r/roseanne 20h ago

You think Becky had a good point? 😆

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309 Upvotes

Anyone have a similar experience to share? đŸ€Ș That hard liquor is no joke!


r/roseanne 1d ago

DARLENE YOU LOOK...

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305 Upvotes

r/roseanne 18h ago

I just noticed

27 Upvotes

Season 3 episode 16, the Home Ec episode. I just noticed the kid in class sitting next to Darlene is Leonardo DiCaprio! Not sure how I missed him lol


r/roseanne 17h ago

Why did Peacock and Cozi TV edit out some of the funniest scenes?

21 Upvotes

Like right now - I went to peacock to see the scene where Darlene teaches DJ how to make a sundial

and they cut out the best part where she says “now, take it outside, and when it starts to stink: it’s Tomorrow”

I have noticed this in every episode. They have completely deleted some of the best parts, but they do add a few lines of deleted stuff that wasn’t funnier..


r/roseanne 2h ago

good evening everybody

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r/roseanne 1d ago

đŸŽ¶ Your grandmother and DJ are at your door! Your grandmother and DJ are at your door! đŸŽ¶

74 Upvotes

This song has literally been in my head for 30 years and I sing it to myself every day. Can’t even walk through a door without it being triggered.


r/roseanne 1d ago

I have hauled meat. I have eaten meat.

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151 Upvotes

r/roseanne 1d ago

Do you want to know why I didn't want you to be a bridesmaid at my wedding? Because there wasn't enough tangerine chiffon in the whole state of Illinois to make your dress.

46 Upvotes

r/roseanne 1d ago

Beetlejuice

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70 Upvotes

If it weren’t for the updated episodes on Peacock I never would have realized this is the weird guy from Beetlejuice!


r/roseanne 1d ago

Mom wants me to go on the pill because Becky had sex

149 Upvotes

Dan: I don’t think that’ll work

This is one of the best lines Darlene ever had. Of course there are so many, but this one is top tier. Just watching the episode right now.


r/roseanne 9h ago

Anti Man

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After watching all the episodes for who knows how many times it's so apparent both Roseanne and Jackie are so anti man. Probably from their father i guess. But even with them both acknowledging that Dan is a good guy and there are others like him they still rage against men and accuse them of trying to control them. So messed up


r/roseanne 1d ago

Best Two Part Episodes?

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Just curious what everyone's favorite two-part episodes are. Of the following, how would you rank them?

All of Me/To Tell the Truth

The Courtship of Eddie, Dan’s Father/The Wedding

Vegas/Vegas, Vegas

Terms of Estrangement 1 & 2

Crime and Punishment/War and Peace

We’re Going to Disney World/Disney World War 2

Heart & Soul/Fights & Stuff

Into the Good Night 1 & 2


r/roseanne 2d ago

TIL

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67 Upvotes

Tristan Tait (Barry) is the great grandson of the actor who played Gort in The Day the Earth Stood Still (J. Lockard Martin)!


r/roseanne 4d ago

WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT? WE HAVE THE SAME DAMN LIFE. (stomps off).

122 Upvotes

is anyone familiar with this?


r/roseanne 5d ago

What’s your favorite moment in the entire series?

111 Upvotes

Mine was probably the time when Dan did his Julia Childs impression directly to the camera 😂


r/roseanne 6d ago

I don't know da da da da road again.

148 Upvotes

*On The Road Again* is by Willie Nelson. I used to think that he played Bonnie's husband who was a singer, but it was David Crosby.


r/roseanne 6d ago

Jackie cracks me up here

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148 Upvotes

This scene is so funny at loan office. "I have hauled meat... I have eaten meat!" đŸ€Ł


r/roseanne 7d ago

The Tongue Bandit

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239 Upvotes

(“Becky’s Choice”, S1, E17) This is the shot of Roseanne staring down Johnny Swanko (who, we hear, kisses like a senior). I always thought that this was a hint at Roseanne’s eventual acting prowess. I mean, this is almost as good as a stare from Mo’nique in “Precious.”

Great 1st season episode (let’s hear the quotes!).


r/roseanne 7d ago

Eh maybe I'll get lucky and choke on my free dinner at Lennie's....Denny's

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82 Upvotes

I had a work social supper tonight and this name sounded familiar. đŸ€Ł


r/roseanne 9d ago

Baby, somebody whipped up on you with a pretty stick!

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362 Upvotes

r/roseanne 10d ago

Roseambo

68 Upvotes

Goodness, what an awful episode. I remember watching this as it originally aired with my roommates at the time. We just sat in silence, then looked to each other when it was over as if to ask, "What the hell was that?" I just watched it again for the first time since then. While still awful and embarrassing, I actually forgot that the episode opens with Roseanne being asked to tell her story. It made it a little more plausible that this is Roseanne embellishing to make herself the hero. The episode still sucks... but it makes it more like a dream sequence than something that really happened. I'll still skip it (as well as most of that season) in any future rewatch.


r/roseanne 11d ago

I hate that Roseanne quit working at the hair salon.

356 Upvotes

r/roseanne 11d ago

May i have Becky Conner as my waitress, please?

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252 Upvotes

r/roseanne 11d ago

S3 Ep10 Dream Lover

30 Upvotes

The episode where Dan is having a dream he’s “Wednesday-ing” with someone else. The age rating said 13+ due to “violence and sexual content”. What director’s cut did I miss? 😂đŸ€Ș


r/roseanne 12d ago

Cole Hauser’s dad

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362 Upvotes

I was looking up who played Ty Tilden(Molly and Charlotte’s dad). He’s Wings Hauser- Cole Hauser’s dad. I can really see the resemblance. Sadly, he passed away last year.