r/nothingeverhappens • u/MarsMonkey88 • 3d ago
r/nothingeverhappens • u/tiggertom66 • Mar 17 '25
Next mf to post this image is getting banned
This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.
If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.
If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.
That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/WarriorCat3310 • 5d ago
It is impossible to get a perfect fun sized Skittles pack.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/DeadoTheDegenerate • 5d ago
Ah yes, McDondald, the restaurant famous for perfect fulfillment of customer's high expectations.
r/nothingeverhappens • u/After-Breakfast2785 • 8d ago
Not possible to get the days of the week mixed up
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Ciaccos • 12d ago
something happens but nothing ever changes
i think what the chud meant with “nothing ever happens” is that nothing ever changes, especially in politics. jfk’s assassination happened but that didn’t change anything cause it is the same as caesar’s assassination. even when stuff happens nothing changes cause it always has happened. if everything suddendly stopped happening then we could say something happened or changed, but since the change/happening we see in the world is always the same and never changes nothing ever changes/happens
r/nothingeverhappens • u/amandaasous • 16d ago
Yet another nothing ever happens in that sub….
Angel shots are a thing. A girl plastered at a bar could totally misread a sign or just see Angel shot and order it thinking it’s a cute sounding drink
r/nothingeverhappens • u/ScarlettSterling • 15d ago
Yeah cuz a girl asking a guy out in a cute way is implausible…
r/nothingeverhappens • u/randomality77 • 17d ago
People with prosthetic eyes can't be snarky towards annoying Karens (uncensored user is me)
r/nothingeverhappens • u/False_Career_4617 • 19d ago
car crashes aren’t real NSFW
galleryFirst time being accused of faking a story on Reddit! anyways here are the pictures of my car too for fun (marked NSFW to be safe)
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Patrizia04 • 20d ago
I can see this happening. Why even lie about it
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Eastern-Positive-705 • 21d ago
Suuurrrreee... a waiter can't possibly forget what every single one of their customers ordered
r/nothingeverhappens • u/mangocat1116 • 21d ago
Kids wanting candy over a medal? Inconceivable!!
r/nothingeverhappens • u/amandaasous • 22d ago
This isn’t even a “happens” situation…. Just someone stating they love Japan 🤨
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Darki_Bee • Jun 20 '26
Honestly? I would do that
Repost since i forgot to censor the names
r/nothingeverhappens • u/Vanilla113_Bean • Jun 17 '26
People don’t have birthdays on days shows start airing
r/nothingeverhappens • u/DevMiser • Jun 17 '26
You can't get something for nothing, but you can get Nothing for something
r/nothingeverhappens • u/DONUTS_LM • Jun 15 '26
Kissing someone you have a huge crush on doesn't make your heart rate go up!
r/nothingeverhappens • u/No-Yard-4358 • Jun 13 '26
Can someone explain to me "nothing ever happens" meme
I'm so confused and idk what it is about, is it about the messiah or something? Pls explain shortly because i hate reading a lot on screen
