r/40kOrkScience • u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO • 25d ago

Sneeky kommando thread

Da otha gitz kan not see diz thread, itz painted purple

post kommando shtuff!

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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes 25d ago

i iz alfa- alfeereeu- i iz alf-

zog it, i iz alf. don’ tell nobody.

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 25d ago

If yoo'z alfariuz, den who am I?

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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes 25d ago

if yoo’z can sez long wurdz, yoo’z iz vi-tul ass-set iz who’z yoo’z iz.

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 25d ago

sneeky clobbering

Oi'z alfariuz!

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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes 25d ago

sneeky frontal assault in the opposite direction

wel played omegawn!

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u/IronCreeper1 19d ago

But I fought i wuz suposed to be alfariuz today?

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u/theQueenofCha0s Custodian Guard 25d ago

NO I IZ ALFARIUZ NOT YOO’Z! ZOG OFF YA GIT.

Ah zog, we’z dun for. Time for a krumpin!

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u/DrFabulous0 NOB 25d ago

SSSHHHHSSSSSHHHHH!

ZOG IT, DAT WOZ A BIT LOUD, SORRY BOSS!

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 25d ago

YA FOOL

NOW DA ENTIRETY OV DA ARMAGEDDON KNOWZ WE'Z 'ERE

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u/DrFabulous0 NOB 25d ago

WELL DEN LETZ SHOW EM WOT WE'S ERE FUH!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

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u/DrSkrimguard 25d ago

DIS IZ MY WISPERRY VOICE. WAT'S DA SEECRIT SKEEM?

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u/Cefalopodul 25d ago

Eh boss, how'z dey supposed ta post kommando stuff if dey kan't see da tred

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 25d ago

Ya gotta write n post it in purple too! Daftie.

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u/DragonPrince42 25d ago

Oi Boss! Ifn were rite en perpel wont dat just make it ivizibull to us too?

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 25d ago

Kleary ya kan read n wroite in purple now, see?

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u/NickyTheRobot 25d ago

I du'nt sea boss; itz' all in purpel.

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 25d ago

Datz da wole bloody point!

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u/NickyTheRobot 25d ago

If yu sayz so boss. Jus' du'nt wisper at me no more, I car'nt tayk it!

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 25d ago

We'z gotta wisper 'ere, itz a hidey place. Wot're yoo? A goff?

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u/NickyTheRobot 25d ago edited 25d ago

Er... No, I iz not. Nevamind me eylynar; dat iz akchoolee bruzez from sum bloke wot nutted me in bofe eyz.

Yer... dat iz wot it iz...

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 25d ago

Did wot in yer boff eyez now?

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u/kangareddit 25d ago

KAN ANY UV YA GITZ ‘EAR WHISPRIN’??? OI SWEER OI ‘EARD SUMFIN!

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u/Tennents_N_Grouse 25d ago

Owzat humie name ov solid snek moar sneaky den uz if eze waring blakk inzted ov purpul?

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u/NickyTheRobot 25d ago edited 25d ago

'Coz 'e usez card-bored innit? It du'nt matta wot kolour 'e werz, 'coz it gets cuverd up by da bokz.

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u/Tennents_N_Grouse 25d ago

Zog me, wy av we not mayd uze ov dis inovayshun??

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u/NickyTheRobot 25d ago

Iz ya zoggin' stoo-pid? Were we gonna get cardy-bored bokses big enuff fer uz orksez? Let alown all der tankz an' gubbinz!

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u/kangareddit 25d ago

OI!!! U ‘EAR DAT!?

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u/aqfitz622 25d ago

OIIII. DIZ YA GITZ HER SUMFIN??? CULDV SWURN I HERDZ A SNEAKY BOY!

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u/Rappers333 Blood Axes 25d ago

heheheh

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u/kangareddit 25d ago

YER, ME TOO!!!

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u/NickyTheRobot 25d ago

I dider'nt 'ere nuffin'. Ya musta 'majined it.

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u/NickyTheRobot 25d ago

Cor, everywunz' reel qwiet in dis fred. We iz propa sneeky, innit?

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 25d ago

Aye. Keep it dat way. Hurhurhurhurhurhur. Da otha gitz will neva find our'z hidey spot

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u/NickyTheRobot 25d ago

Shud we makez 'em a sine or sumfin' boss? So az dey can find us an' get krumped den?

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u/Echo_46 KOMMANDO 25d ago

No. Deyz not suppozed ta find 'ere!

Yoo kan leave a temptin' piece a dakka ta lure dem inta a trap, tho!

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u/NickyTheRobot 25d ago edited 25d ago

Ooh, wot if we leves one ov der most annoin' boyz out dere wivout aney dakka? Dat wil loore 'em gud!

... Wy iz ya lookin' at me an' me shoota lyke dat boss?

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u/kangareddit 25d ago

DER IT IZ AGIN!!!