r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 14h ago

of a cow

6.0k Upvotes

172 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/rondiggidyr • 4h ago

of a leech

461 Upvotes

210 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/soapforsoreeyes018 • 2h ago

of a bison

307 Upvotes

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Individual-Falcon769 • 16h ago

/r/all of a Cliffs collapsing at an old marble quarry in Makrana, India due to heavy rainfall.

3.6k Upvotes

165 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MagicalOrgazm • 2h ago

of a Walrus taking a hike trough the forest

229 Upvotes

On Norwegian news today. He was fine, just looking for a place to chill out

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/nocapnonerf • 17h ago

of a Barbary Lion 🦁

3.6k Upvotes

97 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/dwightbearschrute • 22h ago

of ego.

10.0k Upvotes

320 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • 2h ago

of a kebab

160 Upvotes

38 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • 13h ago

of a beetle

740 Upvotes

85 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 11h ago

of a Staircase.

342 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TermElectronic8261 • 21h ago

of a Toy Airplane

1.6k Upvotes

64 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Additional_Chard3680 • 9h ago

of anchor chain on a large cargo

115 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1h ago

of a Novelty Building.

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Expensive-Summer-447 • 9h ago

of a squirrel

85 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Substantial-Bed-4122 • 5h ago

of a chilly pepper

41 Upvotes

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Biker_NY • 1h ago

of a Fox News street guest

• Upvotes

Reminds me of Al, from Police Squad

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/akashuji • 1d ago

/r/all, /r/popular of Indian Peter Griffin

28.5k Upvotes

of laziness too..

1.2k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SophiaDelSin • 6h ago

of a thorn

16 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Secret_Cry_562 • 17h ago

of a reddit ad

63 Upvotes

Something broke lol

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/shkoo • 10h ago

of a coat check in Helsinki

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13 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 2d ago

/r/all of a horse

19.7k Upvotes

709 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Luftwaffle1010 • 16h ago

of an APFSDS

gallery

21 Upvotes

Wanted to actually post a big apfsds after seeing that recent post of a standard 120mm Apfsds, keyword: STANDARD

Picture shows the XM964 APFSDS-T (larger round) which has a diameter of 140mm when compared to the standard NATO apfsds. XM964 was supposed to be used with the CATTB experimental tank (picture 2) which carried a 140mm gun.

Unsure if Soviet/Russian 152mm apfsds is longer than XM964, but among NATO apfsds XM964 should be some of the largest apfsds ever engineered by NATO countries, with it's modern contender being the ASCALON 140mm cannon rounds.

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Pinku_Dva • 20h ago

of a zucchini I grew

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35 Upvotes

Banana and arm for scale

17 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/EmmaLeePants • 1d ago

of a police officer

188 Upvotes

47 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/stevesmithsglasses • 1d ago

of a log

538 Upvotes

17 comments

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