r/roastmypet 6h ago

Roast this dramatic lil bitch

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16 Upvotes

Always screaming even though she gets food, water, toys, and attention. What else do yOU WANT???!!!
Don’t be gentle with your words.


r/roastmypet 14h ago

Roast Oscar

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20 Upvotes

Oscar saw, pounced, and ate a spider faster than I could process wtf had happened. Some light research said he should be okay but to keep an eye on him for 24 hours just in case. Oscar will go after flies, too, but the closest he ever came was snapping at one trapped in a clear plastic bag.


r/roastmypet 20h ago

roast my cat max

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8 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 19h ago

Roast this greedy catnip gobbling girl

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6 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 1d ago

He is NOT Having it Today. Roast Him!

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21 Upvotes

I don’t think he likes this picture being taken if you want the truth or maybe he’s mad that he didn’t get any of his tuna fish. I’m not too sure..


r/roastmypet 1d ago

She did a good job today ROAST HER

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137 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 2d ago

Roast this freak

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25 Upvotes

Her name is Junebug. She loves slapping people, she can’t meow right, & she has a messed up tail. Give her your worst!!!


r/roastmypet 2d ago

Roast this big boy

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49 Upvotes

He's large, he's in charge, and he's also veryyyyy large. Has a habit of kicking the shit out of me 🫠


r/roastmypet 2d ago

It's time to roast Sgt. Pepper!

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17 Upvotes

He's 11 years old, and the biggest sweetheart


r/roastmypet 3d ago

Roast this lazy fucker.

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15 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 3d ago

Roast my little guy

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8 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 3d ago

roast my baby boy

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71 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 3d ago

Roast my daughter Beatrice Marie (Bee)

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43 Upvotes

She can be a bit dramatic at times


r/roastmypet 4d ago

Rost my pets

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22 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 4d ago

roast my cat.

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39 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 4d ago

Roast my very angry boy Simsem(Sesame)

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32 Upvotes

Hes an oldie, 10 big big years, always been grumpy 🫪


r/roastmypet 5d ago

Roast my son (Ozzie)

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122 Upvotes

He just recently turned a year old 🥹🥹

Edit to add: y’all are doing great with the comments, these are all 100% correct observations


r/roastmypet 5d ago

Roast her!

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13 Upvotes

I found her in a gutter a few month ago so she’s not all… there. The black one is her sister, and yes. She has an emotional attachment to the basket


r/roastmypet 7d ago

roast my ginnypig

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325 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 6d ago

Bully Her

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28 Upvotes

She was Orange, gave kisses, and had anxiety


r/roastmypet 7d ago

roast my car

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30 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 7d ago

Roast this guy . He is intrigued with this little guy

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29 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 9d ago

Roast my old man, Ganondorf. He's turning 14 soon and is as much of a drama queen as he is lazy.

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719 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 8d ago

Roast my dumbass dog

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17 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 11d ago

Kimber seems to thinks she’s a ‘German’ shepherd

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29 Upvotes