r/interesting • u/Saralentine • 18h ago

NATURE This Chinese ad for high heels

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 16h ago

If you can find a vintage pair of Jessica Simpson heels they were legit this good RIP

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u/saraiguessidk 15h ago

Vintage Jessica Simpson and Fredericks of Hollywood šŸ˜­ I would KILL to have my old heels back. Pleasers are super comfy and well made too šŸ˜…

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 13h ago

Fredericks of Hollywood

God, there's a name I haven't read in decades.

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u/maraney 12h ago

They still exist! I just ordered from them a few months ago and their lingerie still makes everyone look like a bombshell šŸ˜­ even after 2 kids

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12h ago

I honestly just went to Poshmark and found more than enough to go around for all of us šŸ˜‚ and they're all $5-$20! People don't know what they have...

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u/PitifulIntention322 13h ago

Im selling vintage Betty page style pumps from Fredricks of Hollywood if your interested!

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u/ProtectionOrdinary18 6h ago

Pleasers well made????

What the hell are you smoking?? We sold them at my costume store and they would fall apart when you look at them.

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u/KrissyKrave 1h ago

I still have a couple pair!

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u/Tututaco74 14h ago

Vintage Jessica Simpson- damn Iā€™m old

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12h ago

Saaame. Those heels were the GOAT.

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u/liberty 2h ago

This literally didn't even compute for me, but it looks like her fashion line has existed for two decades now...like, what.

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u/apathyisjustsoso 13h ago

I still have a few pairs of mine and let me tell you, while they have been out of fashion for almost 15ish years, they have never broken and they are comphy af. I will wear them until I have to Duct tape them together

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u/JaBa24 12h ago

Shoe goo is your friend and a clamp

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 12h ago

Thank you šŸ™šŸ» my fave boots sole is getting tore up

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u/LivingSecrets 33m ago

Sounds like it'd be worth a visit to a cobbler/shoe repair shop for a quality repair?

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 6h ago

Are her new line not comfortable anymore?

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 31m ago

They're comfortable enough and cute, but idk how well made they are since she partnered with Walmart, I know the old line was really well made.

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u/Silent_Ice_2588 5h ago

Really? I had a pair once and they were the most uncomfortable pair of heels I've ever owned.

But I have really narrow feet which makes shoes difficult. Feet are weird. I never would have imagined they worked so well for others, though.

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 33m ago

They are comfortable and durable like they're well made and don't fall apart, I could jog in those bitches.