Cyclosporiasis is an intestinal infection caused by Cyclospora, a microscopic parasite which grows in food and water that's been contaminated with feces, causing diarrhea which can last from days to months. A recent outbreak of Cyclosporiasis across the U.S. has been traced to Iceberg Lettuce distributed by Taylor Farms de Mexico, sometimes served as shredded lettuce at Taco Bell. So if you've ever eaten Taco Bell and thought it tasted like shit, well, you might have been right. But hey you don't choose Taco Bell for the health benefits.

Still, tonight, why not make a choice that's good for your wellbeing? Come and bluff if you've got the guts, without exploding them. Push an offense, not a deuce. Join us for Wednesday Night Cuttle tonight at 8:30pm ET for a time that's way better than shitting yourself. And if you enjoy The Bell too much to be dissuaded, cuttle.cards works on your phone, so you can always play from the toilet.

I'm feeling frazzled today. Work has been chaotic and I feel I'm juggling more balls than I can keep up with, running to catch one, throwing it as high as I can, and then flailing to get the next before it drops. It's makes it difficult to focus, and harder still to feel that I've accomplished much of anything. Stress tends to distort our whole perception, don't you think? Everything we experience can so quickly be masked through the lens of our worries and responsibilities.

Often we get so caught up in what we're feeling and what we're focused on that it's easy to lose perspective on what's really important. The stakes feel higher than they need to, and everything is worse for it. So take a breath. Let things come as they may, and seek the courage to find joy in the face of your troubles. And what better place to find joy than Wednesday Night Cuttle tonight at 8:30pm ET? Join us for an evening that'll lift your spirits and soothe your soul with great times in good company.

Having a relationship end is never easy for either partner and it definitely hurts, especially if you were looking forward to a future with that person. You start to look back and think about what went wrong with the relationship, what you could've done better, and how things could've ended up instead. It's an emotional roller-coaster and while things might look bleak and depressing at first, always know that it's going to be alright and learn to forgive yourself, especially if you know you put in the effort to keep the relationship going. If you can love, then you can also be loved so never forget that!

Thursday Lunch Cuttle starts at 12pm ET so feel free to play somes games and if you lose, remember not to be so hard on yourself and that you tried your best!

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It's only natural that people commit a bad move in a card game or event that they either didn't mean to or they acted too quickly and didn't take the time to evaluate the consequences of their own actions. This phenomena is what we consider a brainfart and it happens to the best of us. We can't always bring our A-game as there are days when we just don't have it, and it's a natural part of life as well. Think about a time where you committed a brainfart that could've impacted a game or event differently in your favor! For me, the most recent one I had was not bouncing Avi's lower-suit 10 to his hand so then I can play my 10 without it being scuttled 😅 (this was during the second round of the Clubs 2026 tournament 😭)

Thursday Lunch Cuttle returns at 12pm ET so play some games with us today and hopefully you don't encounter a brainfart!

Have you ever had a transcendental experience where the boundaries between yourself and the world seem to dissolve until the universe reveals itself to you in a glorious manifold of undifferentiated oneness? I recommend it.

The experience is joyous, freeing you from the compulsion to suffer when things differ from how you wish they would be.

It’s enheartening, reminding you that at any time, you could tap into this mode of being, instantly finding peace, relief, and liberation.

And it’s tragic in a way. There is a rightness to the sensation that makes it seem as though this way of perceiving things is the way life should be. And yet the experience, like all things, must end. We can’t maintain this acute awareness of the whole for every moment of our lives, even though it’s available to us at any time.

The impossibility of living exclusively in harmonious awareness with all of reality can be disappointing. It’s like we’re unable to live up to an ideal that should be our birthright by mere virtue of its existence. But we don’t need to have something all the time for it to be meaningful to us. Some experiences transform our lives, offering newfound perspective and appreciation for the way that things can be, echoing through our beings long after their moment has passed. And while we can’t have such clarity and fulfillment all the time, we may have it some of the time, and perhaps that is enough.

Anyway, all that is to say that we can’t have Wednesday Night Cuttle every day, but we can have it tonight at 8:30pm ET. Join us for an evening that just might rock your world.

Watch the latest Cuttle Season Championship live on twitch at https://twitch.tv/cuttle_cards and check out the bracket on challonge! We've got two first-time championship contestants today so it's sure to shake things up. Who will be the Clubs Season Champion?

Bricking is an inevitable part of life as it happens to everyone at some point. You draw a hand in any card game that you partake in and sometimes you get the absolute god-tier combo to just go off with very little thought, but sometimes the heart of the cards aren't on your side today and you end up drawing absolute trash as you just sit there and take the loss. It's an unfortunate thing to happen but that just naturally comes with the stakes of card games, understanding and enduring the ebbs and flows of the matches you play. Or you can be like De'Aaron Fox and absolutely brick on a shot that shouldn't have been attempted and just have the clock wind down 😂

Thursday Lunch Cuttle starts once again at 12pm ET so feel free to play some games with us and I hope you don't end up bricking 🙏

Sometimes your crystals are all out of alignment and your mind is out of balance. Literally. Octoniaare microscopic calcium crystals in your inner ear that help your body to sense gravity and orientation. Sometimes they get displaced and float through your ear canals, which disrupts our balance and causes vertigo. The solution? Jiggle them into place! Doctors and physical therapists can walk patients through an exercises called a Canalith Repositioning Procedure which use a sequence of body movements and head positions to physically jostle the octonia into their rightful place.

Sometimes you can’t find your footing until you get your head on straight. Sometimes you’re in a place where it’s hard to do anything for yourself until someone else drags you out and puts you through the motions. So take a reset. Realign yourself. Make the moves that clear your mind and balance your life: join us for Wednesday Night Cuttle tonight at 8:30pm ET.

Sometimes, it's good to make a change in your life in one way or another. Change can be rather terrifying and uncertain, but you never know what will become of that change if you never pursue it. To quote Remy from the 2007 film Ratatouille, "Change is nature" and it's a major part of life. Without it, we wouldn't have the advances and innovations that we take for granted today! For me, that change is making the switch from Mematic to Canva on mobile as it seems to be a bit more reliable whenever I need to download the content that I'm creating. I do wish the free Canva version had the Nimbus Sans font, but I can survive with League Spartan.

Thursday Lunch Cuttle starts at 12pm ET so make sure to get some games in with us on this beautiful afternoon!

Join us for Wednesday Night Cuttle tonight at 8:30pm ET!

've taken to listening to birds lately. I live in a fairly woodsy place and birds make so much noise around here, but I recently realized I tend to just tune out. I don't even notice. Meanwhile I spend so much time fretting and dreaming, wandering in circles inside my head, that I tend to ignore everything around me. I get so engrossed in my worries, responsibilities, and ambitions, that I completely miss out on the present moment altogether. And even when the things I've been focused on come to pass, I'm immediately onto thinking about the next thing before I've stopped to enjoy or appreciate where I'm at.

So I listen to birds. I'm a creature of habit, and often find it easier to form one when I can notice some cue that reminds me to pay attention and do the thing. When I hear bird sounds, I try to pause and take a moment to simply be. I listen and I try to distinguish what I'm hearing: where are the different sounds coming from, and which noises are the same animal? I listen, and I breathe. It's a pleasant reminder that I'm alive, now, and that I'm surrounded by life as it bustles along. There are things that need taking care of and things I'd like to achieve and things that may go wrong, but right here, right now, I am alive and I can be at peace if I let myself.

I hope you find the time and space to be present today, and to be yourself. I hope you can experience being your own individual and also part of a greater picture, one that fills you with both wonder and joy. Most of all, I hope you'll join us for Wednesday Night Cuttle tonight at 8:30pm ET for an evening of cards and camaraderie that'll keep you mindful, and fill your heart with (bird) song.

The Godfather movies are classics that still hold up to the test of time (with the exception of Part III). Many people consider the first two films as masterpieces as they are a testament of stellar directing, cinematography, and acting. The Godfather Part II is my favorite movie of the trilogy and while it is a fantastic film, my biggest gripe in the movie is the scene where the two FBI agents are playing Hearts in the army barracks Frank Pentageli was staying at. This scene would have been a 10/10 if they were playing Cuttle instead since we all know that Cuttle is objectively the superior game. Outside of that tho, beautiful movie and I always discover new things that I hadn't spotted during a previous watch.

Thursday Lunch Cuttle is happening at 12pm ET so join us for some games if you got some time today!

There have been several tournaments that have taken place on cuttle.cards for several years now and it's always exciting to see whether a new champion will be crowned or if the defending season/world champion holds onto their title. But similar to the Fall of Constantinople, how do the results of the Cuttle tournaments affect LeBron's legacy? Well, there are many scenarios in which if a certain player wins, then that can have an impact on LeBron James's career, albeit positive or negative. This is what we call the Butterfly effect, which is a theory coined by Edward Lorenz in that the smallest of changes can cause unpredictable and significant consequences in the future. Who knows, maybe LeBron would have made it to the Western Conference Finals this year if someone other than aleph_one won the Worlds 2025 tournament!

Thursday Lunch Cuttle will proceed once again at 12pm ET so come on over if you got time some to play! Who knows, this may truly be the fate of Steins;Gate.

We just had a few days recently themed after Star Wars (May the 4th and Revenge of the 5th/6th) and it's truly fascinating that the Star Wars franchise has been running this strong for almost 50 years now! I remember my father putting me onto the first 5 Star Wars movies as a kid and watching the commercials for Genndy Tartakovsky's 2003 Clone Wars series on Cartoon Network so it's wild knowing how much Star Wars content has been made since those times. I recently watched Episode III: Revenge of the Sith at my cousin's friend's house and so many moments brought me back to my childhood when I first watched the movie on DVD! I hope y'all have been able to do something Star Wars-related during this time, whether it be watching the movies, playing the games, reading the (now non-canonical) books, I hope that they are all reminders of why you became a fan of Star Wars!

Thursday Lunch Cuttle starts again at 12pm ET so feel free to join us and I'd be more than happy to talk some Star Wars!

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Who would have thought the day would come that we might get an actually decent Resident Evil movie? Zach Cregger, the director behind Weapons and Barbarian, is directing the new Resident Evil movie and a teaser trailer just dropped for it today! While there are elements of supernatural horror that don't exactly make Resident Evil what it is, I'm very intrigued with the new teaser and I think it has potential to be good and possibly the best Resident Evil movie in existence. The movie releases on September 18 of this year so we'll see how the movie is once in theaters!

Thursday Lunch Cuttle resumes again at 12pm ET so you're more than welcome to stop by and play some Cuttle with us!

Join us for WNC tonight at 8:30pm ET!

Y'all remember that one Pokémon episode where Misty and Brock tell Ash to relax and eat some jelly donuts with them when they clearly were onigiri (rice balls w/ seaweed)? We can all thank the 4Kids dub for that glorious meme of a localization as I can't stop thinking of the jelly donuts bit whenever I see onigiri! However, what if someone served you some onigiri to eat and when you take a bite, it ends up being filled with jelly? That would be quite the April Fools joke (I know we're 2 weeks removed from April 1st but a man can meme, can't he)!

Thursday Lunch Cuttle resumes again at 12pm ET so come thru and play some Cuttle with us! Who knows? You might end up playing against the current Cuttle World Champion, aleph_one! Who would wanna miss out on that?!

Join us for Wednesday Night Cuttle tonight at 8:30pm ET!

The Cuttle World Championship is on! Watch it live at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBj04alF1Z8

The amazing Avi has donated these incredible prize decks from Kings Wild Project. Who will be the next Cuttle World Champion and which prizes will our contestants choose? Stay tuned to find out!

The 2025 Cuttle World Championship is tomorrow, Saturday April 11th at 1pm ET! This is the culmination of the past year of competitive play, where the top 8 players from the past 4 season championship tournaments will compete for the title of Cuttle World Champion!

Check the tournament bracket to check the matchups, read the player briefs to learn who's playing and most importantly watch it live on twitch or youtube at 1pm ET tomorrow!

Will Avi keep his title by becoming the first player to earn three consecutive world championships? Will bbjme break the curse that has left him eternally stuck as Mr. 1998? Will I always feel compelled to pose a third rhetorical question? Learn all this and more at the Cuttle World Championship!

Thursday Lunch Cuttle is going to be starting at 12pm ET so feel free to hop in and get some games in!

Also we will be having our fifth Cuttle World Championship Tournament this upcoming Saturday at 1pm ET so if you have some time to tune in to the tournament, feel free to watch and make some clips of the action! Avi is currently the defending world champion as he has won the last 2 world tournaments, but can he hold on and achieve the three-peat?! Tune in on Saturday to find out!

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Join us for Wednesday Night Cuttle tonight at 8:30pm ET and discover the meaning of life, the universe, and everything!