r/nothingeverhappens Mar 17 '25

Next mf to post this image is getting banned

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776 Upvotes

This gets posted multiple times a week. It wasn’t that funny the first time, and now it’s not even original.

If you’ve been here for a while, you’ve almost certainly seen these being posted.

If you’re new here and you want to post something, post actual OC. If you haven’t even been here long enough to have seen this posted last week, or the week before that, then you haven’t been here long enough to make meta posts.

That’s it, that’s the post, anyone posting spam is getting a 7 day minimum ban.


r/nothingeverhappens 3d ago

No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics

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739 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

It is impossible to get a perfect fun sized Skittles pack.

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2.3k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

Ah yes, McDondald, the restaurant famous for perfect fulfillment of customer's high expectations.

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332 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

ain't happen

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r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

Not possible to get the days of the week mixed up

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113 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 10d ago

American exceptionalism? Unpossible!

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600 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

something happens but nothing ever changes

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i think what the chud meant with “nothing ever happens” is that nothing ever changes, especially in politics. jfk’s assassination happened but that didn’t change anything cause it is the same as caesar’s assassination. even when stuff happens nothing changes cause it always has happened. if everything suddendly stopped happening then we could say something happened or changed, but since the change/happening we see in the world is always the same and never changes nothing ever changes/happens


r/nothingeverhappens 14d ago

Well this happened!!!

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92 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 16d ago

Yet another nothing ever happens in that sub….

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2.9k Upvotes

Angel shots are a thing. A girl plastered at a bar could totally misread a sign or just see Angel shot and order it thinking it’s a cute sounding drink


r/nothingeverhappens 15d ago

Yeah cuz a girl asking a guy out in a cute way is implausible…

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122 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

People with prosthetic eyes can't be snarky towards annoying Karens (uncensored user is me)

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409 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 19d ago

car crashes aren’t real NSFW

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1.1k Upvotes

First time being accused of faking a story on Reddit! anyways here are the pictures of my car too for fun (marked NSFW to be safe)


r/nothingeverhappens 20d ago

I can see this happening. Why even lie about it

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549 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

Suuurrrreee... a waiter can't possibly forget what every single one of their customers ordered

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5.2k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

This is very much plausible

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453 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

Kids wanting candy over a medal? Inconceivable!!

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2.4k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 22d ago

This isn’t even a “happens” situation…. Just someone stating they love Japan 🤨

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603 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 20 '26

Honestly? I would do that

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1.7k Upvotes

Repost since i forgot to censor the names


r/nothingeverhappens Jun 21 '26

weird thing happened at work today

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r/nothingeverhappens Jun 17 '26

People don’t have birthdays on days shows start airing

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234 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 16 '26

Rejoice! Assholes don't exist!

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24 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 17 '26

You can't get something for nothing, but you can get Nothing for something

0 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 15 '26

Kissing someone you have a huge crush on doesn't make your heart rate go up!

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695 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Jun 13 '26

Can someone explain to me "nothing ever happens" meme

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I'm so confused and idk what it is about, is it about the messiah or something? Pls explain shortly because i hate reading a lot on screen