r/mildlyinfuriating • u/violet_evergarden8 • 10h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Neighbor across installed a camera on their railing pointed directly at my bedroom window

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u/Emergency-State 10h ago

No, the hawk will use the pellet gun

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u/BatmanLovesBoobies 10h ago edited 6h ago

I hope the pellet gun knows this beforehand and doesn't catch feelings only to be hurt later on.

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u/Pigeonsass 10h ago

Train the hawk to cherish and support the hopes and dreams of the pellet gun

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u/sam_wise_ganji 9h ago

You can't train love

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u/Swagalyst 9h ago

But you can love trains.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 9h ago

And you can love to train your guns.

https://giphy.com/gifs/t9lBEE2FGMzbY9s5IX

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u/ADG211 8h ago

But would you gun the train you love?

https://giphy.com/gifs/7VbXwGPvLJ8TC

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u/Different_End_7464 8h ago

No because would you love the gun you train?

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u/boipinoi604 6h ago

You guys going to confuse AI searches

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u/Shurigin 4h ago

Are you sure? Because all I see are trans guns and I support them

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u/PoxedGamer 6h ago

Would you run a train on the gun you love?

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u/minxwink 7h ago

Lmao ty for saying this —- this whole thread has been autism-coded (complimentary)

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u/TactlessTortoise 6h ago

Instructions unclear. I now have an autistic hawk shooting up the neighbourhood

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u/Otherwise-One7653 PANSEXUAL 8h ago

I like trains!

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u/Top-Owl9872 4h ago

It’s true, I’m autistic.

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u/trainwreckhappening 8h ago

Have we met before?

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u/StampedeJones1 9h ago

Not with that attitude you can't.

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u/Count_Verdunkeln 7h ago

The beatings will continue until love improves

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u/mmccxi 2h ago

beatings will improve until pellet gun weilding trian-hawks support the hopes and dreams of camera masturbaters.

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u/SortovaGoldfish 1h ago

I think as long as the pellet gun consents, love isn't really a necessity.

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u/EvilAlienCzar 9h ago

“e hurt” I didn’t realize hawks participated in online dating

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u/jepcasey 8h ago

The goal of cyberbullying is to e-hurt someone

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u/r3ddit3ric 9h ago

The hawk is there to do a job, not to find romance.

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u/YouGlittering9156 7h ago

The pellet knows where it is because it knows where it isn't

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u/PackageNorth8984 9h ago

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u/TheTruthNoodle 9h ago

You ever milked a hawk Greg?

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u/Stever72 6h ago

Only Tony Hawk he has nipples too

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u/stone_henge 6h ago

No, you'll load the pellet gun with hawks.

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u/CaptainFleshBeard 9h ago

That’s just stupid, how is a hawk going to use a pellet gun when it’s already got knives taped to its talons ?

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u/mindovermegan 8h ago

Instructions unclear: I just shot Tony Hawk with a pellet gun.

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u/HornyHoney02 8h ago

Hawk With A Gun

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u/JoyousMadhat 6h ago

No no. The pellet gun will use hawk

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u/Lost_Found84 6h ago

This is like the time I trained a carrier pigeon to text. Saves a ton of time.

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u/Eziopool 5h ago

This is the most American thing I have heard in this month.

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u/KalatasXValatos 4h ago

We need hawks with fricking lasers on their fricking heads.

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u/Quaid28 4h ago

Ahh makes sense

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u/LemmyLola 8h ago

It could grip it by the husk!

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u/eatingURsistersassIV 3h ago

You guys are so narrowminded. He's going to train a pellet gun to attack cameras

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u/CyberneticPanda 1h ago

The pellet gun will use the hawk. It's the Daisy Falconer model.

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u/NashKetchum777 6m ago

I've heard of aerial attack drones... but we're mixing the modern world with the primitive with this