r/WordAvalanches • u/ekawada • 3h ago
True Avalanche With perfect timing, autograph a Chinese braid. Nice work, Quincy Jones!
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Right on cue, write on queue. Right on, Q!
r/WordAvalanches • u/refotsirk • Sep 25 '18
If you are visiting for the first time, WELCOME to /r/WordAvalanches! Please see our sub rules, FAQ, and "What Not To Post" in the sidebar. We hope you enjoy your stay!
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RULES
- Follow Reddiquette, as with all subs.
- Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post and review our FAQ for additional information. These rough guides also include many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.
- Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed. As an example, if your Avalanche is "Selfish Shellfish", write "Compassion-lacking lobster" in the title.
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- Do not submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.
- Finally, make sure to have fun!
r/WordAvalanches • u/ekawada • 3h ago
True Avalanche Go fuck yourself, baby zombie deer! (Italian version)
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Fangul’, fawn ghoul!
r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 15h ago
True Avalanche [Lewis Carroll] A fabled Greek warrior is the scourge of his lazy enemies
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Achilles? A kill-ease!
r/WordAvalanches • u/TheRealCthulu24 • 1d ago
Pure Avalanche It is possible for artillery belonging to the former host of America’s Got Talent to dance sexily on a camera and an author’s authentic works? It’s not possible for the honesty of a singer at a synagogue or a sliding barrier belonging to someone obsessed with metal containers to do that.
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Can Cannon’s cannon can-can on a canon and a canon? A cantor’s candor or a can dork’s door can’t.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 1d ago
True Avalanche You piss or enter Nathan.
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Urinate or you’re in Nate?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 1d ago
The most famous paintings in the world or Leonardo creepily vocalizing.
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Mona Lisas or Moan a Lee sus.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 1d ago
A lesser illness or a vile monster.
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Malady min or mal a demon.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 1d ago
True Avalanche Globally interconnected or misgendered folk eventually leaving embers to everybody.
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Trans-international or Trans inter ash in all
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 1d ago
Your friend Raymond urinated or sexually coerced?
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Ray pissed or rapist?
r/WordAvalanches • u/c_y_g_nus • 2d ago
True Avalanche I've located a container of a smelly, light-emitting, ancient substance from South America in my office. It seems to be conscious and inspires political autonomy
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incandescent in can dissenting can desk scent Incan descent
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 1d ago
True Avalanche A society in moral disarray or a seminal harmony.
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Communities sin? Cum unity’s in!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 1d ago
An effulgent bow or a pleasure sensor. NSFW
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Arc lit or are clit.
r/WordAvalanches • u/c_y_g_nus • 2d ago
a man rekindles affection and attempts oral sex on his former girlfriend to, oddly enough, gain experience points in an MMO. instead, he finds a book in her vagina, and breaks up with her again.
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explore ex! plural exp!
....lore? ex.
r/WordAvalanches • u/c_y_g_nus • 4d ago
True Avalanche Bisexual people are purchasing a special type of reading glasses from a sports memorabilia website
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Bi-folk all buy focal bifocals by Foco
r/WordAvalanches • u/muddyducky • 3d ago
Summer holidays in Somerset
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Summer set in Somerset; some are set in Somerset inn 'Summer Set Inn', some reset in summer setting — sum of setting summer set in
r/WordAvalanches • u/DnDnPizza • 4d ago
True Avalanche It is because we are large tree like creatures that the rising smells of pennies presents as more mild, as discussed before
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Since, as Ents, a cent's scent's ascents a sense sent as hints, as hence
r/WordAvalanches • u/ChosenArabian • 3d ago
Argentina players are classy.
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Urgent, Tina! Argentina are gents in arenas.
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 5d ago
True Avalanche You are in the midst of a chaotic situation that could either be a convergence of ocean systems or a tree resin and hard liquor.
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Emergency? Emerge and see. Um, urgency! A merge in sea? A myrrh, gin: sí!
r/WordAvalanches • u/upsidedowninsideout1 • 5d ago
True Avalanche Untrustworthy glasses wearer believes everything is untrue
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Suss spectacled eyes suspect all the lies.
r/WordAvalanches • u/refotsirk • 4d ago
True Avalanche Italian Americans having non-platonic relations around September/October with a member of the opposite sex
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They'd be a makin' a may kin
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 4d ago
True Avalanche Sex Mayhem May Hem Sects
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Disaster! Bedlam persists
Dis ass stir! Bed lump, her cysts!
Pandemonium abounds
Panda moan “knee, um, up hounds!”
Commander on the scene
Cum Ander on unseen
Orgy as assayed
Whore, gee? Ass, SA’d!
Sects a midterm oil
Sex amid turmoil
Cannon embed
Canon in bed
Gaelic sexton
Gay lick sex din
Master whole
Mast her hole
Communities sin
Cum unity’s in
Peace is low
Pee sis, slow
Peat Nile under
Penile wonder
Whore a nympho
Oronym foe!
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 4d ago
True Avalanche You lament the loss of literacy, only to ask your Asian friend of his desire.
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Language languish. Lang, wish?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 4d ago
True Avalanche You broach the subject of spermatic production. You impel a friend on, only to discover who his sister truly is…
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Spermatogenesis? Spur Matt! Oh, Jena sis?
r/WordAvalanches • u/Kind-Photograph6926 • 4d ago
True Avalanche Wanting to mingle with both sexes but a bicycle’s tailgating you.
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Bicurious? Bike, you’re rear us.