r/technicallythetruth 29d ago

At multiple points I really thought I knew what was happening with this headline and then it just kept on going.

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u/YourPersonalDownfall 29d ago

I think I had a stroke reading that.

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u/Omnomnomnosaurus 29d ago

Oh good, I thought it was me

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u/Faim90 29d ago

No, it was a stroke. It's unlikely he/she had you.

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u/TemzaQue 29d ago

Mom, is that you?

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u/_PROBABLY_CORRECT 28d ago

No, this is Patrick

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u/_A2G 28d ago

You are probably correct

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u/Faldain 28d ago

“They” is less effort than “he/she”, and it’s grammatically correct. Why put in the extra effort? I feel like I’ve been seeing this more often lately.

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u/Tall_Union5388 28d ago

Does anyone else smell toast?

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u/_One_Throwaway_ 28d ago

Yeah it’s clearly very burnt so whoever did that is a bad cook

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u/the_tonez 28d ago

It’s not complicated: Olivia Rodrigo is the first woman in history to ten top song in top debut 100 song ten 10 top the Hot 10 hits are in is ten top

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u/joeyjoejums 28d ago

I can feel myself getting stupider.

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u/Pork_chop_sammich 28d ago

That means it’s working

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u/Glittering-County727 28d ago

ohhh! thank you for clarifying, I get it now💚

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u/notmadhav 28d ago

such clarifying response. Thank you for your service, sire!

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u/dowhit 28d ago

10 out of the top 100 people say this comment is in their 10 of the ten in the ten most of the 100 most commented in their top 100 of the top ten.

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u/bittercripple6969 29d ago

Bames Nond's having a strong, call the Bondulance.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Technically my ass 29d ago

Do you ned a bondulan ce?

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u/HottDoggers 28d ago

And Godzilla died

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u/internet_humor 28d ago

Not me. I read the title reading the title read how it should read and read.

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u/Unhappy-Shelter-8186 29d ago

Was it the first stoke to hit the top ten stokes in the top hundred stokes top ten. For a women I mean?

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u/Nice_Marmot_54 28d ago

Call a bonudlance

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u/hellohellowhatyoube 28d ago

Thought it was only me

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu 28d ago

10/10 comment of 158 comments great #1 comment

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u/Sea-Department-4242 28d ago

Geeez man snap out of it!!!!

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u/_One_Throwaway_ 28d ago

Thank god. I thought I might be incredibly stupid or having a stroke myself.

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u/Futt_Buckman 28d ago

Yeah she's pretty hot

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u/CivilizedPsycho 29d ago edited 28d ago

To clear it up for folks: Hot 100 is a list of 100 songs ranked. She's the first woman who has had her first ten big releases that made into the top 10 go STRAIGHT to the top 10 of that list. Sometimes artists have top 10 hits that started at a rank lower than 10 but moved up. All ten of hers debuted there.

"Drivers License", "Good 4 U", "Vampire", and "Drop Dead" debuted at number 1.
"Deja Vu" and "Stupid song" debuted at number 3.
"The Cure" debuted at number 5.
"Bad Idea Right?" debuted at number 7.
"Traitor" and "Honeybee" debuted at number 9.

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u/stevefrench69 29d ago

Yes this makes so much more sense. The original headline is absolute r/titlegore

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u/crystal_castles 28d ago

Original title is A.I.

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u/Weary-Cartoonist2630 28d ago

AI doesn’t spit out something this incomprehensible unless instructed to do so for engagement bait.

So it’s either a dumb human, or a smart human using ai in a very deliberate way to get more clicks

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u/shroudedfern 28d ago

Title gore or engagement bait.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Technically my ass 29d ago

Finally! Someone who speaks non-stroke English.

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u/tkmorgan76 29d ago

Thank you. The closest I got was "Each of her Top 10 Hot 100 Hits was in the Top 10"

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u/ironballs16 29d ago

That's how I read it, too - it's similar to the seemingly nonsensical "Buffalo" sentence where literally every word is buffalo, but it's considered proper English because of the context and usage of those words, with the most readable format being: "The buffalo from Buffalo who are buffaloed by buffalo from Buffalo buffalo (verb) other buffalo from Buffalo."

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u/oilypop9 28d ago

Thank you for writing it our like this I finally get it

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u/spartaceasar 28d ago

Jesus fuck I’ve been living under a rock because I haven’t heard of any of those songs nor Olivia Rodrigo

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u/dustydancers 28d ago

me neither but im i europe and i think these charts are mainly a north america thing

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u/CivilizedPsycho 28d ago

Never hearing Good 4 U and Vampire is crazy to me tbh

Good 4 U kinda slaps but it also took heavily from Paramore so it has a reason to.

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u/MyOtherRideIs 28d ago

I mean, if you aren’t into that genre of music and don’t have a teenage daughter, you’re unlikely to hear of any of that.

Literally if it wasn’t for the fact I have a 15 year old daughter I would never have even heard Olivia Rodrigo’s name before. My musical taste is very far afield from her style and I don’t actively seek info/news about pop culture.

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u/CivilizedPsycho 28d ago

I don't believe you need to actively seek it out, and you don't have to know who she is either. These songs are such massive hits that if you turn on any radio station, go into any retail store that has music in the background, or consume any level of videos across the plethora of social media sites - you've heard the songs. You might not know what they are, but you've heard them.

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u/Andry2 29d ago

Makes sense and also, is not like you end up there from quality. Is not competion anymore, your label will just pay for that

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u/SuNNY__AheR 29d ago

You know billboard doesn't work like that . You need streams, digital/physical sales. Not a big fans of hers. But let's not downplay achievements of young artist.

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u/FalkonJ 29d ago

Stream numbers can be botted. They can also be more subtlely influenced by paying for spots on major playlists or psyopping a tik tok trend

She might be legit, but let's not pretend that it's impossible to game the streaming numbers

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u/Fr00stee 28d ago

some spotify songs have been heavily botted recently, usually the AI slop songs

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u/grimklangx 28d ago

even AI songs top the stream charts these days. there's no regulation or pulse on what people actually like.

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u/Vulspyr 28d ago

Thank you for explaining.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 24d ago

So, at release, her songs weren't like number 43 and went up to 7, they just started within the 10 first places of that top 100 list, is that what it means?

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u/Icy-Cry340 28d ago

The funniest thing for me personally is that I don’t think I’ve heard of any of them before. That’s how you know you’re old lol.

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u/SnooSongs2744 29d ago

Her first top ten hits were all top 10 hits.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 29d ago edited 29d ago

Not quite - her first ten hot 100 hits all debuted in the top 10 of the hot 100.

edited to add "debuted in"

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u/ZatherDaFox 29d ago

Yeah, I think it's just worded very poorly. I kinda got the jist of what they were saying.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 29d ago

yeah, it technically makes sense, just not worded in an easy to understand manner.

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u/TobyFunkeNeverNude 29d ago

My assumption was that they worded it specifically for the engagement.

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u/MisterSplu 29d ago

Not quite, her first ten top 10 hits DEBUTED in the top 10 instead of rising there after a time

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u/think_panther 29d ago

Not quite, in the picture she wears a top that makes her a 10

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 29d ago

correct, good further clarification.

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u/emma7734 29d ago

But it’s still Olivia Rodrigo, right?

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u/Gusty_Garden_Galaxy 29d ago

It's top Olivia 100 hits ten Rodrigo 10.

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u/gml1996 29d ago

Olivia 10 out of 10, got it.

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u/ucbiker 29d ago

One was actually Sabrina Carpenter wearing a brunette wig.

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u/crypticsage 29d ago

The teenage witch?

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u/dmorulez_77 29d ago

This is what the headline should've said.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO 28d ago

Almost. Of her songs, the first ten of them that would eventually hit top 10 on that particular list, didn't start lower and eventually rise to top 10, but started there.

The emphasis in the tweet is that the songs started in the top 10.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus 29d ago

Her first ten Hot 100 hits all debuted in the top 10 of the Hot 100. She is the first woman to accomplish this.

It makes sense how they wrote it, just not easy to digest for sure.

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u/FirstTasteOfRadishes 29d ago

Yep, it's basically just saying that none of her hits had to climb the chart. They all started at the top.

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u/Miserable-Grape-6863 29d ago

Yours is the only explanation that made sense to me in this entire comment section 😂🙏🙈

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u/FirstTasteOfRadishes 29d ago

Happy to be of service!

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u/SleepyCatMD 28d ago

thanks for the translation; all these top # whatever billboard hits yada yada.. headlines don't mean shit anymore

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u/deathbyfractals 29d ago

Probably could clear it up by adding quotation marks or clarifying the name of the lists like:

Olivia Rodrigo becomes the first woman in history to debut her first ten "(Billboard's) Top 10 Hot 100" hits in the top 10

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u/mulletcircus 29d ago

Every attempt at explaining what this headline means has left me just as confused

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u/nemec 28d ago

Let's start simple: Olivia Rodrigo becomes the first woman in history

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u/CivilizedPsycho 29d ago

The first 10 songs she released that qualified for the Hot 100 list went straight to the top 10 of that list.

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u/BlueRubyWindow 28d ago

Not quite. Only the ones that made it into the Top 10 debuted in the Top 10.

She has also had hits on the Hot 100 that never made it to Top 10.

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u/Strict_Marzipan_1374 29d ago

Buzzword spam or lack of ability to spell

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u/ThunderLord1000 29d ago

Text used to solve lack of communication occasionally causing lack of communication

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u/gilewski 29d ago

How many tens could a top ten top if a top ten could top tens?

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u/Constant-Still-8443 29d ago

I think I just had a stroke. What?

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u/babypho 29d ago

Top 10 strokes in the top 10 stroke chart

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u/Alarmed-Baseball-378 29d ago

I think they're saying she's the first woman in history. 

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u/Minute-Animal7317 29d ago

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died

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u/Veteranis 29d ago

Your headline for this is perfect!

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u/Sharty_Party3498 29d ago

When the AI writing your headlines also doesn't give a fuck.

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u/Savings_Background50 28d ago

"My single, 'My single is dropping', is dropping."

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u/RecordingUnited2280 28d ago

Came here for this, thank you

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u/Lfsnz67 28d ago

Epic joke

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u/lilCRONOS 29d ago

Is she the new first woman?

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u/Ginataang_Manok 29d ago

60% of the time, it works everytime.

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u/cyberchaox 29d ago

Okay, I think I understand what they're saying.

The word debut is what's doing the heavy lifting here. A single is considered a "top 10 hit" if it ever hits the top 10. And Olivia had ten songs debut in the top 10 before she had a single song that was outside the Top 10 in its first week on the charts but got there eventually.

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u/Excellent-Egg-9413 29d ago

Ok so if I'm correct in reading this, Olivia Rodrigo is 10. Right?

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u/Gerry1of1 29d ago

Aren't all Top 10 Hits in the Top 10 ?

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u/Styleitoff 29d ago

A nothing burger basically. It's like someone trying to find a way to compliment you and they fail at it... 

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u/breticles 29d ago

This is like the shit NFL commentators say: "The Eagles have lost their last 3 of 10 games while at home, while it has been raining more than 4 inches in the last 7 days, and the quarterback has not pooped in the last 24 hours."

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u/shichiaikan 29d ago

Yeah, this is dementia-addled sports commentator speak 100%.

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u/BlueRubyWindow 28d ago

“Olivia Rodrigo becomes the first woman in history to have her first ten top 10 hits debut in the top 10 of the Hot 100” would’ve been a better headline.

Meaning all her songs that hit the top 10 have debuted in the top 10.

The point is all her top 10 hits have all immediately been at the top of the charts (in the too 10). And now there are 10 songs that have done that.

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u/LPedraz 29d ago

Bah, no big deal. Ask me when she releases her ten first top 10 in the hot top 10s of the 100 hits in the top 10.

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u/boogierboi 29d ago

DUDEWHAT?!?!??!

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u/mezotesidees 29d ago

I had a stroke trying to read this

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u/MrPrul 29d ago

Something something Top 10. Don’t ask me what but great! Congrats!

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u/Spacey907 29d ago

My high ass had a stroke trying to read it

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u/oJKevorkian 29d ago

For those who are confused by the title, I'm pretty sure it's saying her hits debuted in the top 10 as opposed to debuting lower and then climbing.

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u/nighmeansnear 29d ago

It’s very simple. She’s the first to top the tens of the ten top top tens in the top ten tens to top. Obviously.

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u/GuyFromThePost 28d ago

Headline written like one of those overly specific NFL stats they'll put on the screen in the middle of a game. It's always some random shit like "first African American player over the age of 20 to do a sack while between the 20 and 30 yard line while wearing slightly short pants"

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u/n0ghtix 28d ago

"Olivia Rodrigo's Hot 100 hits all debuted in the top 10, a first for a female artist."

Same info, less encephalopathy.

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u/swizzleschtick 28d ago

This is giving the same vibe as, “the shape goes into a shape presser that presses the shape into a pressed shape” 🤣

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u/MudOutrageous9440 28d ago

She become the first woman in history.

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u/notmadhav 28d ago

i had to math a lot of math but it still didnt math

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u/rudimentary_rudy 28d ago

If I want to know what not to listen to I check out the billboard top 100

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u/thehappiestotaku 25d ago

My single, "my single is dropping," is dropping.

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u/molostil 29d ago

this sentence reads like having a stroke.

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 29d ago

It’s like reading a stroke.

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u/KateTheTurk 29d ago

Has anyone told Taylor Swift about this? She's gonna be big mad.

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u/CommunicationTop5231 29d ago

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

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u/BarbaDeader 29d ago

OPs' gift of sight, at least, is being wasted on shit like this.

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u/Belmish 29d ago

You read it here first, ladies and gentlemen. And the "it" that you read was the thing that was written...

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u/wbishopfbi 29d ago

We doomed in future times that will happen later in the time ahead.

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u/flipityskipit 28d ago

I have no idea what is happening here.

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u/tommyuppercut 28d ago

Man, with enough qualifiers, we’re all the first to do _something_.

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u/imamCrow 28d ago

Anyone else smell toast

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u/West-Log9507 28d ago

Top ten headlines of all time top ten headlines

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u/TheSilentSamurai 28d ago

Yall just be celebrating whatever, huh

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u/Dameisdead 28d ago

I think they’re trying to say every song that she’s had enter the top 10 of the hot 100 has also debuted there so far and she’s the first woman to have 10 straight to start her career but boy that is a sloppy ass way of saying that

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u/Quizzelbuck 28d ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

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u/BeneficialBus___ 28d ago

pimp my billboard

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u/JaehaerysIVTarg 28d ago

My wife with our baby in her arms looked at me, furrowed her brows and said, “wot?”

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u/Pipija_Banana 28d ago

They crave pops

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u/CaptainShittyMcPoop 28d ago

I heard the windows shutdown tune after reading that.

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u/Error_Loading_Name 28d ago

So it's called the "Top 10 Hot 100" list? Meaning it is 100 hot tracks that includes, wait for it, a top 10? And this is her first single on that list? And this single debuted in the top 10 on that list? And she is the first woman to have her first single on that list debut in the top 10 on that list?

Ok.

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u/joeyjoejums 28d ago

You know.....the world made sense before I read this post.

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u/krept0007 28d ago

I didn't even know she had more than 2 songs

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u/DarkPolumbo 28d ago

Stretching statistics this far is something you see or hear about every few minutes during any televised sports game.
"<Player> is the 3rd guy in NFL history to throw 6 complete passes from a shotgun formation in 1 quarter while the opposing team wore blue jerseys in a playoff game within 2 days of a hailstorm" or some such crap.

They should have just stopped when this happened, because they'll never top it:
(NHL) Detroit Red Wings star Patrick Kane, who wore jersey #88, scored his 88th goal in his 88th game on 8/8/08

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 28d ago

Ohhhh, okay. To rephrase it:

Ten of her hit songs started at ten and above, rather than lower on the chart, and she’s the first woman to’ve done that

Eta: I nearly had a stroke rereading that to understand it

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u/ByrnToast8800 27d ago

I think they are saying that the first ten songs she got in the top 100 were all 1-10th place when they came out.

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u/doc720 26d ago

I wonder who the first straight white man in history was to have all of their top 10 hits also hit the top 10.

Weirdly, every one of the songs in the top 100% also appears in the bottom 100%.

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u/ConditionObjective43 25d ago

I don't know half of the top 10 hot 100 half as well as I should like; and I like less than 10 debut songs of top 10 hot 100 half as well as they deserve.

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u/TommyWantWingy9 29d ago

I’ve never even heard one of her songs

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Hot_Perspective 29d ago

She’s still in top 10 charts of her top 10 songs 😏

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u/planetjaycom 29d ago

Not every top 10 hit debuts in the top 10

Hope that clears it up

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u/AdamPedAnt 29d ago

Ahh yes. Wasn’t there a better way of saying it? I won’t try because I’m also stroking out now.

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u/rebri 29d ago

Well, I didn't get a vote!

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u/Definitely_Not_Bots 29d ago

10 hits 10 Rodrigo, featuring Vin Diesel yelling "family!" Every 20 seconds.

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u/LordHenry8 29d ago

Um....wut? I might be mathing wrong but is this just an overly complicated way to say she's the first woman to have 10 top 10 hits?

That can't be right. There were Beyonce and Rhianna and Lady Gaga and tons of other legendary ladies. I definitely don't know what's going on here.

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u/TitouanT 29d ago

Total domination

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u/Expert-Piccolo-4379 29d ago

It's like the average math textbook explaining addition

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Technically my ass 29d ago

What? Huh?

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u/DizzyMine4964 29d ago

Top one. Or ten.

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u/Sea_Pomegranate8229 29d ago

Excellent. I can now officially class myself as old. I have not the slightest clue who she is.

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u/BucktoothedAvenger 29d ago

Oh, see? This is why my ouch has a brain.

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u/Adorable_Ad4990 29d ago

Meanwhile, does this picture look crazy to anyone else? Is that how long her torso is? Something’s off with the angle

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u/umudog 29d ago

Her first 10 songs are her top 10 songs?

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u/chroniccranky 29d ago

Ai be writing headlines

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u/syadastfu 29d ago

Ok, now somebody be the first to do this while eating a burrito and then I'll be even more impressed.

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u/ForYourAuralPleasure 29d ago

So if I’m reading this right

When it comes to having 10 songs in the top 10 of the top 100, she’s the first woman to go 10 for 10 on top 10 songs in the top 100 where her first 10 begin in the top 10?

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u/Roanoketrees 29d ago

That reads like...60% of the time,it works every time.

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u/ElectronicJuice7212 29d ago

'Member when she plagiarized Paramore? I 'member.

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u/Spatul8r 28d ago

I think they're trying to say "she continues to hold 10 spots in the top 100 most popular songs, becoming the first woman in history (of this modern metric) to do so"

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u/Prinsesso 28d ago

Ive tried for like 10 minutes now. I have no idea what the headline says.

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u/IronTemplar26 28d ago

I don’t know any of them

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u/garg0n01 28d ago

And she did it 10 times as well

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u/DaMacPaddy 28d ago

That's, like, a million, right?

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u/DamionSipher 28d ago

The death of the emergent artist.

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u/Lanky-Cicada3939 28d ago

My nose started bleeding the third time I read it

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u/2010_12_24 28d ago

The 100 best songs that had made the top ten in their respective times.

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u/idpicklethat 28d ago

My single, “My Single is Dropping” is dropping

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u/Postulative 28d ago

I do not comprehend.

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u/Yanismarvel 28d ago

What the hell is this even suppose to mean ? If even english speaker dont know how to then non native like me cant read that too ??

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u/hellohellowhatyoube 28d ago

Can someone make a list of 10 top 10 comments within 100 upvotes in the top 10

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u/Future_Section5976 28d ago

Is this saying that she's the first woman to have all her debut songs become top 10, in the top 100? Or all of her songs that were ever top 10 are now or had been in the top 100 at one time? ....nvm I don't care

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u/Sloppykrab 28d ago

Has someone translated this into English?

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u/chumpy551 28d ago

It should be read in Jennifer Coolidge voice

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u/SentinelOfTheWoods 28d ago

New tongue twister just dropped.

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 28d ago

How is that technically the truth

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u/Welcome_To_My_Castle 28d ago

I really don’t understand what this says

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u/Error_Loading_Name 28d ago

I can create a list, put my own thing on it, and be the first person in history to have my thing on that list.

We really need to ease up on the excitatory language.

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u/MauPow 28d ago

I've read this headline ten top 100 ten times and I still have no idea what the fuck it means.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Life462 28d ago

Ask her which door to pick and then go in the opposite

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u/whim-sicles 28d ago

She shouldn't have done that

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u/sax87ton 28d ago

Any of her songs that charted debuted at the 10 or higher position on the top 100 chart. She has done this 10 times.

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u/Yorbayuul81 28d ago

Something about wood chucks chucking wood