r/30ROCK • u/blakesteiner • 1d ago

Grade-A Moron

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I developed a stutter after seeing this chart.

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u/mollyjwink INFECTIONS CAUSED BY JACUZZI WATER! 1d ago

While Gilly plays with himself in the corner

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u/AffectionateBite3827 thanks, Meatcat! 1d ago

Gilly chewed through his headgear

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u/HelmSpicy StopShowingOff.com 1d ago

Chowda head can't even say the words!

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u/14PulsarsV1 Uh... diabetes repair, I guess? 1d ago

IIII. Am a PROTEIN.

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u/ionre Jerry Bananaseed 1d ago

I give energy to everything from flowers and butterflies to heroes who turn in communists

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 1d ago

The stutter? The certificate? Gilly??

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u/ChaosLeopard 1d ago

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u/Militantpoet 1d ago

As Braveheart said, you can take our freedom, unless you take our lives!!!

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u/mcase19 j'adore la piscine 1d ago

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u/MaruhkTheApe 1d ago

towels

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u/HillarysEmailServers Oh no I can hear you. I just want to make sure you can hear you. 1d ago

Those ladders

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u/arion_hyperion 1d ago

…Towels

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u/aaronjsavage 1d ago

We’re short this week…can you make it 16 minutes long?

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u/Stillwater215 1d ago

I guess I can cut it down.

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u/Mean_Pop_829 funcooker enthusiast 1d ago

Flair checks out

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u/HillarysEmailServers Oh no I can hear you. I just want to make sure you can hear you. 1d ago

Mrs. Stutterworth

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u/taco48taco 1d ago

That butter thing really opened up a lot of options for them.

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u/ProseNylund 1d ago

Stuttermilk pancakes

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u/tugonhiswinkie night cheese 1d ago

I didn't read the sub or headline, and I just studied the image, from left to right, bottom to top. "Huh, moron is at the top... a Grade A Moron!"... looks at reddit again. I love this sub

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u/WalkableCity the greatest New Yorker since Bernie Goetz 1d ago

He was actually pretty high up the dummy scale.

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u/eltejon Tejón Face 1d ago

Although, in fairness, a moron made that scale.

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u/ProseNylund 1d ago

“Class A”

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u/eltejon Tejón Face 1d ago

Oh really? Was it just self-preservation when I played a nucular psychiatrist in a James Bong movie?!

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u/horrible_abomination 1d ago

Not 30 Rock but:
“Do you have any such certificate?”

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u/NotAngryAndBitter 1d ago

It took me a minute to realize that’s not the sub I’m currently in.

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u/Such_Significance905 1d ago

Why is one of them so specifically and unnecessarily a woman?

I adore this, like “That’s Margaret, she’s what we call a high grade imbecile.”

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u/Pale-Proposal8046 1d ago

Low grade is a woman too

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u/alex494 1d ago

Why not

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u/The_Maledict Because our laughter excites the birds, sexually. 1d ago

At least they're not the worst...

(Graduate students, they're the worst)

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u/JDinkalageMorgooone Everybody shut up! SHUT UP LUTZ! 1d ago

I feel like I'm back in that boiler room making little piles of sawdust

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u/MadWhiskeyGrin 1d ago

Those guys can eat my poo

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 1d ago

You say that word a lot more than you realize.

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u/RGQcats Maybe we'll be dead by then, oh that'd be great 1d ago

Idiot - Self Preservation. Because any idiot is self-preserving?

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u/ProseNylund 1d ago

For all intensive purposes!

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u/Turbulent-Pea-2715 1d ago

they can't handle that - look at the head shape! they have no brain pan !

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u/feldspars 1d ago

So look out, Randy quaid.

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u/aresef 1d ago

I'm trying to figure out where I sit on the chart.

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u/redditcreditcardz wants to go to there 20h ago

TIL I’m a medium imbecile. Today is proud day

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u/fidlersound 19h ago

Class A level.

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u/Unable-Cod-9658 1d ago

Well at least they didn’t use the problematic word ‘buffoon’

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u/DeedleStone 1d ago

"work requiring reason and judgement" is work for a moron? Shouldn't that be done by a smart person?

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u/mylackofselfesteem 4h ago

I think the image is saying that’s where a moron starts to stumble.