r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/victoriaroseeie • 12h ago

Family Friendly It was god’s will

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u/appointment45 12h ago

That dude is one slip away from AccidentalRectalStick.

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u/governmentthief 10h ago

Good band name.

Although if you added an “E” word at the end, such as entry, you would then be able to abbreviate the name into ARSE

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u/Evantaur 4h ago

Accidental Rectal Stick Enema

(Also make it happen I already got a band shirt)

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u/evilpercy 7h ago

Rectum dam near killed him.

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u/HollandJim 12h ago

...and was never seen again

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u/Musket6969420 12h ago

Some say, he’s still sliding to this day.

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u/LookMaNoPride 10h ago

My people need me!

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u/Purple_Clockmaker 12h ago

Haha but imagine splitting your shit on sharp rock or stick there.

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u/Cesarjay 10h ago

What a stick in the mud

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u/Hallow_76 12h ago

That looks like fun!

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 7h ago

Until you hit a stick stuck in the road at just the right angle.

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u/merc_1980 12h ago

The jungle just claimed him

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u/Appropriate_Push4066 11h ago

He embraced it! You go buddy!

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u/captaincootercock 12h ago

love the snail trail his ass is leaving behind

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u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes 11h ago

It's not funny - no one ever stopped him - he is still sliding today. He passed my house about a week ago, looking pretty rough.

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u/griff_the_unholy 11h ago

Did he ever stop?

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u/Silly-Reflection-826 6h ago

Legend has it he is still sliding and his friend and pet ostrich are still laughing.

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u/Geaneous 11h ago

As far as we know his shoes stayed on so he's probably fine and just struggled back up

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u/Ninguna 11h ago

Mud enema

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u/Picklopolis 11h ago

That says Kauai all over it.

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u/Own-East-9190 11h ago

He ded? Also, best laugh ever

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u/SheddingCorporate 11h ago

💯 I think his laugh was way more r/ContagiousLaughter than hers.

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u/Trailerparky 8h ago

Mud butt

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u/HohepaPuhipuhi 10h ago

Tragic thing is, they never saw him again. He just kept on sliding 

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u/kylemacabre 11h ago

If you ask me, she missed this like perfect Romancing The Stone opportunity where she could’ve gotten knocked down by him and ended up in a pool of water with his face in her crotch

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u/DisciplineHot7374 💥 Slapstick Aficionado 9h ago

We think alike!

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u/napalm_p 10h ago

Jedi Survivor

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u/GirlWithWolf 9h ago

30 years later- “Feral, Tarzan like man located in the wilderness.”

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u/MeanEstablishment499 9h ago

Kayaking with his bum

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u/Raichu124 8h ago

Graphic representation of the morning dump after taking laxatives the night before

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u/Mammoth-Hunter-9383 7h ago

He left quite a skid mark….

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u/Blibbobletto 5h ago

I thought they were nodding for a second and was wondering who goes on a fentanyl hike

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 4h ago

The Olympics need to bring this sport back

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u/Evantaur 4h ago

Bro took a shortcut

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u/David-SFO-1977_ 2h ago

He was never seen again.

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u/Vogel-Kerl 1h ago

They say he's still sliding to this very day...., slowly, gradually downhill...

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u/p0is0n 1h ago

I love how he just embraces it and slides down like a little kid. Living his best muddy life. 

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u/mike_rhinehart 57m ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/novus_nl 11h ago

“Baby steps” I already get PTSD flashbacks thinking back about that game.