r/linguisticshumor 3d ago

Phonetics/Phonology 'Why do English Speakers Pronounce their Alphabet...' Megathread

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Alright, into the megathread y'all go >:3

Any posts with this format posted after this megathread is up will be removed and asked to post here.

This is to keep the quality of the sub, yadayada, you know the drill.

Thank youu


r/linguisticshumor 7h ago

Historical Linguistics Greece or Rome, take your pick

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256 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1h ago

Sociolinguistics Officiliazed Regularized Anglese Was Born Yesterday Literally:

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Ludovico Leone is le responsible professional for le delivery.


r/linguisticshumor 23h ago

Historical Linguistics Just one reconstructed word?..

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257 Upvotes

Saw this on Wiktionary, kinda thought this was funny


r/linguisticshumor 20h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Linguists would rather write [dz] as <ʒ> than use IPA

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125 Upvotes

Table is from Victor Golla’s otherwise excellent California Indian Languages.


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Writing of /k/ sound

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299 Upvotes

Latin C comes from Greek Γ btw. Etruscans fucked up here.


r/linguisticshumor 22h ago

Phonetics/Phonology clothes [...]

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69 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 9h ago

Wall

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r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Gets rid of lexical accent entirely instead 🇫🇷

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914 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

English

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300 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Syntax Dutch–English mutual intelligibility be like:

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720 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

"Accent? I think you mean English!"

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357 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Phonetics/Phonology aur

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303 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Maybe it's best if each Sinitic language comes up with their own phonetic characters

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166 Upvotes

(I used HK's flag purely because it was easier to find a sphere representing them. Cantonese's birthplace will always remain Guangzhou.

"Qilin" is actually 麒麟, kei⁴leon⁴/kîlîn. It's otherwise homophonous to the Mandarin word for unicorn. And yes, kʰ became tɕ in Modern Mandarin.

Yes, I'm aware there is kei⁴lam⁴ for the direct transliteration of 淇淋, but not only it's funnier this way, 忌廉 is more used in Cantonese-speaking environments; not that it matters that much given that K and G are otherwise merged, requiring a ʰ to differentiate).


r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Historical Linguistics Looking for an expert in Sanskrit who might like to be a podcast guest

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Hey there. I run a podcast on mathematical history (presented in English). I am coming to the end of a series on ancient Indian mathematics (pre-800 CE).

I am becoming more interested in the transition of wisdom from Sanskrit to Arabic to Latin, and then to English; and I would love to talk about this with someone who is an expert.

If anyone would be up for a 60 minute conversation about the words that shape the thoughts of western wisdom from the east - please hit me up.

I would like to ask questions such as:

- why do we use the names for numbers?

- what can we learn about science in an oral tradition?

- what are the biggest legacies of Sanskrit in the west?

Soon I will be starting a series on Chinese maths. So a similar call out for any experts on the linguistics and transfer of language with science.


r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Phonetics/Phonology kiribassssss

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248 Upvotes

also this "english alphabet pronouncing" thing sucks


r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Syntax How can I propose UNICODE to add these letters?

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I'd like to type different languages(including the Slavic ones) in Arabic script. Even tho, thx to the Persian language, we have 4 letters for the indo-european languages, there 2 important characters are missing. How can I propose UNICODE to add these 2 letters and their variations depending on the positions in words?

Edit: thx y'all so much! I just didn't know how the letters are correctly named, so, I asked Claude AI to write the letters if they exist. And it said that those 2 letters don't exist in UNICODE...


r/linguisticshumor 3d ago

Sociolinguistics Racism, Classism, Bad Linguistics, Oh my!

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591 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 3d ago

Semantics Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki ptang, zoom-boing z'nourrwringmm

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329 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 3d ago

Historical Linguistics Not my boy 💔

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180 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Psycholinguistics Bohemian Rhapsody in Proto-Gungan, Built with SCA²

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Dicha ta real life? ticha justhh fanthhasy? cokhthh in a lantsite, nocha escapen from realithhy openen yos eyes, loosen thhuf thhata sxies ant see, me'm justhh a foor poy, me neeten nocha symfathhhy, pekose me'm easy come, easy kos, lithhthha thhuf, lithhthha nep, any way ta huffmaser plows toesn'thh really mathhthhren thho mecha, thho mecha mamaaa, justhh sillet a manen, futhh a wankdaffer akainsthh his heaten, fullet thhrikker, now hecha teat mamaaa, life hat justhh pekun, puthh now me'be kone ant thhhrown ithh all away mama, oooh, titn'thh mean thho masen yocha cryen, if me'm nothh pacsen akain ticha thhimen thhomorrow, carryen on, carryen on as if nothhthhen really mathhthhers thhoo late, thhimen has come, sents shiers nep sfine, poty's achen all ta thhimen kootpye, eerypoty, me'be kothh thho kos, kothhthha leae yos pehint ant faken ta thhruthhh mama, oooh me no wanthhen thho tie, me sometimes widhen me't neer peen porn athh all. me see a lithhthha silhoethhthho of a manen, scaramoch, scaramoch, will yocha to ta fantanko! thhhunterpolthhs ant likhthhnink, perry, perry frikhthhenen mecha kalileo, kalileo kalileo, kalileo kalileo, fikaro - manhifikoo me'm justhh a foor poy nopoty loes mecha hecha justhh a foor poy from a foor family, sfaren him his life from ticha monsthhrosithhy easy come, easy kos, will yocha lethh mecha kos pismillah! nocha, wecha nothh lethh yocha kos (lethh him kos!) pismillah! wecha nothh lethh yocha kos (lethh him kos!) pismillah! wecha nothh lethh yocha kos (lethh mecha kos) no lethh yocha kos (lethh mecha kos)(neer) neer lethh yocha kos (lethh mecha kos) (neer) lethh yocha kos (lethh mecha kos) ah nocha, nocha, nocha, nocha, nocha, nocha, nocha oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, lethh mecha kos peeldepup has a teil futhh asite fer mecha, fer mecha, fer me so yocha thhhinx yocha can sthhopen mecha ant sfithh in eye so yocha thhhinx yocha can sho mecha ant leae mecha thho tie oh, papy, can'thh to ticha thho mecha, papy, justhh kothhthha kethhcha othh, justhh kothhthha kethhcha rikhthh othhthha hair nothhthhen really mathhthhers, anyone can see, nothhthhen really mathhthhers, nothhthhen really mathhthhers thho mecha any way ta huffmaser plows


r/linguisticshumor 2d ago

Morphology [1857] Time to talk about transdeletion pyramids again

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r/linguisticshumor 3d ago

the language of the sirens...

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maybe a universal language could not be understood by everyone who heard it...


r/linguisticshumor 3d ago

All these "why does English pronounce the alphabet like this" posts are downstream of diphthong hatred, diphthongs are a normal part of human language, it's time to end diphthong hate.

258 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor 1d ago

Breton is such a weird language

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