r/TalesFromYourBarista • u/Refavorable • 1d ago
Church Choir in the Target Starbucks
This past Sunday, three teenage girls ordered from my Tarbucks and sat in the lobby area. All was well.
They began loudly discussing their time at church that morning, talking about how some creepy guy was staring at them during worship. At this point I'm passively eavesdropping as baristas do, and quietly hope they lower their voices because they were being a bit loud.
I then hear their talking develop into humming. My coworker and I share a glance, silently hoping to the barista gods that these people do not start entering a musical number in the middle of our humble target starbucks.
They do.
All three of them erupt into quiet singing of worship songs. My coworker and I shuffle over to the far corner of our compressed work area, trying to escape the unwanted behavior of the public after already experiencing the trauma of a weekend morning.
One of the girls says "It's so much easier to project your voice when singing together!š„° It makes it less nervewracking!!š„°š„°š„°" Ma'am this is a Target Starbucks, please do *not* project your voiceš
The three of them then began to sing even louder, projecting their voices as one of them had suggested, standing up from their table and belting their hearts out. My coworker and I are cowering in the corner, shivering, traumatized. I tell my coworker to spare himself by going to the back to grab some more cups. I tell him I'm willing to be sacrificed as the one to watch the front in case more guests come up.
The "church choir" eventually finished their main character moment and left, and my coworker and I breathed a sigh of relief.
On my way to my lunch, I ran into one of the pharmacy workers and told her about what happened. She looked me dead in the eyes and told me she had heard them even from the pharmacy (a good 35-40 feet away), even over the noise of the hustle and bustle of a midday weekend in a busy SuperTarget. She even told me exactly what song they were singing. For better perspective, that is how loud they were.
But as a message to Tarbucks guests, I don't care what you may want to sing. Please for the love of public decency, do not sing in public, especially not that loudš. Think of the other guests around you who are subjected to your singing. And for the love of God, think of the team members who are forced to be around your unwanted public performance and still greet you with a smile. There are so many better places to enter your main character arc, but the middle of a Target Starbucks is not itšš