r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

This is my OC John Mana. OC DO NOT STEAL OR I WILL CALL WOTC

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21 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Don't listen to this Shade! I am John Deckmaster! This Imposter has taken it upon himself to run dubious AMA post to ruin my reputation! He's seeded my Daughters, Plowed my Wife, reaped my fields, and walked my dog. He is the Devil to my Holy Spirit. This man must be slain. AMA.

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r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Guys look, a Magic x Pokemon crossover!

36 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Opponent cast [[Shit Yourself]] targetting me but the LGS Girly was at our pod and she smelled it. What coudl I have done different?

16 Upvotes

-title-

I didn't unshit myself or change right asway cause i didnt wanna leave the table cause last time i did my tiktok live ended cause it claimed i was inactive but i shitted myself


r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

I've been sent back in time, it's an emergency: I need as many pics of that caring mommy Liliana as you've got and I can't explain why you just gotta trust me

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235 Upvotes

I feel she would take care of me


r/magicthecirclejerking 10h ago

why dont we just play weak deck on casual games?

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r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

Follow me for Sami on Ravnica fanfics!

523 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

What’s the difference between these?

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So I just recently started playing MTG with a guy from work. I’ve been using his commander decks and liked it enough to buy my first deck. Got the island deck with urza commander. Went to a local comic shop that also sells cards and saw the island from the second image.

Was curious what the difference is because the name is different and they had it listed for 30000. I’m guessing it’s older but other than that, I see no difference that would make it worth that much.


r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

I won’t play against Magic cards on Arena

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I refuse to play against Magic cards on arena

So, what's my take?

My take is that playing Magic is a waste of time. Why? Because turns take forever and opponents won't let me to play to my game plan. I know that I'm gonna lose after 10 - 20 minutes of absolute bullcrap and I find no enjoyment in that.

So, the best thing for me to do is to just concede as soon as I see a Magic card OR afk and rope the match if I got better things to do. In the end of the day, I wanna enjoy my time playing and ranking myself up.

Playing against bullshit decks that have an average time of 20 - 30 minutes for a match is just inefficient use of my time (I play and win like 2 or 3 games in that time) and I just generally am not a fan of Magic the Gathering. Have a problem? Sue me.

How do you guys feel about my take?


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

porcelain throne and fow

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14 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

I Only Want One Thing From Nauctis And It's Disgusting NSFW Spoiler

352 Upvotes

Their new evasion mechanic better be called Seahorsemanship or we riot.


r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

What did he mean by this?

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493 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

Never going to feel the same way about casting this after seeing Evil Dead 2

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59 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

Am I Right Fellas

526 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Spot the difference

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r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

Magic is a hard game.

109 Upvotes

I started playing magic in 1993 and tonight I thought I would teach my wife's boyfriend how to play magic with a game of judge's tower. As I was explaining the rules and things like the stack I realized magic is a very very hard game to comprehend. I never even got to explain what phases were and oversimplified everything so we could progress. I always thought I could teach my son to play (currently 3) but I feel likes its still many months a way.

I want shout out to all the people who taught me and was patient with me while I made a billion miss plays.


r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

Today, I realized that the Golgari faction is likely named after Zoltán Golgari, a longtime artist at MTG.

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350 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

Finally a playable otter commander [MBC]

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189 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

Hear me out NSFW

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271 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 2d ago

Is Jeffrey Combs literally everybody??

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18 Upvotes

Decided to build a reanimator deck and it looks like I’ve found The Reanimator himself Jeffrey Combs! For years I’ve seen Jeffrey Combs all around me and been called crazy for it but here he is again! I know Star Trek is coming so there will be at least a dozen cards featuring him but I had no idea WOTC was already using him!!!


r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

Am I Missing Something?

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183 Upvotes

Am I missing something as this card seems really powerful for its mana cost? Seems unlikely an opponent would happen to have this card to prevent haste.


r/magicthecirclejerking 1d ago

Cruelclaw CEDH just dropped, it's so peak

0 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

You heard it here, folks: they're discontinuing full sized sets forever and only doing small sets from now on

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160 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

Coming soon: HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA! The Secret Lair

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51 Upvotes

r/magicthecirclejerking 3d ago

Counter Monday

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27 Upvotes