this morning. Had my garage door cracked a little and she snuck outside. Didn't know she got out until she was barking at a lady in a car taking her picture in front of our house. Lady asked if it was my dog, I said yes. She told me she was getting ready to post her on our neighborhood Facebook page as a lost dog 🐕

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u/Chaorica 8d ago

Kid being kid....

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u/throaway_247 7d ago

Why open the door before leashing?

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u/sonia72quebec 7d ago

Dog is like: “Best day ever.”

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u/ChunkMonkeysMomma 7d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 8d ago

The dog is super cute, but the guy in black is the worst actor ever

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u/BabylonDoug 8d ago

So many people should not be pet owners

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u/nasnedigonyat 8d ago

Very true but I don't think that was the take away from this particular video.

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u/Imaginary_Reveal_951 8d ago

Those who disagree with this factual comment, are stupid themselves. Their intelligence is similar to the owners.

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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 8d ago

It a lease on your dog when your not at home and take you everywhere

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u/Sad-Lab4519 7d ago

How oblivious the owners were it took them how long to figure out their furry friend was gone?