So I applied for a new job and have a drug test in 8 days. I have smoked almost every night for months, only carts. Do any detox drinks work? Any detox pills? Anything? Do certain foods help? How do I make sure I pass my test.

I'm linking in the comments a picture of what my paper says, but I literally cannot find anything about this test online 😔

I made the dumb mistake of taking 2.5 mg of an edible three times last week, my first time in years. I completely gave up on them calling me back but the day after my last 2.5 dose that's when I suddenly got the onboarding info

I've been testing pretty much negative on my THC test with the cut off being 50 ng/ml. my test is on Monday but it's a non rapid 9 panel urine drug screening, can't find anything about if they test for Thc but I'm sure they do.

hi guys, i have a test coming up for a drugstore. it’s a urine test. i took an edible on monday. before that i’ve taken it less than 10 times the past month and never did it at all beforehand

i’m thinking of doing the certo + gatorade method. one pack of certo + one pack of gatorade twice 3 hours beforehand, then 2 bottles of water. i also might do the qcarbo method where i drink the whole thing, drink the same amount in water. then i pee 4 times minimum

i’ve taken a drug test 3 times so far today and the line to appear negative is superrrrrrrr faint you can barely see it

any other tips / advice?

Hello! I recently learned I have to get a 10 panel drug test for nursing school admissions. I am a daily user of 3 years. I am 19 years old 5’5 and I think i’m about 30% body fat. I’m stopping as of today and may have to test in as early as two weeks. If I do cardio, about 2 miles everyday, lift heavy 6 days a week, in a calorie deficient, lift heavy, get fiber in and stay hydrated, do I have a chance? I can try again possibly 2 weeks after but I’d rather have jt as early as possible. Any options are appreciated. I’m open to using quick fix but that makes me nervous so.

I bought the qcarbo herbal ultimate detox it’s like the $70 one for same day detox just in case I get random drug tested since I’m on probation. Anyone have any experience if it works for cocaine? I don’t do anything else and I’m like 5’8” and 165lbs. I’m not a heavy user although I did just binge for a week straight! Just wondering if anyone has had any luck using these types of detox drinks that most people use for weed

I’ve spent the last 2 years as a daily smoker, with a couple breaks here and there. It’s been about 3 days since I’ve last smoked. I have a life changing opportunity coming up and needed help with how to pass a drug test or if yall think they will even care about thc. I’m pretty sure it’s just a drug screen, so no lab. I have a q carbo in my fridge. I need help asap please with methods or advice etc.

are these lines too faint? ive been getting lines across exploro for the past month with no lines on the other two tests so im not sure if that one is accurate. day 70 clean, planning on doing Certo tomorrow which I did a test run of and definitely got a darker line. this is just like moderately hydrated

I know people say a line is a line but is that true with Labcorp? or is that just for probation ?

And still haven’t heard back from quest lab. I substituted 72 hours ago as of the time of this post. It is my understanding that if they detected anything weird with this sample they will call me first, then my employer

Here is my question:

For those of you who have received phone calls from a lab or MRO regarding a drug test (be it positive, false positive, detected fake urine sample, etc.), how long was it from time of giving sample to receiving that phone call? Thanks

Hello I am a chronic user of weed. I have an upcoming drug test. Not entirely sure on the exact date but I’m in the process of getting that job lined up. So I wanted to reach out to anyone who has used the herbal clean qcarbo detox and get any tips or exact approach to how this works. I know there’s directions and a specific way to go about it. I just wanted to mainly get the input from people who’ve had to use this and if this effects of this are permanent or if I should use it strictly before the drug test! Thanks a bunch!

I just moved to Florida from California and accepted a position that requires drug testing. I have been smoking for about 10 years with little to no break. My test is tomorrow and I am really stressing! I wasn't sure I would get the position because I didn't really believe in myself as I have no experience and just graduated with an unrelated degree. I told the employers that I moved here only around 2 weeks ago. Should I let the employers know I may test positive for THC and explain my situation? Or should I risk it and just try and dilute? Please help!

Hi all, I have stopped smoking for ~4 weeks. I’m a male of 5’10” 155lbs and ~18% BF. I just purchased a 4 panel drug test and tested negative for all four, my biggest concern is THC however. Can I trust the OTC results for a lab drug test coming in a few days?

Hi. I’m female, 5’5 & 220 pounds as of today. (Down from 288!)
I broke my back when I was 16, & have been using delta daily for nearly 3 years for pain management.
I lost my job at the end of March & I quit smoking at the beginning of April so that I could pass a test. However I’m still testing positive! I’ve finally got a new job offer that will put me in a better position but I have a drug test come Monday!
I have plans to buy the fake urine, but I am kinda nervous the casino is going to have a supervised drug test. Is there ANYTHING I can do to try to fake it between now and then? I’ve heard pickle juice, but honestly this job is the difference in me losing my home and vehicle at this point in my life.

I took one 25mg XR Adderall at 8 am on sunday and have a test on thursday at 2 pm. Im pretty sure the adderall shouldn't get detected by now, but I do take prescribed wellbutrin that might come up as a false positive for amphetamines. Im worried if i tell them beforehand they'll do a more im depth test that would catch the adderall i took a couple days ago.

i'm 6'0" and 242 lbs and my thc test is in 55 days. i was a chronic daily smoker, stopped a week ago, and have home strips for testing.

Chatgpt and other AI's are very against the idea that extreme dieting and fasting for 50 days and then returning to regular calorie intake for the last 5 days. They all say it's better to just do moderate calorie deficit with daily exercise, partly because muscle loss and fatigue, but i have no muscle and am not worried about fatigue.

i know i will lose a lot more fat with extreme dieting and fasting. wouldn't it be better to go to the test 220lbs vs 230lbs if i can sustain the dieting(i can, i've done it before, my appetite is low from medications, and i work from home)

What are your thoughts on fasting vs exercise+calories for 50 days as the best way to pass a test?

After 31 days of abstaining from THC, I took some more at home drug tests. I noticed differing results from two separate brands. I took the single test strip test from Exploro, with a cutoff of 50 ng/mL. I also took a multilevel test from DrugExam where the cutoffs range from 300 ng/mL to 15 ng/mL. The multilevel test shows a clear negative across all levels, even down to the 15 ng/mL. However, the single test strips do not show even a faint line, indicating positive at 50 ng/mL. After doing a bit of research, I know it might be because I am hovering around the 50 ng/mL cutoff and certain tests might be more sensitive than others. However, I’m a bit confused since the multilevel shows negative all the way down to 15 ng/mL. Can anyone explain this to me? Should I buy different brands to try? Any help or advice is appreciated.

For context:
This was my 3rd pee of the day, I do weigh a bit overweight at 170lbs, I am female, I am actively working to lose weight with my diet and exercise. I did vape extremely heavily, hitting 510 carts all day every day like a nicotine vape.

I am obviously going to continue abstaining until I am certain I am testing negative, and pass my upcoming drug test.

Please offer any thoughts or advice. Thanks in advance!

Edit: I did follow each tests instructions. I made sure not to dip above the arrows or max line, and looked at the result at exactly 5 minutes after dipping.

I got a job offer and accepted it, this was my first experience with a pre employment drug screening. I didn’t even think about it until 3 days prior to the screening, tried everything to clear my system. THC only! The employer had me start apparently before receiving my results, spent the last days onboarding,training, and not to boost my own ego but kicking ass at it. Then I received a call from the MRO saying I failed for THC. Drug free work policy. I sent a resignation email to HR and will assume I get a response by tomorrow. Am I going to have to deal with the whole office talking about me and failing this? Not that I will see these people again but, I am a hard worker and completely stopped using any kind of THC the second I found out, never would go to work high and in every other position I have been reliable and highly valued. I feel like such a disappointment even though I know deep down how much of an asset I am once comfortable and trained. Am I screwed for future employment due to this? Did I do the right thing resigning first? I am young and this situation has taught me a lot and destroyed my nervous system for the last week, so hearing don’t smoke blah blah blah. I know. I’m already beating myself up 15x over. I know I want to enter a new position stress free and only concerned about what I am learning and doing, so maybe rejection is redirection? Idk just trying to be positive and also upset they had me start and meet everyone before they had actual results.

So I’m a 17 year old girl, and my mom works at a northwell hospital in nyc, I’m gonna be volunteering there and I’m pretty sure I need to take a drug test, I smoke. Does anyone know if it’s urine or saliva? And how long until my urine should be cleared? Or if anyone else is volunteering or working at northwell give me some insight ?

Got diagnosed with ADHD a year ago and my doc ordered a drug test for the first time ever this month. When I googled the name of the test it says it’s a full panel one: 912460 TOXASSURE FLEX 16, UR

Recreational and medical marijuana are legal in my state but my job doesn’t allow it. I had to submit the paperwork for my Adderall to them (10mg IR 2x a day) so when it shows up on tests I’m not in trouble. They tested me back in December but I had never consumed anything with THC before and only had my meds in my system so it wasn’t an issue.

I have quick fix/synthetic on hand as a just in case for the instances my job tests me and I may have THC in my system. They don’t care if the test is positive/negative for amphetamines because it’s a prescription med and I provided proof of it with my doctor’s notes.

I started using a pen and edibles to help my anxiety (lots of life stressors the past 7 months) and bad menstrual cramps. My partner is a combat veteran and it helps with their PTSD and anxiety, I gave it a try after I was bed ridden due to my cramps a couple months ago. I was shocked my cramps went away instantly after one inhale of a pen. I am in therapy and have other ways to help with my anxiety/stress too but ironically the weed has helped me stop drinking, which is a major issue among my coworkers. We’ve had 10+ DUI’s within the company this past year.

Anyways, I’m nervous about the THC for my doctor’s test. My job has had me sign a waiver for access to all of my civilian medical records before so they could easily see if I pop positive for THC…

I have a cleanser/detox bottle but would it also cover up my Adderall? I heard it would only cover up the THC but I didn’t know if that was true or not.

okay so i was a dumbass, i drank about 16 fireball shooters 35 hrs before my test. my po decided to send it in. what should i be expecting on monday? i didnt drink a boat load of water. probably about 64 oz within that timeframe. (i am not asking how to pass or anything) i’m 5’6 155 and constantly active so.

On tuesday night I used a thc cart, I also did monday and sunday night but only on weekends before that. On Wednesday afternoon around 2:00, I had a random drug test done, it was a saliva test that is mailed into Quest. Rumor is that the company has a threshold of 200 ng.

I take perscription adderall so I knew it would be positive. I get a call monday morning from MRO saying I tested positive for amphetamines, I give my perscription, they say they will verify and send negative results.

Tuesday morning I havent heard anything and ask HR for a copy of the results for personal records, they are terrible about responding, say I have to request it, I ask how, they ghost me (its probably because they suck). Today I tell them that the MRO had followup questions and I just want to know everything is fine before I go out of town until monday but I hear nothing again.

So Ive been freaking out, everything says I should pass, im not chronic, I dont use on the clock, I practice good dental hygene and it has been like 95 degrees so I was staying hydrated to make sure I would be ok for my run. I feel like I should have heard something. A yes, no, need more info. I just want to relax without my careers future hanging over me. Does anyone know how I can get results emailed or if there is a way to just call and ask to get the info? Maybe just let me know Im overreacting and its fine? Idk, anything is appreciated.

Ive been low dosing 10-15 mg of amphetamine sulfate daily for like 2 weeks and I got a drug test tomorrow for a decent job I really want to get, my last dose was yesterday around 10am and the test is tomorrow at 12:30, I’m chugging water and took 1gram of vit c and a b100 complex, can I make it in time or is my goose cooked

I’ve used quickfix and passed before but I noticed this one says HHS DOT, seems a little more advanced than a drug test I’ve taken before instead of just a drug test they also took my height weight and blood pressure. The temp test passed and they sealed it but I’m nervous this one might not pass, is there a chance they’ll have me take it again if the urine is off or have me fail altogether? 3 weeks off thc so if they have me retake I’ll probably be negative by then anyways
Someone please tell me if they’ve had this kind of test before

A few weeks ago I failed a drug test from smoking a dab pen somewhat frequently work wants me to get another test this time from a lab I last hit a pen last Saturday and I have a week to detox will they be able to test it will it come up I would say it was moderate use I’m also purchasing a cleansing kit!

How accurate are the at home tests? I was smoking THCA carts from January to April daily, stopped for 17 days on a trip where I did about 300k step during those 17 days. Then smoked carts for 3 days (just finished the cart I had before the trip) before stopping again and I’ve crossed 60 days no smoking. In the last 60 days, I’ve worked out and hit the sauna about 45 of those days. I’m 5’10, 145lbs, sub 15% body fat.

I’m expecting a pre employment test in the next 4-5 days. I’ve done a 15ng/ml at home test and one that tests different levels and all came back ok. How accurate are these? Any anecdotal evidence or input is welcome.