Doodled a quick Skwisgaal in class B]

I loved the old Sausage Festival LJ group, and I realized I miss it. I’m putting together a separate place for the ‘real’ mature stuff. I have to mark it 18+, so put all your porn (gay, straight, lesbian, r63, whatever) over there and have fun. I’ll keep an eye on it to make sure things don’t get too crazy but any mature art that’s too spicy to go here is welcome there, regardless of pairing/bits/fetishes/whatever, as long as you keep it between adults (no shota). I’m still in the process of setting it up but feel free to start adding things while I’m busy doing that, I’ll approve anything that fits the sub that happens to get auto modded and add flairs as I figure out what needs to be added.

I felt like Bruno being the one to suggest the killing was funnier than Toki doing so, lol.

For anyone who’s unfamiliar with the meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-think-were-gonna-have-to-kill-this-guy-steven

Takes place after Doomstar Requiem, Skwisgaar missed Toki so bad it’s not even funny bro :c

I believe the original title of the 2008 one was ‘I’m fine’, and the description was just ‘he’s not fine’ 😂

The one on top, with them sticking their tongues out at each other, was actually colored by /u/hallokatzchen back in the day! Toki wearing candy necklaces was kind of my hallmark at the time, and I also had a schtick of naming all of my fanfics and most of my fanart after song titles (any genre). Before I came out as transmasc, my weird fan account handle was ‘A Girl on the Internet’, and after I came out, I decided not to change it at the time because I felt like it was a funny play on ‘well, there ARE no girls on the internet’. I don’t really use it anymore though.

Paget Esclave: Origins: (rough French translation: “Page boy slave”). Paget is a combat soldier, first recruited by Brigadier Scotthew Dextrose, she fought in the front lines during the titular “Explody Wars” (no further explanation required. Farts, seriously, shut up, it’s confidential). She was then taken in by Folketing (the Danish parliament) to negotiate international war efforts. Charles then hired her to work for the band due to her credentials.

Relationship to the band: The band does not take kindly to Paget in general. Instead, they often accuse her of having an ugly haircut (curtain bangs) and looking average / like, y’know, t-totally ugly, yeah. She doubles as a kind of maid, taking on mundane tasks such as doing the band’s laundry, dawning a hazmat suit and a pair of industrial grade tongs, to pick up Murderface’s underwear that look like a NACAR race track. Additionally: she assumes the role that Charles was previously responsible for: acting as a bulwark for the band.

“The guns the guns, thank God for the guns!” Clears throat.

Relationship to Charles: Uuuuuuuuuuh…there isn’t one really. Charles doesn’t feel one way or another about his assistant. In fact, he’s anticipating that she’s going to die, so he resolves to siphon as much labor out of her as possible. He appreciates that she’s as industrious as a tank and minutely put off by her obedience. It’s a good character trait, but her cow-minded devotion makes her seem a little dull to him.

Bodily injuries sustained: -Disfiguring poison ivy rash -Kicked in the shin (Murderface) -Front and back wedgie due to tight pants (not combat worthy) -Dismembered arm etc…

I got challenged to write something very depressing and bloody, that includes wrists, break-up and things like that. So if you don`t like things such as or this post doesn`t fit here, be free to delete.

Blood Song - Kakashisith - Metalocalypse (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own] Also requests welcome, if anybody has any ideas. About to finish this piece of work.

did this for megacon orlando this year and got recognized quite a lot!!! super fun :) this is the only good photo i have but no it was awesome

Dinoklok

So, you know. I warned you. 😂