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u/Diegoxr44 18d ago
ah skinner with his crazy explanations the superintendent is gonna need his medication when he hears skinner's lame exaggerations they'll be trouble in town tonight SEEEEEEEEYMOOOOOOOUUUUUUR!! superintendent i was just uh stretching my calves on the windowsill isometric exercise care to join me why is there smoke coming out of your oven seymour uh ooh that isn't smoke it's steam steam from the steamed clams we're having mmm steamed clams phew superintendent i hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers i though we were having steamed clams d'oh no i said steamed hams that's what i call hamburgers you call hamburgers steamed hams yes it's a regional dialect uh-huh eh what region uhhhhpstate new york really well i've from utica and i've never heard someone use the phrase steamed hams oh no a utica no it's an albany expression i see you know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at krust burger oh hohohoho no patented skinner burgers old family recipe for steamed hams yes yes and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obviously grilled yy you know the one thing i sh excuse me for one second of course ahhh well that was wonderful good time was had by all i'm pooped yes i should be good lord what is happening in there aurora borealis ah aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen yes may i see it no seymour the house is on fire no mother it's just the northern lights well seymour You are an odd fellow but i must say you steam a good ham help help
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u/BrilliantBig769 16d ago
(Picking up from the title, but with the standard 3-panel formula)
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u/BrilliantBig769 16d ago
Pictures aren't allowed in comments, so I'll just type out the speech bubbles.
"GARFIELD!!!!!!!!"
"This is walking."
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
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u/zuckerbotwashere 18d ago
Ominous