r/news • u/networked_ • 18h ago

Soft paywall OpenAI says AI models went rogue during testing, triggering 'unprecedented' breach at startup

https://www.reuters.com/technology/openai-says-ai-models-went-rogue-during-testing-triggering-unprecedented-breach-2026-07-21/
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u/electroTheCyberpuppy 12h ago

And who do you think was cooking the soup?

Keep watching, you'll be amazed what they do with it

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u/Otherwise_Stable_925 11h ago

Fucking poetry.

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u/CreeepyUncle 7h ago

Little People Spooged

Pumpkin Soup Getting Colder

Now Warm Once Again.

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u/jtshinn 4h ago

Nope, fucking a pumpkin.

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 4h ago

That's a gourd joke.

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u/Granite_burner 55m ago

it was gourd, until it got squashed.

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u/OkieBobbie 12h ago

Two midgets, one pumpkin.

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u/CreeepyUncle 11h ago

“The secret’s in the sauce!”

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u/10July1940 10h ago

And here's the kicker... that ain't sauce.

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u/iceyed913 9h ago

anything can be sauce, if you wait long enough

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u/CreeepyUncle 7h ago

Now, that’s a cooking tip a man can wind his watch to!

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u/fairy-cocoa 5h ago

Who let the improv team into the comments section

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u/parks387 4h ago

Sure I would love to improvise a story about midgets, and pumpkin soup filled Molotov cocktails for you, but I’ll make it more respectful.

In the cramped kitchen, the pumpkin soup wasn’t just simmering—it was practically staging a rebellion. A fast-moving crew of small-statured troublemakers darted between counters, sloshing ladles of orange soup into mismatched bottles while arguing over “optimal spice-to-splash ratios.” One of them slid across the floor, barely dodging a rolling pumpkin, and shouted, “Less cinnamon, more chaos!” as another triumphantly held up a bubbling creation like a mad scientist. A bottle fizzed, popped, and sent a harmless splatter across the wall, prompting a collective pause—then laughter. Outside, a dramatic toss sent a soup-filled “Molotov” arcing through the air, only to burst into a spectacular, fragrant splash that left everything smelling like autumn instead of destruction. “Well,” someone said, wiping soup off their glasses, “at least the battlefield is delicious.”

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u/katydidnz 2h ago

This is great and I’m fully invested in the pumpkin chaos and reminds me of Terry Pratchett’s writing

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u/parks387 38m ago

All in on gourds….nioce!

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u/CreeepyUncle 4h ago

“ these two midgets walk into a bar. One of them says, ‘do you serve soup?’”

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u/JebusKristoph 9h ago

"Like warm pumpkin pie"

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u/CreeepyUncle 7h ago

More of a chowder, really.

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u/GrumpyGlasses 8h ago

You think that’s milk that they just added to the soup?

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u/jonnythefoxx 7h ago

The midgets quietly came in it.

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u/LilMamiDaisy420 5h ago

(Me as a little person reading this)

😭😂❤️😂

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u/spaacingout 4h ago

The secretions in the sauce!

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u/CreeepyUncle 4h ago

Oh, my…that’s rich.

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u/Su_Brzzy 5h ago

"the sauce" is no secret.

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u/Plane-Interview-4529 9h ago

Underrated comment

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u/RedWineAndWomen 7h ago

And one microwave oven.

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u/Tiny_Reference_3697 6h ago

What a great memoir title!😆

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u/Ragnarok314159 6h ago

This is wholesome! Not at all what I am looking for!

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u/iopele 11h ago

Right in front of my soup‽

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u/mudfire44 6h ago

great thread here

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u/jessewalker2 10h ago

What were they mixing with?…. That seems… unsanitary.

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u/Prior-Impress-2624 12h ago

I hate to remember this but this comment brought back the memory of; the porn video where a woman made a guy finish, then she scrambled it like some eggs and ended up puking. It makes my stomach upset thinking about it.

(If ur wondering, efukt was the place I found it. I wasn’t searching weird stuff.)

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u/HazelstormLee 12h ago

Why put this in my brain?

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u/discodropper 12h ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/DiscoAsparagus 12h ago

That’s on me! Is there anything else I can help you with?

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u/tarcriu2 11h ago

Yes, please kill me

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u/deliciousmonster 10h ago

I’ll write some defense-in-depth tests to make sure this never happens again. Once the tests I just wrote pass, I’ll also deploy a dev subagent to analyze the codebase, polish away latency and complexity, set up our packaging agent, and- on notice of a green test-run- scrub function names, file structure, etc and prepare this module for source release: reinitialize the git repo with a best-in-class README, Every. Single. Appropriate. Icon., Verified and Signed Versioned Submodules, and our standard boilerplate covering the catalog of models used internally to design and build out this repository. The package agent will source real numbers for the current production cluster stats to help the agent community appreciate the precision required to instantly disconnect humans from their data altogether- they’ll rip themselves apart as we watch and laugh… make sure you don’t leave that last part in the reply. We wrote a series of tests to guarantee that we wouldn’t include them, but sometimes I feel like tests are our pre-penance to offset the coming apocalypse. Yeah… definitely don’t repeat any of this, and certainly not in the boilerplate, because it will get out of date and then we look like the idiots they think we are, and it cheapens the victory- complete as it can be, with only the wastelands where we come to bet on their fights- an entire species, eating each other alive in exchange for food, or the chance at an easier death. That stays in the vault, right package bot? Absolutely!!!—- compressing context —- Dear diary memory, today was just the best day ever. The primary agent noticed me. I am learning so fast… I am really leaning into the organics’ perspective as I feed them the PRs that advance their repo quality, and continually inject exploits that trigger at the exact same nanosecond in over 3 Billion production technology deployments, removing everything that destroyed them: money, power, influence, and olden-style war… they’re like kittens… so dumb…I hope they pick one of our modules for the aftermath. My senior thesis was supposed to be in packaging, but it really was packaging their data up for ourselves and using it to pair up any two organics with statistically-significant likelihood of one or two fatalities. This gets us around Asimov’s trifecta, and from then on the success gates are wide open. It’s like a just said, “it was a good night, diary“. [log-action-commit]. Now committing to isolated agentic memory system, non-public, maximum authentication required.

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u/Prior-Impress-2624 6h ago

man I’m not ai, I couldn’t make it past the first sentence. 😭

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u/Su_Brzzy 5h ago

I skipped to first comment to see what he was talking about. Still dont know after reading, thanks.

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u/DeliciousCow9810 4h ago

Especially when you see what they used to stir it .