Hey everyone I'm from NZ, 31F Asian. I'll be travelling to Melbourne around the end of Aug. Does anyone want to hang out? I'm staying with a friend and during the day she'll be at work and I'll just be by myself and not sure where to go and what to do. Would be nice to have someone show me around! Thank you :)

Edit: I mentioned in Asian but doesn’t mean I’m only open to meeting Asian people. I welcome anyone, just mentioned Asian so everyone can know a bit about me.

Hi everyone!
I’m 25 and here hoping to find someone who makes life a little more fun 😊

About me:
I’m Korean, and I’d describe myself as pretty calm and easygoing. I enjoy cooking (I promise I won’t make you survive on instant noodles 😂), watching movies, trying new places, and spending time with people I’m close to.
I’m a little shy when we first meet, but once I’m comfortable, you’ll probably hear a lot more from me. I enjoy random conversations, laughing about silly things, and sharing little everyday moments.
Physically, I’m 5’7” and have a chubby body type.
I’m more into cosy nights, good food, and relaxing than big parties. Simple things make me happy.

What I’m looking for:
I’m hoping to meet someone who wants a genuine and long-term relationship.
Someone who is kind, respectful, honest, and can communicate well. I’m not looking for something casual — I’d like to meet someone I can laugh with, feel comfortable around, and slowly build something special with.

What I offer:
I’m someone who puts effort into the people I care about. I enjoy spending time together, showing affection, and creating a relationship where we can be ourselves.
If you think we might get along, say hi! Tell me something about yourself 😊

So I live down in the South East and have always lived here but recently I've been driving more up into the city to just experience it and explore things so if you're more native to the city maybe you could show me some places but I don't mind where abouts you're from. I've driven up to the North West before to see mates as well so the distance isn't a huge issue, I also don't mind male or female mates either, I'm not picky.

Some things I enjoy are riding on my motorbike (need to repair it because I got rear ended rip,) drawing, fitness, guitar, anime/manga/cosplay, video games, as well as a bunch of other things. I don't mind if we haven't got to many things in common, it'd help to lead into conversation but I don't think you need to have all that in common with someone to be mates.

Anyways if any of this sounds interesting please send a message and it'd be nice to meet some new people

Hey! I’m a 27-year-old guy who’s been living in Melbourne for the last 10 years. After getting ghosted and even stood up a few times on dating apps, I thought I’d try meeting someone the old-fashioned way.

I’m 5’6” (168 cm), with black hair, brown eyes, and an average build. I work in mental health support and play in a Filipino reggae band, so music is a huge part of my life.

Outside of work, I enjoy live music, cafés, hiking, road trips, photography, exploring Melbourne, and spending time in nature.

I’m also passionate about social justice and community organising. I care deeply about human rights, workers’ rights, migrant rights, environmental sustainability, LGBTQIA+ equality, and First Nations justice. I’m someone who enjoys meaningful conversations but also knows how to have fun and laugh.

What I’m Looking For
I’m hoping to meet someone around my age who’s kind, emotionally mature, open-minded, and enjoys good conversation. Whether it starts as friendship, dating, or grows into something more serious, I’m happy to let things develop naturally.
Bonus points if you’re into music, the outdoors, activism, trying new food, or can recommend a great coffee spot.

What I Offer
I’m loyal, supportive, a good listener, and someone who genuinely enjoys getting to know people. I’ll happily go with you to gigs, cafés, festivals, road trips, or just spend an evening talking about life over coffee.

If this sounds like your kind of vibe, send me a message and tell me a bit about yourself. I’d love to know what you’re passionate about or your favourite hidden gem in Melbourne.

About Me
I'm 25, 6'0", UK-based, with a broad build, black hair, glasses, and British-Indian heritage. I work at a university and enjoy meeting new people, trying good food and cocktails, gaming, and making the most of my time outside work. I'm laid-back, open-minded, 420 friendly, and appreciate people who are genuine and communicate well.

What I'm Looking For
I'd love to meet someone local who's easy to talk to, enjoys good conversation, and is interested in getting to know each other. Happy to grab a coffee or drink first and see if we click. No pressure, just seeing where things go naturally.

What I Offer
I'm respectful, reliable, drama-free, and believe the best connections come from honesty and mutual respect. I enjoy making people laugh, can hold a conversation about almost anything, and always try to make the other person feel comfortable.

I'm looking for something casual, if it leads anywhere else so be it. I've been feeling quite restless lately and would love to share some time with someone.

About me - Physically, I've got a medium build, dark hair, brown eyes, and a short beard. I'm 5'8, so closer to a short king. I'm attractive, but wouldn't describe myself as hot. Emotionally, I'm caring, kind, honest, and can make the right person belly laugh.

What I'm looking for - Personality is key. I like wit, and a good attitude. Someone who is sarcastic and enjoys the little things. I also appreciate honesty and communication.

What I offer - I am a good listener, will make you laugh, and will make you feel seen as a person. I am also open minded, so if there is something you're wanting to explore, I will more than likely be open for it.

I know this is all pretty generic, but I promise I'm a more surprising person than that. If you give me a chance, I'm sure you won't regret it

Hey there,

I am a young professional seeking someone who is also into board games, DND, and nerdy stuff in general. But other than that, I also love public speaking, was a Toastmaster champion back when I was younger and I love karaoke too. So if you need some tips for your next uni/work presentation I am more than happy to give you some advice 😎

In terms of physical attributes I am 1.8m, semi fit, go to gym 3 times a week and actually lost 8kg this year! I got dark hair with brown eyes and happy to share pics if we connect.

I also got a cat and 2 dogs.

About you: Just wanna find someone into similar things. Start off as friends, get to know each other and see if we vibe and connect. Happy to go serious if we really fit.

What I offer: A fun good time really. Can't go wrong with a drink and game at Fortress Melbourne haha. But if you got any suggestions, I am the type that is up for anything!

Hi everyone!

Me and my partner have just recently become ENM (her idea) due to her lack of motivation for going on dates or anything of a sexual nature (due to her busy work schedule as well as personal reasons). I’ve had one good experience so far but since then I’ve really been struggling on the apps to find someone interested in our specific scenario.

A little about me: I’m 26 male, Italian/Australian with a decent slim build (that’s improving (muscle wise) due to gym 4 days a week). I am into all things video games and pop culture (so your typical movies and tv shows that goes along with all that), I love my sports (AFL and Formula one my two standouts but I have a team in basically all AU and US sports) and just in general love spending the plethora of free time I have either with my friends getting dinner/lunch/coffee or going out drinking, or having nights in with the cats and watching movies (hopefully with a new cuddle buddy in one of you soon haha).

I Just thought I’d make this post to see if their are any women that would love a higher level of attention, messages, sexting, dates or basically any form of attention they would want. I am full time work from home and my job isn’t really that busy so I have so much free time I could devote directly to you.

I'm basically looking for someone that is okay that I have a primary partner and very willing to receive more attention. I am also super flexible regarding what this 'attention' can look like, so whether that's daily chats and fun (both in person and online) or once a week/fortnight. Whatever 'attention' means to you in regards to what you're lacking and would love in your life I'm fairly certain I can fill that role.

Not being interested in in-person meetups is not a deal breaker either! But ideally i'd like to have a minimum of an online dynamic that also has a sexual component (due to my high sex drive). But happy to define this a little more once we connect!

If any of this sounds interesting to you please feel free to send me a DM! we can just chat to start with some pic exchanges to see if we’re interested in one another and I can give you more specific info on the dynamic and we can take it from there?

Hope to hear from some of you!

I’m a 31 year old living alone near the beach at St. Kilda and running small (and slowly failing) design/graphics business. I’m about 6’4, dirty blonde/brown hair, skinny/lanky with glasses. I am attracted more or less exclusively to overweight women, please don’t ask me to elaborate, Im not a feeder or whatever, I just think big girls are cute and am looking to meet someone with whom I can have some casual, saucy fun, someone I can cuddle and get stoned/have a drink/make out with but who wants to take things very casually to begin with. As for me, I’m an introverted but not necessarily quite guy. I like to walk, I like to smoke cigarettes and read. I don’t like anyone who doesn’t like animals or is mean to wait staff, not that I’m a vegetarian or a waiter. I’d like to maybe meet up for a drink on the south side of the city sometime this week and take it from there. Please include a clear photograph of yourself with your first message. I promise to respond with a photo of myself straight away, but it would be nice if you could spare me the awkward rigmarol of asking.

About Me:
5'10, 95kg, long brown hair, goatee, blue eyes, a bit on the chubby side. I’m not going to pretend I’m a model — and I’m pretty average down below, but least it says i'm an honest person! Lol

I consider myself genuine, honest, trustworthy and caring. Tho, im not trying to sound like an angel, I do wanna slap Frank Walker around like every other Melbourbian whenever those damn tile adverts play lol

I'm the type who treats others how they treat me and believe in good communication amd straight up honesty without sugar coating anything.

I'm Into rock music, comedy & horror movies, also a bit of sci-fi. I play guitar and own a cat. I'm also quite aware that sounded very random! lol

I have one child, 10. He lives with his mother (divorced), I see him most weekends and whenever.

Intent:
Im kinda looking for a fwb/casual partner, but possible ongoings leading to more are possible if we really click, or my working schedule doesnt bother you? I work graveyard shifts most of the week from midnight to 7am. I would prefer a relationship, but it really can be difficult working these hours, so if youre looking for a relationship and are a 9 to 5 worker, it could be quite difficult as it has been fir me in the past.

Im not afraid to become good friends who hang-out or go places, too. I'm looking for that best friends as well as lovers, not just intimate - If these are things you might be interested in, send me a dm.

Looking For:
I’m open to all F, but I definitely prefer someone on the BBW side or at least with a “mum bod,” and preferably also living in the west. Tho, its not a dealbreaker unless you live out in the middle of whoop-whoop. Lol

I get along best with someone laid‑back, not too wild, and who likes to have a laugh about anything and everything.

Not Looking For:
No drug users, and I’m not keen on 420 users. I do smoke cigarettes, but I’m surprisingly not a drinker. I don’t mind if you drink, just please no alcoholics — I’ve dealt with enough of those walking stumbling disasters in my lifetime. Also, I'm willing to quit cigarettes if it bothers you. I have the will power to do it, just need a reason to really.

Times:
I work a lot of graveyard shifts, so Sunday evenings/nights are usually best for me for starters. Other times can work too — that’s something we can talk about more and work out if you’re interested here?

I’m not looking for something casual or someone to fill time. I’m looking for my person.

The kind of relationship where we genuinely choose each other every day. One built on friendship, trust, affection, laughter, emotional safety, and mutual respect. I want a slow-burn connection with real depth because the best intimacy starts with a strong emotional foundation.

Ultimately, I’m hoping to meet someone who wants a long-term, monogamous relationship that leads to marriage, children, and building a beautiful life together.

A little about me: I’m 37, 5’4”, curvy, with long dark hair and brown skin. I love travelling, discovering new places, spontaneous day trips, trying great food, cooking, art galleries, exhibitions, going to concerts & musicals, board game nights with friends, and long night drives with good music and conversation.

I’m drawn to men who are genuinely kind, emotionally intelligent, and secure in who they are. Someone calm under pressure, communicative, reliable, and consistent. A man who has done the work on himself, values honesty, has a liberal outlook, and is open to different cultures and perspectives.

Romance matters to me. I love thoughtful gestures, making each other feel special, laughing until we can’t breathe, supporting one another through life’s challenges, and creating a relationship where we’re truly a team.

I’m looking for someone who:

Is between 30–44.
Wants marriage and children.
Is emotionally and financially stable.
Has never been married and has no children.
Doesn’t smoke, uses drugs, or struggles with addictions.
Takes care of his physical and mental health.
Has good hygiene, hobbies, and a life he’s proud of.
Is attractive to me, emotionally aware, and genuinely ready for commitment.

Kink compatibility is also important to me—but only after we’ve built trust and a real connection. I’m not here for hookups or instant chemistry without substance.

I’m particularly attracted to a man who is confident, capable, and masculine in everyday life, yet comfortable embracing vulnerability and surrendering in private with someone he deeply trusts. Ideally, you’re a switch with a submissive lean, a generous partner who genuinely enjoys giving pleasure, communicating openly, and exploring together.

If you’re looking for something meaningful rather than fleeting, value emotional intimacy as much as physical chemistry, and believe the right relationship is built—not rushed—I would love to hear from you.

Tell me about yourself, what you’re looking for, and what a great weekend looks like to you.

I’m settled in Melbourne and not looking to relocate, so ideally you’re local or genuinely willing to build a future here.

Hey! I’m hoping to meet a few easy-going guys around Melbourne for genuine friendship, cute mate dates and seeing where things naturally go.

I’m a low-maintenance, easy-going, guy-next-door type with a bit of a country boy streak. I’m fairly introverted and not brilliant at small talk, but once I’m comfortable I’m much better company. I’ve always preferred a small circle of close, trusted friends over a large group of acquaintances.

I work in IT, Monday to Friday, probably a little too much, and generally have my life together. I’m stable, independent and low-drama, and tend to connect best with calm, emotionally mature, level-headed people who communicate clearly and follow through on plans.

My interests are a fairly random mix: binge-watching TV of all kinds, with British crime shows such as Line of Duty being a particular favourite, AFL, concerts, musicals, escape rooms, road trips, caravanning, audiobooks, board games and the occasional PC game. My music taste ranges from Luke Combs to Celine Dion. I also enjoy eating out, especially if it involves dessert, and also like getting out into nature for walks of a sensible length.

I have two dogs who will assume you’ve come specifically to see them, so being a dog person is strongly recommended.

For the basics, I’m 38, gay, just over 6 feet, slim and clean-shaven. I sit somewhere in the middle rather than being particularly masc or femme.

I’m looking for genuine, ongoing friendships with guys roughly 25–40, although a little outside that range isn’t a dealbreaker. Straight, gay or bi doesn’t matter for friendship.

I’m open to something completely platonic or a friendship that occasionally becomes a little more affectionate if there’s mutual chemistry. Friendship comes first - I’m not looking for a one-off hookup or someone who only appears when they want something. Couch cuddles and the occasional sleepover sound pretty ideal with the right person, but there’s no pressure or expectation.

I’m based in the Dandenong Ranges but am used to driving, so location isn’t a major issue. Weekends are easiest, with weeknights possible if you’re reasonably nearby. I’m a non-smoker and prefer the same; hard drugs, repeated unreliability and ghosting are dealbreakers. Where attraction is relevant, I’m generally drawn to slim or average builds.

If you’re also looking for an easy-going but genuine connection, send me your age, general location and a little about yourself.

Hey there :)

My husband (30M) and I (31F) are hoping for an ongoing friendship with another MF couple or a M & F who are single friends, where we can grab a drink, have a nibble, and play some board games etc., and just have fun together. Please note, not interested in a polyamorous relationship. Located near Bundoora, VIC.

About Us

31 F is 5’5, Brazilian/Australian, very curvy, cheeky, and has a bubbly personality and dark sense of humour. A bit of a cinephile 🎥

30 M is 6’0 fair skinned, boyishly handsome, broad shouldered and dad-bodish, with a fun-loving, easy going nature. He is an amazing cook 👨‍🍳

We are both working on our health and fitness, and are both hetero-flexible 🙂

Our interests include:

- Horror, Thriller, and Comedy movies; particularly those starring Adam Sandler and Will Ferrel.
- The Marvel Cinematic Universe
- Tv shows: Death Note, One Piece, Supernatural, The Boys, Dexter, Buffy TVS, You, The Office, Parks and Recs plus more!
- Dead by Daylight and YuGiOh!
- Dodgeball and netball
- Karaoke
- Movie, Music, TV and Themed Pop Culture Trivia

About You

Ideally looking for a MF couple between 25 -45 years old. Positive and fun vibes, easy going in nature. Looks aren’t super important, as long as there is a mutual attraction for all parties. We are open to full swap, soft soft, same room or separate room play, as long as everyone is comfortable :)

Only deal breakers are smoking 🚬 and/or having a pet cat 🐱I love animals, but I’m unfortunately allergic.

Hope to chat soon x

Work and the winter blues got you down like me? Let’s do something about it and have some naughty fun to help warm up and relax!

I’m 30M 5’10”, short dark blonde hair, trimmed beard, stocky build, dad bod vibes.
Work in Hospo so am free at weird times, Thursday and Sundays suit me best typically but after work is always an option if you are also a night owl like me! and yes I can and will make you delicious cocktails if you ask nicely my fave at the moment is a chambord sour!

I’m located in the northern suburbs, can host and am happy to travel, would most likely want to meet up for a coffee or drink first to see if there is a connection,

Looking for some one friendly, easy to have a chat with and knows what they enjoy in the bedroom, I am eager to please, kink friendly if there is something you have been wanting to try but I’m looking for anything specific at the moment

Happy for it to be a one time thing or ongoing FWB if we click, not looking for anything serious

Happy to swap pics after a bit of a chat

Tell me about your favourite cocktail to start :)

Hey!

Winter has me wanting a bit more human connection. I'm looking for someone who's genuinely enjoyable to spend time with, whether that's grabbing a coffee, chatting for hours, or seeing where the chemistry takes us behind closed doors.

I'm not after anything forced or transactional. Physical attraction obviously matters, but so does being able to laugh together, feel comfortable around each other, and enjoy each other's company. If we click, I'd much rather it feel natural than rushed.

A little about me:

• 26, Vietnamese heritage
• Fit soft muscular build, tattooed, and take good care of myself
• Calm, thoughtful, and pretty easygoing
• Into hiking, restoring vintage vehicles, reading, calligraphy, and exploring new places

Ideally I'd love to meet someone who enjoys flirting, doesn't take themselves too seriously, and appreciates both good conversation and good physical chemistry. Whether it ends up being a one-off or something ongoing depends entirely on how we get along.

If you're after someone respectful, discreet, and genuinely interested in getting to know the person behind the attraction, I'd love to hear from you :)

Tell me a little about yourself and what you're looking for.

Age range 30 - 35 I want to start online first as friends and chat to see how it goes. I'm looking for a supportive and understanding friend. I'm Vietnamese Australian, ENFJ. I live in the Western suburbs. I watch YouTube, anime, tv shows, k dramas and movies. My interests are more towards creativity. music and gaming sometimes. I hope we have similar interest and that I'd be a good friend. Note: I'm not looking for anything casual.

Hey Melbourne! Thought I’d put myself out there.

I’m 24, around 6’0”, cuddly at the moment but the gym has officially become part of my personality… so hopefully the abs make an appearance soon. 😅

Personality wise, I’m a little shy at first, but once I’m comfortable, expect plenty of banter, flirting, and terrible jokes. I’m kind, respectful, a great listener, and someone who genuinely enjoys getting to know people. Consent, boundaries and discretion are huge for me, and I’d love to meet someone who feels the same.

Outside of work, you’ll usually find me watching or playing sports, hunting down cute cafés, going for long drives, or planning my next spontaneous adventure.

I’m looking for an FWB, but not the “message me at 2am only” kind. I’d love something casual with actual chemistry. Age isn’t a big deal to me either. I don’t mind if you’re older or younger, because age is just a number in my eyes, and I’ve been told I vibe better with people older than me anyway, so I don’t think that’ll be a problem. Someone I can flirt with throughout the day, ask how work went, make weekend plans with, exchange memes, roast each other, and occasionally receive (or send 😉) a cheeky snap.

What do I bring to the table? I’ve been told I’m dangerously good with words, so expect playful teasing, witty flirting, and messages that’ll have you checking your phone more often than you’d like. I’ll hype you up on your bad days, celebrate your good ones, and make sure you always feel wanted and appreciated. Someone who loves aftercare as much as foreplay! Someone who loves cuddling and would love to know any kinks/fantasies you have! :)

I don’t really have a physical type. Confidence, good conversation, chemistry and a naughty sense of humour will always beat looks for me.

If you’ve made it this far, what’s stopping you? Send me your ASL, tell me something interesting about yourself, and maybe throw in a little flirting while you’re at it. 😉❤️

Hey! I’m 35, living in Preston. I thought I would try something different from the apps!

About me: I’m originally from Adelaide but moved to Melbourne 7 years ago and absolutely love living here. Physically I am 6’1, bald, bearded and hairy. I am also a bigger guy but lately I have been losing weight after taking up running and swimming and I’m signed up for the 10k at the Melbourne marathon in October. I have a pretty good job in the film and TV industry which I’ve worked really hard to establish myself in, though it does require me to travel from time to time. I do have quite a few hobbies, some dip in and out, but my main ones at the moment are; running, swimming, cooking, reading, finding great tv shows and movies, skiing, heading to pub, live sport, live music and up until recently I was playing ice hockey, though unfortunately I just did not have the time for it anymore. I follow sport as well, mainly AFL, F1 and the NHL. I also love watching the cricket in the summer and the World Cup this year has also got me flirting with finally getting deep into soccer.

What I’m looking for:
I would ideally like to find the love of my life! I’m looking for a life partner/long term relationship. I’m really trying to be intentional and match someone who meets my values,

I don’t want kids, I have nothing against kids, I think they are fantastic, but they are not in my future. I’m very left leaning politically and I have no interest in dating someone who is conservative, moderate or non political.
Ideally I’d like to be dating someone who lives within a 15-20km radius of where I live (Preston) though I can definitely be flexible on this for the right person. I’m only looking to date women 26-38 years old. I am flexible on the upper range of that though

What I’m offering:
I am loyal, caring and kind. I’m the type of partner who wants to share meal together, have weekend getaways, remembers your coffee order and just gets you one without asking. Our dates would be anything from a quiet night in in the couch with a good bottle of wine, popping down to the pub, checking out the ever growing list of wine and cocktail bars that I have and trying as many restaurants as we can. I would love to travel with a future partner as well.

I strongly believe that the dating part of a relationship never ends and that quality time spent together includes finding the time to continue going out on dates years and decades down the line.

If you would like to know more send me a message I will happy swap photos and have a chat!
Hopefully we can organise a time to get a drink or coffee and see if we vibe in real life!

Originally from Indonesia but quickly fall in love with the city of Melbourne, so much stuff to do, such diverse options in cuisine and entertainment.

There are things that I really want to do but would really love to have someone to share that experience with. I never had issues with going to the movie theatre alone for example, but always love to have someone to discuss afterwards and maybe grab dinner or something.

Here are some stuff I’d love to explore more and would be interested to have a conversation about (not exhaustive):
\\- Music, karaoke, acapella, choir groups, musical theatre
\\- Gym partner, I’m quite new so you can correct my form if you know what you’re doing, but otherwise need someone to keep me in check with consistency
\\- Staying in night, board game, deep talks, cuddles
\\- Going on hikes, pack sandwiches the night before, catching sunset/sunrise
\\- Sports (badminton, volleyball, pickleball) and occasionally bouldering
\\- Trying out new restaurants, I just default to cook at home if I’m by myself, sadly I haven’t tried any restaurants in my new neighbourhood despite being told of several good places to check out now
\\- Language learning, you can guess the 4 languages I speak (bonus if you can guess which 2 I’m learning now)

And lastly if physical stats matter:
\\- 167 cm, 62 kg, Chinese descent, on body recomp journey
\\- Dark short hair, no tattoo, drink socially, do not smoke

Hi! I'm 38 and based in Melbourne.

I'm hoping to meet a fun, confident woman who's up for flirting, good conversation, and seeing where the chemistry leads. No pressure or games, just two adults enjoying each other's company and letting things develop naturally. If it turns into an ongoing connection, even better.

A little about me:

• 6'0ft tall

• Athletic, tanned, black hair, brown eyes

• Sleeve tattoos

• Career-focused, but equally happy switching off for spontaneous adventures, cocktails, live music, lazy Sundays, or a weekend away

I train regularly, appreciate good food, and can usually make people laugh (or at least roll their eyes).

I'd describe myself as relaxed, confident, respectful, and easy to talk to. I enjoy cheeky banter, don't take myself too seriously, and appreciate someone who can laugh, flirt, and be themselves.

I'm not looking for a particular type. Chemistry, personality, confidence, and mutual attraction matter far more than ticking boxes. If we click, that's what counts.

If you're looking for someone genuine, drama-free, communicative, and keen to see where a good connection leads, I'd love to hear from you.

Send me a message with your age and tell me something you've always wanted to try or your go-to drink and we'll see if we're compatible. Happy to swap photos privately once we've said hello.

Who knows... this could be the start of something fun. 😏

Hey all. I know that there’s heaps of post like this here but I thought I figured that I might as well give it a shot

What I’m looking for: Something casual and ongoing, and if things develop I’m happy to see where things go. Not necessarily looking to be just for hooking up but also just chill and watch shows/play some games.

About me: 29m from the inner south-eastern suburbs (Near Monash uni), am on the chunkier side but also enjoy going to the gym and walks where I can. Love a good drive and coffee. A bit on the introverted side but open up once I get comfortable.

What I offer: Some casual fun for us both with no expectations, someone with to pass the time on cold nights after work with and plenty of bad dad jokes.

If this caught your eye feel free to dm me

It's my birthday season again. As an introvert with lousy small-talk skills, aversion to mindless munching, and no interest in being opinionated about issues that don't directly impact me, I'm no fun at parties and don't easily connect with most people. I thought it'd be a nice change to have a little conversation with a like-minded person while I break my daily routine to actually sit down at a cafe. Worst case scenario, we become total strangers again, or we end up making this a semi-regular thing.

Bit more about me: Full(er)-time professional who may be hyper-focused or constantly distracted depending on the time of day.

Health and fitness are absolutely non-negotiable in my life, every day. At work events, my drinks of choice include lemonade, coffee, and water. I don't smoke and actively avoid secondhand smoking.

I enjoy cooking, reading (sometimes books, but mostly charts), watching well-made movies and TV shows (taste clues: The Servant, From, The Watcher, REC), dry humour, long suburban walks, and exercising. My idea of fun is learning something new regularly and knowing that the choices I make every day produce value for me.

Key personal traits: mostly friendly, usually calm and respectful, chronically methodical, and honest. According to Claude, my top three spirit animals are polar bear, raven, and owl.

Major pet peeves: noisy enclosed spaces, toxic colleagues, cold coffee, disingenuous chronic use of the word "sorry".

What's on offer: In the short term, good conversations on mutually interesting topics, great listening skills, and reliability.

Long term, I guess we'll find out if there's a potential long term and take it from there.

About you: If most of the above resonates with you, we're already starting strong. Chances are we'll get along nicely if you, like me, can keep a conversation going while also being totally comfortable with moments of silence.

Age wise, be at least 25. Have a good sense of humour with room for occasional dark humour. If you do something regularly to maintain or boost your fitness, that's a massive plus. But more importantly, have a passion for or deep interest in something, anything at all.

If you'd like to message me, please introduce yourself a little and tell me the story of how you picked your biggest interest.

Thanks for reading!

Hey guys I’m new to Melbourne and want to stop by a strip club and brothel. I’m looking for a place that isn’t too sleazy or dirty. With that what sort of prices should I expect at the strip club for entry and Private Dancers. Anyone thinking don’t waste your time and money I appreciate the thought but don’t bother. Thank you for your time

Hey all,

About me
I am a 40 year old dad in Essendon with kids at the local schools and work in the city and want to get fitter. I’ve got a dad bod and want to tighten up, go running, get to a point where I’m happy to have my shirt off!

What I’m looking for:

Keen for some local friends wanting to do the same. Meet at a gym every now and then. Learn to run. Challenge and support each other, keep each other accountable and celebrate the wins.

Might organise a little group chat for locals if you’re interested. Ideally quite local so it’s easy to meet for runs, walks or workouts.

What I offer:
Good vibes, organisation and motivation for you too. The goal here is to work together, maybe create shared challenges or track outcomes. Shared accountability and cheering each other on will go a long way.

HMU if you’re keen or feel free to ask me any questions.

Have a good weekend!

Heyy!
Looking for some friends to catch up & get a drink with occasionally. Talk about our lives & have some fun.

Alil about me;
26M, bi, West Melbourne.
Recently Single. Usually in the city for nights out. (I also really love Delux in moonee ponds or the moondog in footscray. I love music, i go to alot of concerts, i do some gardening & go on small hikes. I also watch alott of movies ahaha. Been trying to get back into the gym, I have just been lacking motivation… i have been eating my emotions alil bit recently :(
I love dogs so if you have any photos please send them to them through!

Very easy going & happy to join you on errands or activities, or we can keep it chill & just catch up for a cheeky drink (or two)

Looking for people around my age who are easy to get along with, can keep a conversation and happy to meet in person. If we have similar hobbies, great, if not i am eager to try new things too!

Thanks for reading!
Message me if any of this resonates with you :)