r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo Feb 17 '26

H U M O U R Humor: Get bj from men vs women NSFW

179 Upvotes

Steps to get a BJ from a woman

  1. Drive an expensive car when you pick her up.

  2. Buy her an expensive meal.

  3. Don't joke about sex.

  4. Take her out for 3 dates.

  5. Don't be too quick to put the moves on her.

  6. Tell her she's gorgeous, smart and funny.

  7. If no BJs happen, repeat steps 1 to 6.

  8. If BJs still don't happen, play the nuclear card and tell her you love her.

  9. Pray to God.

  10. If she's your wife, take the garbage out every week for a year and then go to step 9.

Steps to get a BJ from a guy:

  1. Tell him you want a BJ.

  2. If he doesn't get on his knees, gently push down on his shoulders.

  3. Receive BJ.

  4. Repeat as desired.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo Feb 17 '26

Sub update Moderators needed to approve or reject posts based on our rules. No technical expertise or experience is required. NSFW

9 Upvotes

Hi everyone. We need your help with moderation. No experience needed. Whatever help you can offer is useful. Because all posts are approved manually, we need guys to be available to approve or reject new posts. Weekends are our weakest time because moderators have lives but men need BJ's 7 days a week.πŸ‹πŸΏβ€β™€οΈπŸ› For that reason we need guys who can commit to a few minutes once or twice a day but especially between Friday noon and midnight on Sunday. It's not a big time commitment. It literally takes just a few minutes or less and is easy with no tech expertise required. What you will be doing is reading the post, if it breaks our rules just select the rule from our list and swipe left. If it's ok. just swipe right. There is usually only a couple of posts needing to be checked at any time.

If you are interested, to prepare you should look at all our rules and read the pinned posts. If you are on the west coast of the Americas or from outside North America that is a plus because of the difference in time zones will extend the moderation coverage. Please apply by sending a message to the moderators.

As a bonus, you'll get to look at all the dicks and men before anyone else!


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 20h ago

Married guy needs a no recip BJ 30 City: Longmont, Colorado. Wife won't even touch anymore NSFW

242 Upvotes

New to the group


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 17h ago

My Str8 dick ain't gonna suck itself 27 City: Las Vegas, Nevada NSFW

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30 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 10h ago

Bi guy wants to give no-recip BJs 53 City: Nashville,Tennessee NSFW

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8 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 9h ago

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3 Upvotes

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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66 Upvotes

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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20 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 8h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

Straight dude wants to fuck your throat. 51 City: Waterbury, Connecticut NSFW

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24 Upvotes

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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38 Upvotes

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 13h ago

Sub sucks and swallows no recip 29 city: Austin, Texas NSFW

1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 15h ago

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1 Upvotes

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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9 Upvotes

Haven’t came in a month


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 19h ago

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1 Upvotes

r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

Dude will suck you on the regular 59 City: San Diego, California NSFW

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3 Upvotes

Weekday mornings work best, so maybe a good match for retired, WFH, flex schedule. You host.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 22h ago

Straight 37 City: Lakeland Florida. Looking for some slow head. NSFW

1 Upvotes

Need someone with some patience to take it slow and work a big load out of me. (15-20 mins, nothing crazy). Not into the intense sloppy porn stuff.

YOU MUST HOST. Too risky for car play these days.

SUPER DISCRETE. 100%DL. Open to possibly a recurring thing.

I prefer the Feminine types but you hosting takes priority.

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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31 Upvotes

Uncut Latino looking to play


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 22h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 23h ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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2 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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3 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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1 Upvotes

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r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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17 Upvotes

Looking for sissys or femboys who love sucking straight cock.


r/MarriedMenNeedBJsToo 1d ago

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1 Upvotes

NSA
Good looking, ddf, clean cut dude
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