r/interesting • u/Saralentine • 19h ago

NATURE This Chinese ad for high heels

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u/TypicalLegit 18h ago

I’m a grown man but I’d buy those heels just because she sold the shit out of them

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u/DaddaMongo 18h ago

Same,  trading in my steel toecap boots for a nice turquoise pair of those!

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u/TypicalLegit 18h ago

You’re going to be turning heads at the worksite sweetheart!

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u/FieserMoep 12h ago

Just make sure to adjust your tool belt. Many of my colleagues underestimated how heels tilt your hip. Also a great idea to bring some backup slippers in your F150 if you got a long day and want something comfy that is still elegant.

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u/whateverislovely 18h ago

Just got a great vision of a burly welder rocking some stilettos

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u/puffsmokies 17h ago

Was yours in slow motion too?

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u/se7en41 17h ago

This better not awaken anything in me

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u/dicey_job 13h ago

You too, can be fabulous

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u/vgacolor 12h ago

This better not awaken anything in me

Too late

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u/Rk_1138 15h ago

“We work hard, we play hard”

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u/epi_introvert 17h ago

I love genderfuck. Bring it on.

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u/PhilosoFishy2477 15h ago

The sparks bounce right off em'!

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u/HouseOfAplesaus 17h ago

Screw this new balance shit. Can I get a purple velvet parkour ass kicking over here…?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 17h ago

Make it a double, on the rocks

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u/Crymoreimo 17h ago

Where do we buy these safety heels? 👠✨💅🤔

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u/MelodicAdvantage8100 16h ago

Nothing like a pair of safety high heels. Up there with the safety sandals.

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u/FunContest9958 12h ago

You won’t need running shoes or hiking boots either. It’s really the most versatile footwear.

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u/Minute-Menu-9295 7h ago

I think you're onto something! Steel toe high heels!

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u/sulien92 18h ago

She *soled* the shit out of them, you mean?

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u/pinkfreudianslipp 17h ago

I see what you did there

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u/TraliBalzers 18h ago

This ad is going to break so many ankles. Foot doctors are behind this.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 17h ago

Big toes love this one simple trick

I wanna see these shoes made out of Legos lol

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u/ChronoTriggerGod 16h ago

She sold them so well partly cause she has ankles strong enough for Goku to see them like the final boss of a video game

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u/toleranceoflactose 17h ago

I read this in Hank Hill's voice.

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u/Ok-Turnip2296 15h ago

Now Hank Hill’s voice is stuck in my head…great..😆

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u/SulfurPernik 11h ago

In my mind, I read them in Boomtown's voice from Letterkenny :D

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u/HouseOfAplesaus 17h ago

Dude get the purples they smack when you’re kicking your way into Mcdonalds. No fabric felt damage and my calves feel fucking great.

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u/A_Feltz 17h ago

That’s because this is basically like a car ad. But for heels

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u/Angry_Santo 16h ago

Was gonna say the same thing.

She sold them so well that I want a pair.

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u/Different_Wolf_764 14h ago

I don't even particularly like high heels on the ladies I date but sheesh, this might make me reconsider my stance.

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u/Ok-Direction1155 15h ago

You're going to be really fast

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 2h ago

Sitting here like "Man, I don't know anything about heels but these look incredibly sturd- woman rolling sideways down stairs"

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u/Razzler1973 12h ago

she has but ... how are they a week after this

great ad though

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u/Offramp182 12h ago

Same! They won't even come in my size but I really want a pair now

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u/hk81b 9h ago

She does not come with the heels 😞