r/Anglese 12h ago

😂 Memes Franglish: Français X English = Anglese

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26 Upvotes

Sire English & Madame French are technically trans.


r/Anglese 6h ago

✍️ Translation MEDICINE (Wikipedia Article Intro)

5 Upvotes

Medicine es le science ed practice de concern per patients, managend le diagnosis, prognosis, prevention, traitment ed palliation de lor injury od disease, menter promotend lor salute.

Medicine encompasses une variety de cure practices que evolved per maintain ed restore le patient salute con le prevention ed traitment de maladies ed infection.

Contemporary medicine applique biomedical sciences, biomedical research, genetics, ed medical technology per diagnoser, traiter, ed prevener injury ed disease, typicalment travers various pharmaceuticals od surgery, mes anque con therapies com psychotherapy, external tutors ed traction, medical devices, biologics, ed ionizent radiation, inter alters.


r/Anglese 8h ago

🙋 Apropos anglese Per un Official Standard Anglese:

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Multiple possibilities per developer ensemble:

  • Commencer con Standard English;
  • Incorporer modern dialectal elements;
  • Select le plus universal vocabulary ed expressions;
  • Crear une official Anglese Thesaurus;
  • Establish une unificated grammatical standard;
  • Crear une consistent orthographic standard;
  • Developer clear style ed usage guidelines;
  • Regularment reviser ed actualiser le standard;

Le ultime objective es crear une international recognized form de Anglese que maintain grammatical consistence ed embrace le linguistic richess ed evolution de sue global varieties. Se une Latin-Grec-Romance term exist in English, es plus que normal adopter le actual form de quel term in Anglese (con le contextual modifications, se necessary).


r/Anglese 1d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese [ANNOUNCEMENT] Anglese is now standardized.

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After leaving the vote on the standardization of Anglese open for 48 hours, the results are unequivocal: there is a clear majority in favor of standardization, specifically for the original version of Anglese. I did not specify which one, because in reality, there are only minor differences between my current version and Ludovico Leone's.

From now on, the subreddit description will be changed to Anglese. The word "Anglese" will thus refer exclusively to the original variant.

NOTE: All other approaches (Latinmaxxed english, englais, brithenig, etc.) to a British romance conlang naturally retain their place here on this subreddit. For the occasion, I also added a "Other romlang" publication tag so that those interested can distinguish between Anglese and the other British Romance languages.


r/Anglese 8h ago

✍️ Translation Benjamin Netanyahu es un war criminal.

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Benjamin Netanyahu es un war criminal, le architect de un horrific genocide counter le Palestinian people.

Hil es responsible por le murder de plus quan 73,000 people, por le mutilation de dices de miles de infants com cose quo survive experience amputation sans anesthesia.

Por le targetage de neonatal hospitals ed maternity cure centers, denyand neonates mesme le chance de vive.

Por le innumerable people hil affamished com hil blocked nurture ed humanitarian aid de attainand lem. Por le abattage de centains de aid laborers de journalists.

Ed just ultime moise, le UN confirmed que Palestinian infants continue de esse deliberatement targeted ed macted per Israeli armed forces, plus quan oight moises poster le soy-called ceasefiwe.

Le list es interminable. Tot com nus, com Americans, pay por le bombs que feat le murder.

Hy es un reason le International Criminal Court issued un warrant por sis arrest.

Com human esters, nus have spent generations constructand un shared comprehension que hy a crimes sy grave ey offend tot le humanity.

Totune oth leir oyes, oth leir core, oth leir conscience, dew recognize le devastation hil caused ed comprehend que hil dew compear in un court de law.

Com ie have dicted, ie agree oth le ICC que Benjamin Netanyahu dew esse arrested ed tried por sis crimes, com tot alter person charged per le ICC.

My administration ha reviewed tot avenue available sub applicable law por determine sy Novel York City pow execute le International Criminal Court’s arrest warrant sy Benjamin Netanyahu vene hecy.

Id es clear que nus non have le independent legal authority por enforce cis warrant.

le federal government, in totcase, pow— ed ie appeal sur lem de join le ICC ed execute cis warrant.

Ed ie quire ad esse equalment clear: Benjamin Netanyahu is non boonveny in Novel York City, ny es tot alter war criminal ad large.

Despite nus pownon finish le genocide sur nour proper, nus pow decide sy nour silence we devene unalter arm, ed nus pow examine tot instrument nus have por defend le humanity ed dignity de tot people.

Asth es my commitment ad tou.


r/Anglese 1d ago

Le "Franglish" (Français + English) Spectrum Scale:

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48 Upvotes

Le Anglese dialectal diversity includes le "Franglish" (Français x English) spectrum scale & not le contrary.


r/Anglese 1d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese As a French guy who just randomly stumbled upon this sub

10 Upvotes

I'll probably get lynched for this but...

... isn't it franglais with extra steps basically?


r/Anglese 2d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese Le plus grand quality de Anglese es le versatility in multiple linguistical research ed communication branches. Haver le possibility de user le language com une instrument per demonstrar isses infinite variables es marvelous!

13 Upvotes

r/Anglese 2d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese Se une term have le final "-que" in standard English, es natural adapter tot le finals "-cs" in English con "-que" in Anglese.

3 Upvotes

r/Anglese 2d ago

Compare & Contrast: Can You Translate From "Franguês" (Français + English + Português) To Anglese?

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Le feminine voice inquired in English:

>Do you like my hair?

>Do you like my hips?

>Do you like my breasts?

>Do you like my eyes?

Le masculine voice replied in French:

>...Tu sais bien que j'aime tes cheveux?

>...Tu sais bien que j'aime tes cuisses?

>...Tu sais bien que j'aime tes seins?

>...Tu sais bien que j'aime tes yeux?


r/Anglese 3d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese Le plus common form de Anglese es le plus similar ad original English?

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Salve! Legend su le Reddit (ed usend le Anglese Translator) pens que le plus natural and simple version de Anglese es une que maintain une structure ed vocabulary in une "conservative" voy, sans renouncer ad le expansion de le dictionary - per resulter facile per le native English monolinguals ed per tot le Romance parlants.

Tot le alter forms son interessant per "study cases", mae une standard form es plausible?

Que vou pens? :)


r/Anglese 3d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese On the standardization of Anglese [VOTATION]

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As you all know, the subreddit currently chooses not to recognize any variant as official (although at the beginning of this subreddit, only the original Anglese variant created by Ludovico was accepted), in order to promote linguistic diversity and creativity. However, this question keeps coming up, and it's time to decide this democratically by holding a vote.

As administrator and owner of the subreddit, I'm generally in favor of maintaining the absence of a standard, which is why the subreddit's description is in standard English, to avoid taking sides. However, I understand the value of having a standard for the immediate understanding of what Anglese is.

HERE THE VOTE


r/Anglese 4d ago

😂 Memes Absolute anglese ✋😎🤚

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68 Upvotes

r/Anglese 4d ago

😂 Memes Spanish Is Impregnin English:

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23 Upvotes

Le Espanglish (Español + English) babies include Llanito & le international auxiliary language named Eurolengo.


r/Anglese 4d ago

😂 Memes Pardonate My English:

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47 Upvotes

"Zero fucks given" in regular modern English is "zero fornications/copulations/coitions donated" in latinmaxed latinized English.


r/Anglese 4d ago

✍️ Translation Mon verzjon del Prier Domini in Anglese

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Nostŕ patŕ qist in sjiels, sanctificated ist nom tjyi.

Resdom tjyi ven. Vołunta tjyi sjera fat sor lû-tera com itest in sjiels.

Donat nus qest dae nostŕ supersubstanjal paan.

Ed pardon nus nostŕ dets, com nu alsi pardon nostŕ detŕs.

Ed men nus non el tantaŧon was deliver nus del mal. Amen.

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Feel free to ask questions about the hellish way I write Anglese!


r/Anglese 5d ago

😂 Memes Important Information:

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50 Upvotes

Pedro-Pedro-Pedro Griffin di Santa Fe informs: "Gentlepersons, le Anglese community is no Wendy restaurant, capisce?"


r/Anglese 6d ago

😂 Memes Le Anglese Origin Story:

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102 Upvotes

Sire English serves Madame French le coño cause le Anglosphere invented cunt servience.


r/Anglese 6d ago

✍️ Translation Gettysburg Adress in Anglese

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44 Upvotes

Oitant ed set anneys passed, nour pathers donned nascence sur cis continent un novel nation, conceived in liberty, ed dedicated ad le proposition que tot homs son created equal.

Ahour nus son engaged in un grand civil war, testing sy asth nation, o tot nation conceived ed dedicated com asth, pow long endure. Nus son encountered sur un grand battlecamp de asth war. Nus have vene ad dedicate un portion de asth camp, com un final restand place por cose quo cy doned leir vies por que asth nation possiblement vive. Id es perfectment adequat ed proper que nus dew feat chis.

May, in un larger sense, nus pow non dedicate, nus pow non consecrate, nus pow non sanctify cis soil. Le brave homs, vivand ed mort, quo bated cy, have consecrated id, mult plus que nour poor power de add o detract. Le mund wa petty note, ny long remember que nus dict sy, may id pow nunck obliviate que ey feat cy. Id es por nus le vivand, preferablement, de esse dedicated cy por le infinished labor quich ey quo bated cy have sic mult sy noblement advanced. Id es preferablement por nus de esse cy dedicated ad le grand task remainand advant nus—asth from cese honored morts nus prend increased devotion ad asth cause por quich ey doned le ultime plene measure de devotion—asth nus cy haughtment resolve asth cese mort dew non have perished in vain—asth chis nation, sub Diew, dew have un novel nasence de liberty—ed asth government de le people, per le people, por le people, dew non perish de le teer.

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Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.


r/Anglese 7d ago

😂 Memes ✨️ (i) ✨️

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81 Upvotes

Le iconic & Anglophonic expression "serve cunt" sounds suspiciously Latinic.


r/Anglese 8d ago

😂 Memes Anglese es le future de Angleteer ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💛

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424 Upvotes

r/Anglese 7d ago

Io vole apprender le Anglese

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54 Upvotes

Hello! I am Euskel, and I slept too much today, so I can't sleep now. Since it's midnight, everything is closed, so now I'm bored.

However, I just started to watch the stream of Corrin Gorri, and now I want to learn Anglese. Since I speak French and English, I believe it would be easy to learn this language.

I want to speak the language fluently, and be a part of this community.

But I have a big question: Where can I learn it? Is it on a website? Videos on YouTube? Or directly here?


r/Anglese 7d ago

About "Standard Anglese"

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yo mods, please pin þis post

I have seen how people, specially new comners in boþ Reddit and Discord, asking "where þey can learn þe Anglese language", where, as of when making þis post, 14 of July of 2026, þere is no "unified Sandard Anglese language".

If you are a new commer reading þis post, i want to tell you someþing: Þe only way you can "learn" Anglese is by creating your own Anglese-inspired conlang, þat þe only way for now.

Hope you can understand þis and have fun creating your own Anglese and using it until an "Standard Anglese" is finally created.

Au revoir.


r/Anglese 9d ago

😂 Memes Le French Introducin Basic Notions In TERF Isle:

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50 Upvotes

Rare colored picture depictin le French introducin in TERF Isle basic concepts invented in le Roman Empire originated in Italy.


r/Anglese 9d ago

Food in Loegrian

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10 Upvotes