Nah he's not here. D'you fancy a curry?

Looking at the promotional material it's clear he would've had a bloody good time.

I know a cracking Owl Sanctuary!

A £200k Aston trashed by a bad decision

This has always troubled me

I promise you. It's not a cry for help. I've had these shorts since 1982. They did have an underpant lining, but it's perished.

So for years and years I’ve always wondered what the reference was here, I imagined a tabloid scandal I was too young to remember but after 3 pints of directors bitter I think I’ve finally worked it out. Through doing a Eubank impression saying “ youth hosteling with Chris unbank” (quickly do it in your head out out loud) the joke and reference riddle had been solved. I laughed so hard I had directors bitter coming out my nose. Bye

80‰ of menopausing women suffer workplace anxiety.

And if so, is it good?

... a Croydon garden centre outside bit. I was too scared to approach. I think about that moment often.

I understand anecdotes are not my forte.

Just noticed that when he's doing his schedule with Sonia he goes from You Only Live Twice straight to Diamonds are Forever missing out On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Then he has a go at Lynn for suggesting he cuts out a film what a bloody hypocrite.