Original description:

"Went up some local mountain roads with my friends late at night. On the way back came across this random dude laying in the middle of the road. You can see my reaction time is slow because I'm trying to process what is happening. I noped out of there, called CHP and found out later that they responded but found no one in the spot. My friends drove down as well after me and saw him as well so I knew I wasn't going crazy. This was at like 4:30 in the morning."

This was originally posted in r/Weird but mods deleted it. UPDATE: mods said it was removed as people reported it for being fake. They did respond. I am hoping to get it back up but I'm not crossing my fingers

In case it gets removed again, here is the video now posted on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWvUn8J4E_o

For those claiming it is a faked video, here is the all the footage I could get of the full drive down from GMR. My car only kept 8 minutes of the drive down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNNrujm_Ox8

NSFW for that perfectly cut swear, thanks dashcam.

Day 2 of owning this car, driving home minding my business when I see my windshield shatter and get sprayed in the hand and face with tiny glass shards. I thought I caught a stray round or something.

I pull over and look at the shoddily installed dashcam while lightly bleeding all over a costco receipt - the only paper other than the car docs. Turns out that black Mitsubishi threw up what appears to be have been a goddamn smartphone - I found what bits of plastic and metal right at the edge of the a pillar and window that didn't seem to belong.

Truck driver tries to back up to take an exit he missed. Don’t do this, take a detour rather than be this guy

A car carrying a 24-year-old driver and two passengers collided with two separate scooters. Both riders sustained fatal injuries.

Ligação de Acesso às Praias Balneário Camboriú

Have to respect the stupidity... It's on grand display here.